/brit/

>vote commie

the government issued gf

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why are these cunts stealing our gimmicks?

Might go to ASDA for doughnuts

Reminder that Assange isn't going anywhere.

He was on bail. The police weren't after him until he missed a court appearance because he'd gone into the Embassy. That's still the only thing we have him on, missing a court date which isn't even worthy of a fine in any other case

desu pepe and wojak's relationship may have a lot of issues but they've been through a lot together
for all their differences, they make a good team.

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where's the freakin new!

BLACK STEVEN SEAGAL!!*

youtube.com/watch?v=y1DQtz1_ekw

*can't believe primo posts such as this don't get any (You) purchases

not wrong 2bh
the incel attackers without question were 4channers

because pigs are incompetent

normies found out about /aretim/

swedes are normies=swedes know about tim

you won't get a boyfriend if you're fat

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I've voted the Tories, I've voted UKIP, I've voted brexit. Some of those I've regretted. But I would never forgive myself if I ever voted Labour.

alri luv gis a go on that gash

would appreciate if poley would gag on my bwc
hey x

Why is society so afraid to admit that not looking like this = dead on arrival?

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NEED the libdems back in business

the tories are corrupt and care about nothing except themselves

labour are full of idiots with zero experience and wouldn't know a coherent policy if it hit them in the face

Green/UKIP/BNP/etc are all jokes

What books you lot reading then?

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if you unironically vote for a party lead by a bitter terrorist sympathising commie who are willing to make a 60IQ nigger the home secretary then you need your head testing

>it was bait dumbarse

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I'll just reduce my colorie intake tomorrow :)

LOL

Really wish I had a qt black gf before I got married.

One of my very few regrets in life so far

recommend me some music /brit/
only rules are: no yank shit, and no boomer shit.

might post my willy lol x

or you could stop making excuses and just not eat the doughnuts you fat bitch

The three most important societies ever:
>ancient Greeks
>Romans
>British

Prove me wrong

what are your big plans for after the summer then lads?

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x

You know men have higher metablism, right?

you're being super mysogynistic

This Could've been you

Alas...

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please gag on my willy

eating lasagne

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Ancient Romans.

small poos creep me out. if i'm not doing big poos there's something wrong.

tight whole

It was nice to see you, Brits.
...nah, just kidding, u r cutz

Just want a girlfriend lads

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gotta have a good meal

>You know men have higher metablism
alri bro(chick)scientist

the romans weren't that important, all of their elites spoke greek and had greek teachers and servants.

image reminds me of They Live haha

you're under 6ft, therefore you shouldn't be eating too much

A picture is worth a thousand words, so ive been reading up on black women quite alot.

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what do you look for in a man monica?

Just go up and talk 2 her bro!

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Anybody remember Hugyank?

x

>*Tanoy bells*
>"For the LAST time, will Sara get out of the cake aisle and report to the managers office immediately"

Men have more mass so it's usually true, obese people have higher metabolisms by virtue of being obese too.

TORIES OUT

>getting married

pffffhhhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaa

>a Pakistani male named Monica

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france introduced feudalism in britain then ended across europe, freed and basically created the US
you're fourth in that podium

The usual, height, money, social status, personality

I like funny guys

12 rules for life

well, it's all true, you know

everytime I post in here I promptly get told to shut up

so that rules out the whole of /brit/ then

the industrial revolution dwarfs all of that

You don't get forced to shut-up permanently by some mod though.

passed my driving test a year a go and haven't driven since and insurance is now over £300 cheaper than it would have been if i took it out straight after I passed.
car insurance is a fucking scam

He's named after the Polish girl he was convicted of stalking and subsequently forced to leave the UK in fear of her life; Monika

i thought the romans invented feudalism

Unironically seeing Obama in the news lads.

Carried himself well, could take a joke, was very eloquent.

Getting sick of the utter trainwreck of Trump, it's not funny anymore

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and what makes you think you deserve that?

No need to destroy Jow Forums as a safe space, clearly destroying itself

RARE VID OF MONI LADS

youtu.be/8gzfu9pROA0
youtu.be/8gzfu9pROA0

this sociopath knows no bounds

made possible by us
you're welcome
just like you got the rosetta stone and Champollion only had a copy but ended up cracking the cypher first

you're older now though which means your brain chemicals make you more sensible and scared like an elderly person.

makes sense desu

its based on science

I don't think you can be that picky 2bh

no it isn't

it's based on statistics

how to win friend n influence people

France was influencial when Europe wasnt, when Britain was most influential it completely changed the modern world

we wuz le industrius n shieeet

statistics is a science

statistics simply show what i explained

I just gave my preferences

Gonna kilt myself

Fuck off antisemite!

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just bought a desk from Ikea LOL

watching the magus bride

made you, plain and simple

What pattern you thinking?

>statistics is a science

yes

>statistics simply show what i explained

not necessarily
you just stated some conjecture, but there are many other possible reasons that younger drivers are statistically more risky

It's over in 2018

Not even elligible for a Moni gf(male)

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hahaha x

will you give me a chance moni
let me take you on a date
this is my picture

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