/shit/

women are easy as long as you aren't an utter spastic runtoid
just be yourself

For me it's Station to Station

did you go to emily's thing?

mad how black panther was supposed to be a big cultural moment but now two weeks later nobody remembers it

shes from birmingham

alri rarity

Where on earth is countryside not beautiful?

that's coz black on black crime keeps the life expectancy to less than 2 weeks
sorry that was a weak joke
gimme some time to make something better

>cheapest flight includes a 10hr layover in Jeddah

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choon

youtube.com/watch?v=xTlNMmZKwpA
youtube.com/watch?v=xTlNMmZKwpA

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does anyone know how to find "cute" porn?

i just want to see 2 people (any gender except 2 girls is fine) have cute cuddles and nice consensual sex on camera, but everything I find is "DIRTY SLUT gets WRECKED by FOUR HUGE COCKS" or "CUTE TWINK GETS RAVAGED BY OLD MAN" or other gross stuff

what should i search to find the wholesome stuff?

youtube.com/watch?v=vQLBJNxbGYY

>ywn go on sunny acid hikes with her

why live. Why

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what does cum taste like?
does oxford bender come on here anymore?

shes a tory mate not like she'd do acid

youtube.com/watch?v=_fKsBNuD-KM

the "for women" category used to have shit like that before it was replaced by "popular with women"

cum taste depends on the other person's diet
but it usually tastes a bit salty i find

and yes
source: am oxford bender

i believe its called female friendly under pornhub

literal breeding sow

Jow Forumsadorableporn

want a pet moth

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druggie loser

i just checked and yeah youre right

*eats your clothes*

mother should i trust the government

youtube.com/watch?v=-HPliajHoqU

this song makes me really sad

The Irish who originally arrived in America weren't white. They had no white privilege.

They BECAME white by turning on Black people in America

By the time you came around, you were as white as a WASP at a cotillion. With all the privilege that affords you.

You lie, sir.

mine tastes sweet because I eat a lot of fruit

me in Rome today
beautiful city but I still struggle to love it

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porn being "cute" is impossible it should either be cute or arousing paedophile scum

redpill me on in a career in the merchant navy

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youtube.com/watch?v=gdwchohlMjI

I've heard lots of fruit makes cum taste sweeter
know anything about that?

Mate what you need is a wingman. We can both work together to get a qt gf to do acid with each. Although the gingers are all mine

any progress lad

Eva Sedona ATK Girlfriends

amateur

midge

no sorry
I got distracted

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what the fuck there is nothing adorable here
its just unremarkable selfies of amateur girls

its barely even porn

Just use keywords to search so something like cute sensual passionate teens

no i mustve missed it
loved kyle on gns but hes not funny on snl

unpopular opinion: the Indian poster is rather amusing

hate c*toids so much
if i saw that thing in the street i'd stomp its brains in

proxy off radja

Mad that white skin only evolved 5800 years ago

uh maybe something like
black culture lasts longer than black pregnancies
so 2 weeks instead of 1 week
I dunno

niggerboy in?

grow up

yes mate

the video you were referencing is called "emilys thing"
I'm not the usual desi lad. I don't post here generally

she wants a man from brum

ngl this sub is a guilty pleasure of mine for a cheeky wank

reddit.com/r/BBWnudists/
reddit.com/r/BBWnudists/

The absolute fucking state of that haircut, makes me wonder what your pubes look like

iffy nigga uh uh yuh nigga iffy xanax nigga yuh

It's funny how Russian interests have so thoroughly commandeered imageboard culture that they don't even bother swapping proxies any more. They're so confident that kremlinbots will just spam the shit out of a thread with a single flag, Spanish, Swiss, whatever, they're so confident that there isn't even an attempt to feign consensus.

what build do I need to pull of a tracksuit?

>Ephebophilia is the primary sexual interest in mid-to-late adolescents, generally ages 15 to 19.[1] The term was originally used in the late 19th to mid 20th century.[1] It is one of a number of sexual preferences across age groups subsumed under the technical term chronophilia. Ephebophilia strictly denotes the preference for mid-to-late adolescent sexual partners, not the mere presence of some level of sexual attraction.

nonce-o-filia more like

AAAAARGH IT'S MAD

actual whale right in your face hahaha sad cunt

im aware idiot, he literally starts out by saying "you missed emily's thing"

unshaved

what's with the "-zza" nickname thing in british culture
jeremy is jezza
harry is hazza
darren is dazza
and so on

No the gingers are mine lad

But yes I really do need a gf to do acid with. I dress well and I'm decent looking im just a manlet haha

Just discovered pic related. Will be keeping it in the meme folder for when something especially Mohammedan arises.

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what's with the "-dog" nickname thing in american culture
jeremy is J-Dog
harry is H-Dog
darren is D-Dog
and so on

what happened to sicilian lad

i said guilty pleasure, im not an actually chubby chaser

2, 3, 1

midwestern girls?

well, there's potential

shall be stealing your gimmick and doing the same, nothing personal mate

oh thought you missed it x

A Fr-nchman's bizarre masturbatory fantasy in the case of hard Brexit

There was this jav where the girl pretends to be plastic doll

enuf time to visit your family la x

his mother finally finished him off

feel like a bit of speed but it's quite late

have never heard of that in my life, n-dawg
n for nigel please don't report me thinking I said nigger

Now that's what I call intellectual property theft 3

>pornhub.com/popularwithwomen
>"Incredible sex between sweet teenager and fat old bastard"
>"big bOoty Ass Riding Compilation Video (HD)
>"Lauren's brutal hard rough fuck and tail butt plug bdsm xxx girl extreme"
>"PublicAgent She spreads open her pussy lips and fucks for cash"
>"Anime fuck on the forest"

what the fuck this what i wanted at all

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whats the point in taking speed if your just gonna sit in your room

got sicilied x

hate pillow talking after sex

love cuddles

what are you supposed to do on speed

theres lots of 'innocent' stuff out there just takes fucking ages to find

If you touch my Lei Feng, i will fuck you all up.

never had sex me

to sit speedily x
love it x
get to breathe in the stank from her arse x