/brit/

aren't crossdressing women just "women"

Back with my cookies and watching Kaiji

soz x

sorry I've been away
can you give me a quick recap of what you're doing in Italy?

my idea for a porn script:
In my head its a gay film, but could easily be straight as well

>couple are sleeping in bed together, cuddling in each others arms
>one wakes up and gently squirms out of the other guys embrace
>sleeping guy mumbles a bit, rolls over, goes back to sleep
>awake guy gently lifts the covers, exposing the sleeping boy's butt
>straddles his sleeping partner, gently fondling and squeezing his butt
>sleeping guy mumbles a bit and is now half awake, rolls over so that his (now erect) dick is resting against the small guys butt
>do some kissing
>do some cowgirl
>transitition into missionary
>pronebone
>etc
>end porn with more kisses and cuddles
>fade to black

what do you think?
any constructive crits?

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why is a woman in charge of this

women dont understand economics or anything worth knowing really

holiday innit

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>neural networks

mad how if you properly understand the concept behind these 2 words you can practically guarantee yourself a 6 figure income

Kill yourself you pathetic incel

A380 is by far the comfiest economy I've flown

yeah i aint reading that lol

with friends?

elon musk is a fraud too

>bowl cut
>no watch
>gypsy loop earring

turtle pls

he's a psychopath

roastoid in tears

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oh so are you doing all the typical tourist places or just enjoying the country?

I didn't know turtle was married

Time for sleeptoil

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His genius is unparalleled

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this Dane is based and redpilled
I want him to fuck my sister

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what's that la??? you absolutely N E E D a chooonOoOooOoonn??

glad to oblige la x

youtu.be/H8Q83DPZy6E

>gf won't let me use the toilet
it's almost like she enjoys messing with me

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Italy solo then joining my friends in Berlin and London afterwards

this is epic
youtube.com/watch?v=iX_2aDHTJnQ&t=322s

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STATE
T
A
T
E

it's a mullet

I'm doing Rome with the gf in November
anything stand out that you noticed? (for better or worse)

hi lads

*shits my pants*
oopsie daisies user-kun made a big stinky in his panties :3

shut the up

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I'm Italian

why do gays and pansexuals think everyone is like them? same with 66-fag-poo'ers

darn right frustrating innit

meat is murder

so lonely
so alone

love this contrast
>lost a serious career
>nearly killed himself
>was boycotted
then
>deleted her instagram
>deleted instagram
>sold his billion dollar franchise to retire on a mountain of fucking gold

>when the BRAAAAAAAP is too strong

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are those cuddlz?

DO YOU KNOW HOW ANIMALS DIE?

Mum effectively just called me a virgin freak aha
She asked me why I don’t have any female friends
Haha fuck you mum

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>I'm Italian

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the food is shit

why don't you?

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who the fuck has female friends hahaha

what do you want

you can't fool me i saw this image on the 8ch board

Looking at flats online.

Amazing the difference an extra person (i.e a stable gf) makes. On my own I can probably just about afford £400/month on rent. The flats for that money are fucking shiteholes right in the heart of paki / slav hostile zones.

Whereas if I wasn't a horrid sperg destined to be alone forever, I could rent a flat with a gf for £800/month and get a completely kitted out, modern, furnished apartment which is 10 minutes walk from the city centre located in a predominantly white area.

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Lads I just had the weirdest fucking experience.

I was walking on this trail through the woods on my way to Thomas Jeffersons house and listening to black Sabbath with both earphones in and I couldn't overcome this feeling like I had microdosed on lsd or smoked a joint. My chest felt constricted, I felt outside of myself, my thoughts became amplified and when I looked at people it was like how look at them while tripping; as if they are deers.

For a second I was sure the tab in my wallet had seeped through but that's not possible

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>tfw 6'6
>also ugly and autistic which more than cancels it out
mogging and intimidating people is fun but there aren't many other positives

Because I’m a virgin freak obviously

>'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' reboot to feature black female lead

oh... that's what I was most excited about

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flat share la x

arrange a flatshare lad

£1200/month for a modern high quality 3-bedder

Why did Dr Who bring back John Simm's excellent Master, just to make him electro-skeletor kangaroo man

haven't heard a good touhou remix since 2014
what the fuck have the japs been doing since then

And Sigurdsson man in?

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enjoyed this post far more than this post

Must
Destroy
BRAAAPitalism

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pathetic weeb

slaaaaay

NEED a Finnish gf

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thinking of getting a dehumidifier
shan't be drying my clothes in the dryer anymore, me x
rate
x

go to Florence

Ahoy hoy

bottom left and bottom right would receive it

>second down on the right
peng peng PENG!

[3,1] x

I'll never forgive Croatia for making him so sad

willy in bum

where's a good place to buy glasses online lads

it makes me feel happy when I see notable /brit/ posters posting under different flags
it feels like we're involved in their daily life updates
I posted under a german flag a few weeks ago

where does the humidity actually go though?

really gets the neurons going

Any lift heavy things up and put them back on the floor again man in?

not even a weeb, it just used to be a good source of music to daydream to because it's either purely instrumental or in a language i don't speak.

very hard to daydream about battles between cats and dogs in space while some 20 year old poof sings about a girl he met in a Chicago bar.

It collects in a bin in the dehumidifier and you dump it out

its always best to buy in shop I find

very yankish

*bursts through the wall of /brit/*
yeah here mate

that's just how the game is lad
no hard feelings

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middle on second top row please x

youtu.be/ukmxq75slto

lads, it's tottenham

I want her to poot in my mouth.

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For me, It's Somerset