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love the guy that does all the shouting in 6ix9ine tracks

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Last night I dreamt
That somebody loved me
No hope, no harm
Just another false alarm

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seething little mainlander detected.

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what film and what actress

Miss my best friend Mike and chatting to him about nothing.
He's better off with out me though, he's a sweet guy

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anyone remember the fratellis

anime?

stop spamming please

Miss my mate who completely isolated himself and fucking disappeared and is impossible to reach at all and is probably going to suicide sometime soon

rebels of the neon god (1992)

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need to move to st johns stat

haha hello mate i'm right here

no

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literally me haha

know someone who moved from London to Basildon

lmao grim grim grim

Don't say that man, that's too close to home, I don't want to imagine Mike is missing me.

where do you think we are?

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IT'S MY DIRECTION. IT'S MY PROPOSAL.

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I am also these lads: .

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why do you wankers do this

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daft twerp

bristol harbour festival

good fun.

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this summer heat combined with cocaine use is a one way ticket to sweating like an absolute bastard. not a huge fan of showering 3 times a day. might start paying a laundrette to wash my clothes for me

because im depressed and want to be alone

quinoa is pronounced quin-oh-ah

simple as

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pregger everyday until you like it

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I feel like a gf would ground me. Right now I'm completely directionless, I have no desire to improve my career, I basically just work until the weekend then get fucked up on booze, fags and coke.
Need someone to give me something to work towards and to calm me down

ITS SO HARD
ITS LEAVING ME ASTRAY

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look at it , miserable

you can tell its grim from the road layout alone

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just go to the pub and start talking to girls bro, it's not that hard.

going on holiday by myself for the first time and im quite excited. going to bologna if you're interested

Don't want my friends to get sad when I kill myself, better to ease them in to it

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think i might go out and try to get pozzed

*Says something about the jews*

virgin freak

she looks very good for her age, im a fan of gong li and xu qing myself

hope you have fun lad
my first solo holidays were paris and bruges by coach on a whim
was good fun

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fuck off oxford

based. underrated band.

niley hott

pozzgang

really wish I didn't just do that

I go out every weekend lad. If that was the case I wouldn't be single

im southern Italian

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My best mate switched schools when we were 15. We still kept in touch here and there and always acted like good chums.

Fast forward and we get invited to a mutual friends wedding, the first time we’ve seen each other in person in 2 years or so

His wife (he got married at the court, so no ceremony) gets so hammered. She causes a scene and speeds off in his car.

I offer to drive him home which is about 1 hour away. By this time it’s 1:00 AM. His wife arrived there, blaring and screaming. She physically attacks him and I hold her back.

We call the police on her, and the officer takes him in the other room to question him

She starts saying, “You know he thinks you’re gay right? Why are you even here?” It stung a bit desu because I hadn’t had a GF in a while. He doesn’t know she said that

She ends up breaking an ankle because she tripped over the stairs. The officer makes her call her aunt to come pick he up

I think they divorced a few weeks later

thanks

my only concern is eating at night. did you just rock up to restaurants and eat by yourself?

>gong li
a man of refined taste I see

Feel like it could go either way, know some guys who get gfs and this exact thing happens, basically turns them in to men.
Others however it ruins them, the girl completely fucks up their life, isolates them from their friends, turns them in to a complete faggot, makes them depressed and dependent on the girl yet still they remain directionless.
Suppose it's luck of the draw

serious question: why would anyone go holiday in Australia?

flight tickets are absurdly expensive, it looks exactly like the US and there's nothing of interest

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remember that bit in private ryan where they have the shootout with the germans

Ah yes, the "a new gimmick every day" gimmick. Today it's chink movies is it?

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i've done it before. summer is much easier in european cities because you can sit outside places and people watch, after the first time you don't notice it.

Went to Bali by myself for a month. Had lots o' fun.

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>mama mia came out 10 years ago

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literally went to mcdonalds and snacked on random shit from corner shops LMAO

all of their food was far too expensive

carrefour has some absolutely peng stuff

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and the nice medic dies asking for his mum? quite sad

James Dean isn't dead

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i only seen her in red sorghum, i heard good things about memoirs of a geisha but have never gotten round to it

haven't got that far

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I honestly wouldn't give a shit if I never seen my mates again. Its not that I don't get on with them, its that I don't really have much in common with them. All they really talk about is football and women

as an italian american i hate niggers and spics

Netherlands and Belgium are SO peng.

They look just like the UK but actually nice and also bike lanes everywhere

Its like the successful twin brother

I'VE SEEN IT, I'VE BEEN IT
CAN'T DELETE IT FEELS LIKE JAIL
NOIDED
FULL MOON IN DA KLINK SHININ DONT SLEEP
SURVEILLANCE POST MY BAIL
I SEEN FOOTAGE
I STAY NOIDED

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>im a fan of gong li and xu qing myself

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Sister's favourite movie, I've never actually watched it the whole way through

>i heard good things about memoirs of a geisha
the first half of the film is good and the soundtrack is good

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fuck drumpf

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London passfag is a truly despicable creature. Not even human to me, I would put a bullet in his head without a second thought

wish i had a qt chinese gf who didnt expect much. just a loving bf

off to nightshift toil

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anyone know a good website for making my own posters?

stay strong brother, I did it for the last 3 summers