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tfw no retarded big titty fetal alcohol syndrome czech pornstar gf edition

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>tfw no v4 gf

Ujebem ti hlavu roxorom1

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give me a quick rundown on this lad

>thought I had a chance with a girl
>made a move
>ghosted
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much better now, thank you for your attention

necyklopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Rudolf_Vasky

Rudolf Vaský alias "Vasky" je slovenský youtuber, politik, budúci zjednotiteľ Československa revolucionár, anti-fašista, bloger, vloger a prakokot na plný úväzok, ktorý je plne duševne zdravý. V súčasnosti tvorí manželský pár s Martinom Daňom a občas zbehne za Kollárom.

>tfw no private apocalypse bunker

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>tfw no iPhone

what does ejaculation feel like

>tfw LAN party starts tomorrow

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what's a LAN party?

like a tender piss in short bursts

Chceš poláskať močovú rúru hrdzavým roxorom?

R u a girl?

>tfw ottoni wont ever sit on my face

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do you have a death wish?

I'm forever grateful for geting to preserve the structural integrity of my skull.

if you need to ask, you don't need to know

it's like a baby shower but with abortions

wew

Too bad she stopped doing porn desu.

In awe at the size of this lass. Absolute unit.

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i want polish gf

kill yourself
you too

I wonder if Marcel finally could get a bf

be my polish gf pls marek

just come and pick one up. being le dark latino you will have a good number of them to chose from

why

he probably just killed himself

both of them are obnoxiously overweight

im not latino im european

I miss him 2bh

I don't 2bh

you can't even tell whether the one on the bottom is overweight

I can, she looks digusting

>have driving license
>haven't driven a car since I got it
I think I forgot everything

ottoni is thicc

you can

I miss ottoni

I guess her patreon is kill cause she made a twitch account.

her new pic for you :3

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obnoxiously overweight

im going to slep i better have a polish gf when i wake up

looks very pretty in that pic 2bh, photos in underwear don't favor her

>looks very pretty in that pic 2bh, photos in underwear don't favor her

no idea what are you talking about :^)

deliciously thicc

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orbiting an overweight attention whoring thot is pathetic and you should kill yourself you waste of oxygen

the cellulite on her legs is showing

wew, not even you can deny that woman weights more than 100kg trami

>deliciously thicc
No, she's obnoxiously overweight

but I dont even know your mom

a little bit yeah. it does not matter

85kg desu

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both of them are fat

is she polish

>85kg desu
yeah, in each leg...

there can be hourglass thick too

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exactly. Thats why I have been telling you.

Ottoni is pear shaped. Not apple shaped

no

she is quite muscular but not that muscular desu

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that's not a pear shape, she's also sucking in her gut

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czech gf is okay too

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it is and she does not have gut

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what about a med gf?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

she has a gut and you know it very well

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imagine licking their feet

If there is cellulite, it's not muscle, tram-tram
then get one there :3

are you into feet my man?

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no i want a polish gf

ah yes, poles are awesome, I undersand you perfectly, joao

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404 gut not found.

>If there is cellulite, it's not muscle, tram-tram
she got muscle + a bit of fet

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polish women are a gift by god

what the FUCK

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>a bit
if you call 30kg ''a bit''...
polish men are too! :3

The city ones are either corrupted by modern liberalism or the typical materialistic soviet mentality. You'll have to look for one in the countryside and that's A LOT more effort.

why not you

yeah but i don't really like soles that much
what really makes my dick hard are good looking feet with nice nails and pantyhose/stockings

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good taste

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godlike arms routine

she weights 85kg :3 I knew a girl who was shorter than her and weighted 75kg but same bodytype(big bobs and butt). She looked like small version of ottoni

if you think that's muscle, i'd love to see how you look like

if she's 85kg then she's not 1.80cm, something doesn't compute between these numbers and the pics...

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please answer me

>t. retard who cant read

it does...

>why not you
I'm not a woman.

all that fat must be getting into your brain, think about my response more you stupid cunt

i dont mind

you are obviously retarded

hey Argie are your feet cute?
do you paint your nails?

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I mind though. Don't worry, there's plenty of other Poles on Jow Forums who are gay. Just go to our general and 90% are guaranteed to be homos.

i dont speak polish

honestly no, I couldn't care less about my feet 2bh, I don't even use make up

This is how would she look if her mommy wasn't a drunktard

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wew, do guys actually find these boobs attractive? serious question

depends, are they polish boobs

no, they're czech I think

I don't. I find boobs like my girlfriend had to be most attractive

wtf start caring about your feet if you want to live in Poland, we really don't need more girls with ugly feet here

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video related
track9.mixtape.moe/xwyvkk.webm

They speak English though.
Tits are tits. The bigger doesn't always mean the better but these ones are pretty fine imo.

Honestly trami, no one fucking likes you. You are the most obnoxious poster here, posting that horrid bloated thing every day in hopes of achieveing what exactly? Endless arguments over stupid shit that get repeated over and over with no end in sight.

I think I had enough of Jow Forums, 4 years of my life spent on this terrible website that only made my life worse. Just fuck it all, i'm leaving, have a nice rest of your pitiful life, you fat fuck.

Should have done this a long time ago
>inb4 see you tomorrow

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according to what I know what you need is grills with a non-flat butt, and I'm ok in that regard :3
good post

i cant read it

i don't
i don't care about boobs at all when watching porn
the most important factors are:
cute feet
cute asshole
cute face
long legs
big ass

Yes.