>white guy "opens up" about his imaginary problems
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how's the nigger boyfriend mate?
Im a white guy and i have a lot of problems
*dabs on all mentally ill virgins*
love my Asian gf
Liberals are mentally ill
how will I EVER recover
I want to perform oral sex on Emma Watson.
negroes are very real
I have HPPD lads. fucking white flashing in the dark
too many psychedelics and modafinil
based and dabpilled
roasty genocide
n_ggers
How To Win Friends is so american i hate it
all about smiling at strangers and making sure to say "hello" to everyone you meet
fuck me i cant do that
>8 minutes between posts
shit slurper
why is it always canadians and australians who make shite posts like this
you cunts ran the kara boga gimmick into the ground
*whispers "nigger" in your ear*
reminder not to flirt with service workers even if they're obviously flirting back, might accidentally mog her long distance /brit/ personality BF.
>literally never argue with anyone, even when they are blatantly wrong
it's a book for cuckolds
definitely made up for attention
i think that boys are by nature more attention-seeking, but because of this we get all of our bullshit made-up bragging out of the way when we are teenagers, then we learn that its cringe and we stop
whereas women dont brag as much, but as a result often never learn the lesson that bragging is cringey
>watching Live PD
unironically the best show on tv right now
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY
i think the key thing he misses is
"never argue with someone that you want something from and who has absolute power to deny you it, even when they are blatantly wrong
I don't see the point, everyone is going to drop the act in two years.
fucking hate being northern
I read some studies about these type of hoes
If this is legit and she went from driving in a fucking uber to sucking dick in 30 minutes than she has a problem and will never be a functional member of society
The key to a good life is discipline and having control of your urges and who you are. If you want to just have sex anytime you see someone and you follow through with that you're giving in to your own addiction and honestly THOTS = nothing lost
They have no self respect or worth as a human if they're an easy lay
Isn't that libertarianism, Thatcherism isn't a thing.
thatcherism is literally just powellism with nukes
exactly, just like all the retards freaking out about us getting the world cup because they hated trump
I always laughed at the idea of black people asking for reparations but 2bh now that I think about it, it kind of makes sense
For a start black people have a right to pay for the forced labour that was free and also it's not about Tyrone wanting 4million dollars to buy a car and trainers its the black community wanting the funds to improve their communities, to give their kids better education and opportunities which will ultimately benefit America.
>Thatcherism isn't a thing
speak for yourself
thots can coast through life by sucking dick, we non giga-chad men are left to slave away in hopes of attracting a used up whore in our 30s. not fair i reckon.
nigger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this seems like an onion article.
northern irish or english?
Im proud trump is my president
Im not fucking sorry if that offends you
both
>meeghan
>saiorse
>shannon
>niamh
>siobhan
genocide the irish
to be fair that lad is a gigachad as you put it and he drives a car for money
I'm more into a United States of North America these days, get Mexico on board as a bunch of states and just THROW money at them...enough to get them to leave Los Estados Unidos
nice names
Emma Watson playing field hockey with a bunch of paki children: twitter.com
english
the average working white person in the us will spend 300k in taxes on black people in their lifetime
add in the technology developed by europeans that blacks are allowed to use and they probably owe white people reparations, they got a far better deal out of slavery
>gearoid
>tfw in love with one of my long term friend's gf
>tfw convinced we should be together
>her friends have said the same unprompted
>kissed her once when fucked, told him and largely avoid them since
fucking end it
sairsha and niv are good names desu, shannon is pretty normal. meeghan and shivan are retarded tho
yes, giga chads can live with other giga chads while getting new prime thots every night. we cant.
t.patrick o'shannery o'flannery, wirral
Nope
how do i filter out emma watson poster
t. mohammed mohammed
any /lazlowshow/ man in ?
i'm happy with my gf :)
NEED to start memorising names of people i meet lads
just fuckin embarassing otherwise
font
potato fucker
being bad with names is literally the hallmark of a no-hoper
learn to be better at it
the IRA is based. britain had it coming
goat fucker
any tips?
I'll vote for trump again
pissed off
why are all americans so predictably fucking gay
You just got to associate their names with something you will remember.
Need all immigration to stop
fire pubed spud bandit
Emma Watson's face when she gazes upon my cock.
>any tips?
>got a career
>still live at home
>still no friends
>still no gf
things have only gotten worse
ape
bootlip
coon
darkie
eight ball
golliwog
jigaboo
muligan
nigger
porch monkey
quashie
sambo
tarskin
wog
Dumb OP frogposter
he fumes whenever you expose him as an obese non-white. just post this pic
>how is it so small user?
Go to the gym and read the greeks
why are americans saying the n-word?
reckon wales should colonise ireland
curry-smelling paki freak
nothing wrong with shannon or meeghan
seersha, neeve, and shabeen are terrible though
Have a suspicion that Brits don't hate the Irish as much as they lead on. 1-10...where do you stand?
1 = agree 10 = immediate and permanent genocide of the eternal Paddy
the ones who say it here are underages
>go to the gym
no energy and generally cbf
>read the greeks
would rather complain on /brit/
congoloid
King Cunedda already blew the irish tf out
not much left to do really
pickaninny
based
1
I want to bang Emma Watson.
10
>read the greeks
Paddies are alright I guess. Prefer them to the Scots.
more like read the geeks amirite