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I'ma fuck up my life
I'ma fuck up my life
We gon' party all night
She don't care if I die
Yeah, right, yeah, right
Yeah, I bet you won't cry
Yeah, I bet you won't try
But you know I don't mind
But you know I don't mind

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paradise init

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dame los frases putaso

I am unironically aryan

so.... what do you guys wanna talk about....

Wish I had blue eyes and blonde hair tbqh lads

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i am a racist and if people ask i tell them that i am. Its unironically simple as that

Yeah look at England, massive immigration all sitting in government flats unemployed for generations. Well the English planned for it better than us they actually built public housing. I wonder when the shit hits the fans what they are going to do about homeless immigrants. Just look around London thousands of Eastern European migrants sleeping rough, England and London is starting to smell and look like a 3rd world country.

my idea for a porn script:
In my head its a gay film, but could easily be straight as well

>couple are sleeping in bed together, cuddling in each others arms
>one wakes up and gently squirms out of the other guys embrace
>sleeping guy mumbles a bit, rolls over, goes back to sleep
>awake guy gently lifts the covers, exposing the sleeping boy's butt
>straddles his sleeping partner, gently fondling and squeezing his butt
>sleeping guy mumbles a bit and is now half awake, rolls over so that his (now erect) dick is resting against the small guys butt
>do some kissing
>do some cowgirl
>transitition into missionary
>pronebone
>etc
>end porn with more kisses and cuddles
>fade to black

what do you think?
any constructive crits?

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been raining here all day, first time in weeks. sitting out on my porch now watching the rain, absolute kino
love the cold and the rain/snow, really want to move somewhere where it's like that all the time.

"communism"

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For me, it's Dokkaebi.

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thank FUCK the reruns are over and >LivePD is actually live now
starting off with a BANG - some dumb bitch crashed her car into the woods

dont know why someone would willingly label their ideology communism

Brown people are stupid

>anime

I come to the british culture general to read gay movie scripts yes

most important men in history were manlets
lanklets often lack personality and charisma
don't know why, just telling it like it is

were's your phd mate

>"I'm a communist you idiot"
as if that's a valid argument or anything to be remotely proud of
i hate how that ideology has become more socially acceptable

Seriously though instead of doing its 'ok to be white' why didnt they say 'its ok to hate'

she's not a communist
a social-democrat fraud

It was in response to Piers Moron saying Obama was her hero

Like sandy blonde or bright platinum blonde? You get lots of funny looks with the latter.

We're reaching cope levels that shouldn't even be possible

prove me wrong

>me hav PHD
>me smat!!!

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this
stalin, mussolini, hitler and lenin were all short
stalin and mussolini were stocky units though

communism is kind of based. (apart from the killings)

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I want to smell Emma Watson's farts.

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t. graduated from university of LIFE with a degree in HARD KNOCKS

republicans are the red team
democrats are the blue team.

men were statistically shorter in history, 6'2 today is the equivalent of 5'6 2000 years ago

Might dye my hair blonde tbqh

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put your name back on you subhuman

saw a flight attendant run up to a lad smoking on a delayed flight and fire extinguisher him in the face then yell "YOU COULD HAVE KILLED EVERYBODY"

just imagine the average even 500 years ago, LMAO

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education is knowing tomatoes are a fruit
wisdom is knowing not to put tomatoes in a fruit salad

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incorrect,

when are going to colonise space ffs

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heh, breitbart.com is all the education i need

>USA

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Never

liking anime is worse than raping a child

thats stupid
thats the wrong way round!

couldn't they smooth out the data ffs it's horrible

when all the jews are gone

will never happen

>why yes, i do equate people who want to limit immigration with the alt-right

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what is the maxed charisma opinion on tomatoes?
what is the maxed strength opinion on tomatoes?

>that disgusting curly pube beard

If you're going to dye your hair blonde, at least trim your beard into a goatee and go full Guy Fieri.

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Based

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I want an end to all immigration

They're working on it.

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so the deep state is a small surface ship and its nemesis is a deep sea creature? makes sense

It's actually a game, duh.

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Touching my penis to amateur sluts

i wonder what they did to improve the height in netherlands and denmark. eugenics? diet?

jim jeffries is the worst human this country has spawned

why do people act autistically

hahhahhaha what would ben garrison do if pol didnt make him famous

I will marry a blonde women and my children will be half shitalian/half Aryan

not the port arthur shooter?

>mid1980s
>reagan amnesty
>average spic height is literally 5'6
fucking hate reagan

why do americans come to /brit/ to spam their aut right shit, why are they so boring, why why why arghhh

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Its lower than that
Most spics are 5'4 or lower tbqh

wish I could grow a beard like yours to hide my weak chin and jaw

and this is the best

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hey diddle diddle
the cat and the fiddle

hated jim jefferies ever since he responded to piers morgan by saying "fuck off...hitler didn't kill the jews on the first day" , followed by furious applause
and i don't even like piers morgan

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>why do americans come to /brit/ to spam their aut right shit, why are they so boring, why why why arghhh

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this, but both those cunts always try to take our guns

i don't care about antifa
i don't care about spics
i don't care about white people
i don't care about niggers
i don't care who you're going to marry
BORE OFF

eating some belgian chocolate sea shells

Just wanted to play vidya and get a qt gf. Ended up browsing Jow Forums and becoming a nazi.

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>i don't care about antifa
>i don't care about spics
>i don't care about white people
>i don't care about niggers
>i don't care who you're going to marry
>BORE OFF

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brit lefty virgins on the left
intelligent educated american racists on the right (except they aren't black)

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I want to lick Emma Watson's butthole as she farts right in my mouth.

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do nigg*rs really read books?

>trump is hitler
YES OMG HAHAHA IM SCREAMING FUCK TRUMP IMPEACH HIM. ALSO LET IMMIGRANTS IN AND EVENRYONE IS EQUAL BUT NOT TRUMP SO WE WILL CALL HIM DRUMPF

dire thread fucking kill yourselves

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i'm a fascist

>the neo-con that is trump
>the neo-cons which are modern western politics
just want libertarians, 1776 and jimmy carter back

hella epic!

are you the non-white australian poster larping as a racist? if so, cringe.

hello nigger

i'm pure white, i've asked all my family members and they say they are off white-anglo ancestry

>libertarians
>jimmy carter
lad,,,,

cool bro
*filters you*

jimmy carter was the last good US president

*outmaneuvers your laws*

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