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Greenland (Denmark)

Really miss getting drunk/high. It's so easy to relax when you know you can just numb out your pain with some kind of substance. It smooths out all those little indignities and dips and makes everything ok.

Ooooh.
Rude

have gotten drunk and it doesnt numb the pain

Just did a fap

but have you tried getting high?

>but have you tried getting high?

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I don't know, I used to drink til I passed out every night and would piss myself on a regular basis and it definitely helped.

Opiates fix everything but they have a side effect of very slowly ruining your entire life

The header made me wonder what greenland’s Anthem was and...
The instrumentals are at least pretty but I think they haven’t recorded their national anthem in over 20 years
youtu.be/5E9ior--Jd8

i haven't drink coke in like a decade or more
kinda want some rn

dont do it soda no good mi hombre

Why’d he do that

Damnjews

Want to learn to sing really badly desu. Got some hot fire R&B tracks in my head.

post vocaroo

>I used to drink til I passed out every night and would piss myself on a regular basis and it definitely helped.

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I can't sing for shit, that's why I want to learn. Absolutely no ability to reproduce a tone I hear accurately.

are you black?

>tfw no gfd gf

I-I guess I wasn't meant to be, lads.

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isnt this idol like 12

one time when i was really small i woke up one time and there was no one around and i got really scared cause i thought my mommy had left me so i ran out of the house crying and with just a blanket on while it was raining and ended up down the street in a neighbor's house where my mom found me

i bet i could be a rapper

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whats the point of this question

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same

The Soundcloud aesthetic will cover up your sloppiness with lots of compression and distortion, then you can just scream a lot like Scarlxrd or Zillakami if your flow is sloppy or you don't have a good sense of cadence.

wrong comment

got some back pain coming back not sure if it's how im sitting in chairs or maybe my shitty footwear that's doin it. pretty horrible to get out of bed and although walking about doesnt hurt much if i bend down like im trying to touch my toes it starts to hurt an inch down. what do? rolling over to sleep on my side is a great pain as well

how old are you?

I wanna be a cute girl

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Love this artist’s You series

blacks that act white >> oreos
asians that act white >> bananas
hispanics that act white >> ???

What about blacks that act Asian?

21

i'm 21, too but i don't have any back problems (yet)

might look up some pornographic material

what classic simpson episode should I watch tonight?

last exit to springfield never fails me

Going to watch anime then fap

the one with Micheal Jackson

yeah i never did either but got some new job which is sitting in a chair for 9hrs and it is a shitty chair which i think caused the problem, at least I hope it is because i am quitting soon and hope my back comes back

both good suggestions but I've watched both of those recently

hmmm, been awhile since ive rewatched simpsons

I remember simpsons roasting on an open fire being fun

SHE FUCKING HATES ME

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gf complaining about having to pay for Prime while at the same time ordering a massive amount of shit which would cost more than 100/year to ship

My front teeth are hollowing out. Thanks genetics.

went to the beach saw a bunch of cute girls, i wish i had romance in my life, too bad no one likes me.

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God I love Aoba

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>genetics

stop drinking soda you obese cretin

>tfw drinking cheap alco and watching top gear

>googling a camgirl to find some videos
>find a lolcow thread
>instead of fapping spend the next hour reading through all this fucked up shit thats apparently going on
>dont even want to fap to her anymore
damn what a trip

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I don’t drink soda or any sugary stuff and it was mostlly banned in my house as a kid

american poor have no dignity

What’s a lolcow

Wish I would have been able to go to the Warped tour as a teen. I'd still go there now, but the line ups in the mid 2000s were better.

>its a Skinner and Bart become friends episode

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put your shit together

>its a homer/lisa bonding episode

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actually found those to be quite endearing usually

youtube.com/watch?v=JCDUJUhCGvA

Jow Forums offshoot where 2/5 boards are dedicated to eceleb gossip
threads go up to 1200 posts
christ this is probably gonna be a huge timesink for me now

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imageboard for women

wew, do i dare start reading the thread about Cosmo?

youtube.com/watch?v=7DtEde18_f4

Just did a fap
NOw i'm going to sleep

kek, its actually uncanny seeing a board full of normalfag female shit and its not full of mentally ill garbage like on /cgl/ and /soc/
fucking bizzarro world shit

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Threads 2 hours old you fat cock sucker we run int

are 8 hour night shifts 7 days a week cuck hours or galaxy brain hours? it's at a convenience store in a tiny town so I'd just fuck around all night. is 6 hours of sleep enough so I have more time for video games? pays ten dollars an hour too

Actually Jow Forums would be greatly improved if all IPs that posted in /brit/ were permabanned

>night shift
>7 day work weeks
>TEN DOLLARS AN HOUR

N O
O

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yeah but is it better than being a neet living with noisy smelly parents?

>is 6 hours of sleep enough
It's not healthy, but plenty of people do it including me.
Probably not worse than smoking.

I guess I'll sleep the full 8 hours. just feels like I'm being cucked if work is a whole third of all my time

better than being a neet but 40 hours a week of soul crushing work can get to you. At least actively look for a better job

This is true
youtube.com/watch?v=3FqmVITeiwQ

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people like you love people like me

>fucking up your sleep schedule
>sleeping through the day and working at night is downright unnatural
>not to mention its when you deal with shitheads at 1AM
>7 day work week will get old fast
>"fucking around" for 8 hours at night in a convenience store will get old fast
>its still a convenience store job
rather do a normal convenience store job for less pay to save you the grief

forgot to mention going from neet to not just full time but SEVEN DAY WORK WEEK FULL TIME is going to absolutely crush your soul after the honeymoon phase of getting a paycheck is over

all good points. I did seek out the night shift because I already prefer to be awake at night time and I hate people. this is in an ass crack town of 2,000 people and my friend who works there says he just listens to podcasts all night. he also said the 7 days would come after working there a while but he also thinks I'm going to be picking up shifts for people (lol not even once).
I guess it could just be a bandaid while I look for something part time during normie hours

sleep schedules arent real dumbfuck

Was gonna go to this club because it had a spanish name, but when I got there there were a bunch of niggers outside so I kept driving.

Want to sleep more.

who is this?

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if I am good with computer and managed to develop some semblance of self discipline, is it feasible to escape neetdom with some "work smart" online bullshit? really rather not have to touch normies at all but I'm not averse to hard work. do I have to be a sucker my whole life?

why didn't you run them over?

aha hahhahah pendejo

Freelance webdev, possibly on sites like Upwork

Do you like videogames?
Go learn Unreal Engine 4 and get hired for archviz and make some money by doing literal games (that aren't really games)

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Boy Sminem "cool"

2bh I'm trying to get into writing, art, and computer graphics but I feel like I'm a sped who'd never truly excel in those fields. maybe archviz is a good compromise thanks for the tip

want to deep fry something

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dude weed lmao

I just took a lot of edible thc marijuana drugs time to get high woo hee