Centre of European Art and Culture stretching back for centuries

I always recall his overtures to the southern confederacy in our civil war, the second empire collapse best day of my life

Best literature is found in England, music in Germany and architecture in Italy. The French outperform their neighbors only in gout-inducing dishes, bawdy jokes, rioting and giving up.

>The French outperform their neighbors only in gout-inducing dishes, bawdy jokes, rioting and giving up.
Is this some propaganda in English speaking countries? Only English speaking cunts say this shit over and over again.
inb4 white flag

Everything you said is very subjective.
I won’t say it’s wrong because I don’t know and you don’t either, unless you’ve already made an objective study on this which I don’t think you have

That's what decades of learning about countries from cartoons and looney tunes do to the minde

Everything OP said was subjective and can't be quantified except for the word cup thing but I've never even heard of that. Name me French equivalents to Bach, Beethoven, Wagner and Brahms. What French scribbler comes near Shakespeare, Milton or John Cleland.

>Best literature is found in England,

what is the "Roman de brut" ? The first novel of England written around 1150 in "anglo-normand".... aka in French

When Englishmen want to throw out monarchy they put their king on trial, when the French decide to they cut his head off and walk around the streets with it like the barbarians they are.

Firsts are not so important in the arts, it is like saying haydn was a better symphonist than Beethoven because he was there first. The novel as a genre of writing was refined and perfected North of the English channel.

I wonder if you ever read any French book

Sure have

That would be communism.

Lol

Please call any

Ok, i see

>champions of Freedom

Muh sides.

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>>champions of Freedom
That's why they fled to the Netherlands

>God-tier foods, can't even imagine life without croissants and baguettes t.b.h.
I can, with proper bread. And food that isn't destroyed in rotten grape juice or isn't snail.

>you cost me an election, you fr*Nch bastards

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>stealing 60% of what you earn
>freedom

Never said everything OP said was right.
I’m not the one who’s supposed to prove you wrong, you’re the one who’s supposed to prove yourself right (and you can’t)

I’m not saying anyone is better than anyone here, just that maybe you should reconsider your “rankings” and learn a bit more about French culture and what our country has produced over the last 300 years.

The French are arrogant bastards who corrupt everything they touch. All of Europe's problems can be traced to French aggression.

Cute fren, why so tsundere

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I love you too England

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Sure you didn't mean British?

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All I give a shit about is that french animation looks a lot like anime, so they're OK in my book.

No problem man, i did expected from your anything more than you said.

your flag*

Glad I could live up to your expectations.
I also remembered another thing. I can also agree with the french on wanting to kick the british's shit in.

Britain only bullied the Irish and other non-whites, we're completely innocent when it comes to destroying Europe. Britain never concerned itself with the continent, our empire was overseas we needn't worry about our bloodthirsty neighbours across the channel, they couldn't swim. France and Germany on the other hand absolutely loved to ravage Europe with their pointless wars, they couldn't get enough of trying to conquer everyone else, they drank European blood by the gallons because they're evil, evil creatures who despise civilisation and will stop at nothing until the entire world is left in ruins

Britain is entirely innocent, in fact it is the guardian of western civilisation. I am disgusted you would accuse us of committing any crime, when all we've ever done was defend ourselves from the raving savages of the continent while spreading civilisation to the rest of the world.

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> Centuries of Anglo French wars and attempts to take back Normandy and other French territory
> Numerous with Spain and the Dutch
> "Britain never concerned itself with the continent"

All of those were committed by the French nobility

Ok Nigel, thanks for the essay.
>Irish and other non-whites
I stopped reading there, but I like how many English people attempt to claim they are of Celtic blood as opposed to Germanic. Clearly you aren't one of those.

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Best classical music is Russian and French

Debussy, Saint-Saëns, Ravel, Bizet, Berlioz, Chopin (which will anger our Polish friends).

Hugo, Zola, Balzac, Cheateaubriand, Proust, Camus, Flaubert

I just discovered the Russian state hermitage museum in Amsterdam because i'm an idiot. It was fantastic. Saying that France or Russia have no culture is beyond retarded. Isn't there a cycling race going on in France that asthmatic Britbongs trying to ruin?

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>Isn't there a cycling race going on in France that asthmatic Britbongs trying to ruin?
The Tour de France? I'm not following it, so I'm not sure.

Napoleon Forever would have been a good ruler had he avoided war, his social and economic policies were sound.