Americans vacuum their lawns

>americans vacuum their lawns

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americans put cheese in their cereal

we do neither of those things

>americans call their father sir

>Americans put their feet on their sofas and carpets with shoes on

Is it true that americans wear shoes indoors though? I find it hard to believe

American baby gets little shoes put on immediately after coming out of the womb

>americans clap in the movie theatre

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I do that too

hahahahahhaha, and their mothers "madame".

"Yes madame, I'm going to put my shoes in the freezer tonight like you asked for".

I do. I also sleep on the floor with them on despite having a bed.

we do that yeah
but only in other people's houses, I'm not wearing shoes right now as they are in the freezer instead

and before that they leave the shoes in the fridge and do it in their socks

Jesus

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>sleeping on the floor
same. unless you don't sleep on your back it's better than a mattress

americans need a crane to leave their apartment

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>Americans have loving families and the pursuit of happiness

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americans shart 50% of the time they enter wal mart

do you put your shoes off when you go to your friends house?

This is true, I have a crane named Joseph.

Of course.

thats gross, your feet stink

They dont wear shoes when going to arenas for sport events, cause they'd be making too much sound walking over all dropped popcorn and hotdogs. Americans literally watch sport events barefeet! HOLY SHIT.

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They doesn't. I

Do Americans really do this?