What's the point of showering if I can't bring my phone into the shower with me?

What's the point of showering if I can't bring my phone into the shower with me?

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but you can

to get clean?

you can, you can also bring you hair dryer, toaster, microwave oven, coffee machine, and waffle iron :^)

Please don't start shitting on your phone too.

>coffee machine
Kettle?

Americans aren't allowed to have kettles

For most flagship phones you can get waterproof cases, but if you're a poor cunt like me with a cheap phone you're out of luck.

Sounds grim. How do they boil their water?

In a pot on the stove

They use friction mate

in the microwave

you can have both a coffee machine and a ketle you fucking Australian subhumans

put it in a clipseal bag, solved

>in the microwave

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But Americans aren't allowed to own a kettle

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Makes you ponder.

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What is best way to prepare water

Using an electric kettle or a metal kettle on the stove top.

Americans aren't allowed to have kettles.

kys, electric kettles exist, I even own one, and there's nothing wrong with stove kettles either if you're given to using one, the sharp whistle in the morning is comfy,

again kys

No kettles, meaning no hot cocoa during their winter, meaning they effectively don't celebrate Christmas.

Why don't Americans celebrate Christmas?

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>owning an electric kettle
that's very unamerican of you

He's probably lying.