Culture Pals - /cp/

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Found a baby kitty abandoned by her mother and owner and took him home lads
Yay finally unbanned

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>Found a baby kitty abandoned by her mother and owner
you usually start this habit at 40 years old though.
what did you name the kitty?

Based boomer

I'm a virgin and I don't even care about if I ever have PIV sex, but god I want to eat out a girl so bad.
I'd even like a relationship in which a girl just shoves my head between her thighs whenever she's horny.
Anyone else know this feel?

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I named him Neymar

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Faggot.

i thought it was a f*moid kitty :(
nice name though

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I stay out too late
Got nothing in my brain
That's what people say
That's what people say
I go on too many dates
But I can't make them stay
At least that's what people say
That's what people say
But I keep cruising
Can't stop, won't stop moving
It's like I got this music
In my mind, saying it's gonna be alright

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>tfw never eaten out a girl
Want to try it desu

Utter and complete state of you though my god

sup lads

Pretty sure it's a male cat. He's so little though

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youtu.be/Y5fBdpreJiU

Heh

Do you think she even remembers me lads?

>Tfw current gf doesn’t like being eaten out
Is it reason enough to end it lads?

Only made culture pals once and spoke to a qt Canadian girl and had loads of Iranian men messaging me

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That commenting girl looks like a legit alien

no idea, but you remember her and you will notice how impossibly many bastard sisters she has.. lets say you are in for a bit of a mental bootcamp.

>how impossibly many bastard sisters she has
Nigga what?

How does one get a hijab wearing Anne Frank girzizzle?

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I'm starting to feel like I wouldn't mind having a flip gf. Is this what becoming a boomer feels like?

The problem is that most of them are genuinely really nice and Christian girls. They age like milk though and grow fat.

If you are decided to go SEA I think thai girls are better

Help me

>girl is koreaboo
>her profile says she is learning korean
>send her a message in korean
>she goes whaaaaat

it's like the walls are caving in
Sometimes I feel like giving up
But I just can't
It isn't in my blood

She freaked out because you are not one of her korean flower boys

>tfw had French qt
>she started to get bored of me because I was very tedious and uninteresting to talk to, and hit on her a few times in an inappropriate way (I understand that now)
>in a desperate attempt to make her talk to me again I paid her 60 euros to transcribe and then narrate in English a number of speeches by the former president of Burkina Faso, Thomas Sankara
>sent her the money 3 weeks ago, she still hasn't finished
>everytime I try and talk to her she acts angry with me for 'irritating her with silly requests'
>tfw I was planning to masturbate to the recordings, pretending that she had been president of Burkina Faso from 1983-1987 and had quit her job to be my girlfriend

Is there a way to report her to interpals?

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Quick reminder that French qts are for Erik

bump

So is you're dad

Yeah but there are more flips in Canada than Thais so it's possible for me to meet a flip without feeling like a disgusting sexpat.

>you're

Lier

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messaging qt for months. I enjoy talking with her whenever I get the chance cause I like how we connect since we both like eurobeat and memeposting but I'll have a difficult time getting to meet her since we live an ocean apart. anyone KNOW THIS FEEL!?

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*Milly rocks into thread*
ESSSKEEDITTTTT

>eurobeat
is she dutch??

nah mate who you talking about.

I just got a girl to put a rolling pin in her pussy

A qt ive talked to that I know likes eurobeat

my.mixtape.moe/vhntar.mp4

Video related

Was it like dutch girls that used to post here?

Fucking disgusting animal >:^∆

pretty gross T B H Fampai.

im going to find her and call her a whore

ok this is epic

Haha

why do people do this?

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She doesnt have a toy

At least she put a condom on it so he family doesnt get to taste her juices

How considerate.
I hope you called her a worthless whore and told her to kill herself

Fucking disgusting dude, I wouldn't wanna eat anything else made in that house after knowing where certain instruments have been

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Nah I want to see her do more

Shes used the obvious vegetables, a hammer, golf club, whisk and a cane

OkCupid is the true international Tinder, folks

Nice, where is this slut from?

How do you use okcupid to meet foreign girls? It only lets me search people within like 500 kilometers of my city and the only "foreigners" I get that way are Americans who live in one of the most rural states.

California.

Did the family eat the vegetables afterwards?

She said she usually just tosses them out after, one time she ate it afterwards

Tell her she needs to find God

Change the distance setting to "anywhere" and you'll get matches globally, pretty simple. You can even search 500km from a location of your choice.

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1 gf please

Oh shit I had no idea that was even a thing.

that will be 100000 dollaros

Deposited into your bank account
1 brazil gf now, big bunda preferred

I did that once at work. Took home three kittens after their mom got hit by a truck and put them in my barn.

Now I got about 20 extremely inbred cats in my barn that I can't catch or trap to get fixed.

sent ;)

I don't actually see a cat here, but if you take a picture of its ass from between the legs I'm sure we can help you figure out if its male or female.

thank you, when should I expect delivery?

Why you use that pika?

there has been a lot of mail robbery in brazil lately so it's all up to luck

Bored of interpals. This one is working much more effieciently to me

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So, what locations should I totally block and is 1 (one) picture okay to have?

Sad you had to use fake pictures to get these
Real beta

>I don't actually see a cat here, but if you take a picture of its ass from between the legs
i'd like to take his word for it.. bit weird to ask for cat nudes.

Anyone? location red flags pls repsond ;(

if receiving messages(tons) from SEAs bother you, block them.
if you like living dangerously, by all means, don't. :3
usually, some people don't block countries until they've experienced a flood of messages from them.
one picture is okay but more is better.

Everything I do I do it big

t. Profile with only one face picture

>t. Profile with only one face picture
have you tried googling your username and be pleasantly surprised that the picture you deleted still appears in the images? :3

Ha go to the second page and you even get a picture of my slipper

the beauty of interwebs

This thread is gonna die again

How do I get views on my profile? should I just browse around and view munters and hope they view back?

>view munters and hope they view back?
this

I feel like finding an attractive british girl on this site is a needle in the hay stack, whenever I do see a qt of course they're fucking foreign.

mine don't

if you deleted the pic within the same day, it wouldn't. if you kept the pic for a long time, it would.
i think?

>View a girls profile who's 18
>6 comments 5 of them are over the age of 40

wtf lads