I honestly have an inferiority complex about nordic/germanic people

I honestly have an inferiority complex about nordic/germanic people

>Taller
>Richer
>Prettier
>Inteligent with some good jobs, you don't often see them working in a construction site for example
>High quality of life
>Blond hair + blue eyes which is very rare compared to the whole world
>When tourists come here they seem to be happy with a lot of friends
>Etc

I have a germanic surname (From Alsace) but I have nothing in common with them since I'm mostly mediterranean

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feels good to be nordic

>Taller
>Richer
Sure
>Prettier
Ehhh
>Intelligent with some good jobs, you don't often see them working in a construction site for example
U wot
>High quality of life
Sure
>Blond hair + blue eyes which is very rare compared to the whole world
I'd say only 20-25% of people here have blond hair. Almost everyone has blue eyes, though

Construction workers is the most common occupation you lazy siesta frog

>he wants to be a lanky blonde faggot

lmao

t. BLACK

t. pole

Obviously the students and tourists he sees aren't the ones working on construction site

feels good to be nordic

Plumbers and construction workers are real wörk men jobs...

>Taller
Average yes
>Richer
We have many students who live like poorfags
>Prettier
A subjective claim. Although it seems that a lot of people are attracted by blondes, since they're rare in this world.
>Intelligent
I need sources to confirm this statement; it doesn't make any sense.
>less construction workers
Please provide sources for this too. Personally, I know a lot of craftsmen within my social circle.
>HQL
True
>Nordic tourists in France are happy
Well, they're traveling and experiencing new culture, what's not to be happy about?

194 cm
4800 Euro/month
My mom says I'm beautiful
Guess I'm not dumb
Yep
Blue as the sky and almost white hair/beard
Nah only a few good friends

My VIKING brothers
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mein norman brüüder... :)

BROTHER

I'm tall and blonde/blue eyed but the rest does not apply to me

das rite, victory or valhalla

When is Voe going to appear in legalporno interracial piss videos?

>tfw brown hair

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Okay Chang.

>198 cm
>pale as snow, not even joking, I get blisters in the sun
>blond and blue eyed
>jaw carved from stone
>rich parents
>autistic as fuck, no friends, no social life besides my brothers

>tfw platinum blond hair as a child
>tfw pic related is my hair color now

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tfw (light) brown hair and brown eyes

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>rich parents
kys fucking faggot I would murder a small puppy with my bare hands for some money right now

French people are some of the most accomplished people in Europe. I don't understand why you would be jealous of us.

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welfare shitskin?

Nope

Because the grass is always greener on the other side. Nordic cultures have their downsides too (just as pretty any culture).

> have a germanic surname (From Alsace) but I have nothing in common with them since I'm mostly mediterranean
Most people of German descent are mutts if you look at their ancestry.

my eyes are greyblue, THANK GOD i don't have poo eyes

basé

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French isn't an ethnicity, this is another topic but I love my country
You can be germanic and be a native french, and probably a some mixed nordics are still in Normandy

But that doesn't change the fact that 75% of us are or look med

>75%
I'd say you're overestimating the number by a fair bit.

170cm poorfag manlet reporting

at least I'm blond though

I live in Nice, pardon me

I think I've never seen a blonde manlet in my life, the only one I can think of is pic related who is 168cm tall

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I see these meme charts all the time but I wonder what tone is actually considered blonde outside of the Nordic countries

I never thought myself as blonde but I don’t even know anymore

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Finland is definitely number 1 in blondeness

t. travelled in finland and sweden

Yellow hair = Blonde that's it, you don't have to obligatory have platinum hair to be considered blonde

tfw green eyes

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>csq je vais serrer les salopes pendant mon semestre Erasmus en France l'année prochaine.

I find it hard to believe that 69% of Americans have light eyes, and taht 51% have light hair

>75% of us are or look med
What's wrong with that?

You should be ashamed

How does it feel to be not nordic? I feel like superior of mankind

I am wondering about that too. As most Germans seem to have darkblonde and light to medium brown hair.

I think the study is about white Americans. Why would they include others since they all have black hair and brown eyes anyway?

you probably look like one of those dark germans
they look turkish and not mediterranean
germans are subhumans

>blond hair
>blue eyes
>185cm
Feels good to be a Danish rapebaby.

subhuman

I don't know why this dollymop is regarded as a symbol of beauty. She looks like a troll.

subhuman

>Blond hair
>posts fake blond cunt with dyed hair
Every time

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>75% looks med
you wish

Blonde hair on men looks like shit
Saying "tall, dark and handsome" exists for a reason, pic related is what universally appears to all women in the world

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Slavic straight hair makes anyone look like shit~~~~~~

nothing wrong with working construction dumb fuck, my friends who did trades get paid quite a bit more than me

I want my red hair back. I don't want to have blond hair again.

>trades spices with you

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>Construction workers

Wait isn't that our eastern euros job in Scandinavia? Tfw when Scandinavians steal our job

feels good to be nordic

I feel inferior too. Nordics are perfect

Griezmann boi in you football national team

they are subhumans and hitler would have gased them

Careful, demislav

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