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Fucking sick of people, namely sexist middle aged men, thinking it’s acceptable to refer to a woman as ‘ditsy’ simply because she wears makeup or has blonde hair. Would probably stake my life on the fact I’m more intelligent than you John, you old fossil.

enjoy your managerial stress and accountability while i walk out the door at 5

ffs. i'm not him. get asked this every thread.

You must be the richest man in Preston

Lucky bastard

Marr: "Is it possible that the Brexiteers are right?"

John Major: "It's possible the earth is flat, but not very likely."

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my nose (and tongue) would love to book an appointment with her cloaca

it's because they're hateful shut in like many on Jow Forums

desu it's only partially their fault they probably were bullied hard in school

most important thing you can do if your kid is getting bullied is go to a small/private (usually religious) school where the bullying is either non-existent or much lessened.

Brexweenies btfo

lmao

>John Major

oh that old, fake-tory runt is still kicking is he?

*surreptitiously googles cloaca*
got the sack now

Have you thanked the grime scene saviour today?

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dude lmao

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pengingham

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Have you ever eaten a poo

would unironically rather live in new jersey than jersey

its not possible that the earth is flat

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that's SIR John Major to you

saw newark on the way to manhattan. no you don't. and you have to deal with sassy yankoids.

fact: thatcher would be pro-brexit

used to rim my gf a lot so i probably have inadvertently

I think 9/10 people would say the same

no but he has

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I present to you the lefts worst enemy

They live in a world where your sex chromosomes are an optional inconvenience, 100m champions are all black because of "hard work" and ethnic groups are totally interchangeable. The left are dangerously anti-science.

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I arrive in Pengzhen

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dont tell me any military secrets please

anyone remember the cuckio meme

yeah i drove through NJ whilst traveling from nyc to phillly. 'twas a shithole but at least it has more than six people.

OH SHIT SON

SECOND REFERENDUM NOW

continue to rim lads a lot so i probably have inadvertently

if you let people bully you it's 100% your fault
always was a manlet so some kids tried with me at school
beat every single one of them

what are you doing there?

Work Experience

what neek still listens to grime

100k here. we're full anyway.

cool
can you speak chinese?

i exclusively listen to clothes shop music

brexiteers are right desu, regardless of whether brexit is a success

gender dysphoria is a scientific fact

black might have a predisposition for athletics but it helps nothing but propagandists to reiterate the point. they'll move into those fields regardless. we want to expand the improve their opportunities to include but not be limited to that area of expertise.

does /brit/ like james dean?

What is there to do in Jersey (except for larping as an ISIS militant and making bomb threats of course)
Do you have a job?

Oh, our love is like the flowers
The rain and the sea and the hours
Oh, our love is like the flowers
The rain and the sea and the hours

tuneless indie crap which is somehow quite popular?

he was prolific

Some, in my office of about ten only three or four speak English but they all want to practice English so the only person I speak Chinese to is my bosses mum who I'm living with
I struggle a bit but she's very patient

>work experience in fucking china

actually fucking howling. this is thairunt 2.0 in the making. the utter fucking spacker is working in chink factories for peanuts.

Money laundering

what are the chinese people like?

>gender dysphoria is a scientific fact
how
there's no science to back it up whatsoever because they START with the conclusion "gender dysphoria is a thing because they told me and they sound super serious" and work backwards to find evidence

>Implying it means I'll move back

Walked more in an hour than most of you have since May

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just opened spee and there's cp in the catalog, not very nice

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I know people talk about how atheists or whoever "worship science" but I wish we actually did worship science and had crazy hyper-material cults and eugenic wars and shit like that

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never watched start trek but my grandma is a big fan so i should really watch some of it before she dies

mmmnah thats not really what it is
the genre would probably be rnb or something

>What is there to do in Jersey
beaches. go to town. eats and drinks. some nice parts here.

>Do you have a job?
not yet, nosy bastard.

i'm the great white gorilla of the concrete jungle
makin chimps mumble, beatin on my chest watchin pussy boys fumble

nhs.uk/conditions/gender-dysphoria/#what-causes-gender-dysphoria

Yeah the last eugenics war went pretty well

Very friendly. I'm in a wealthy area so people are open to foreigners. They want to know where I'm from and that sort of stuff.
Get comments about how little I eat andnim so thin but I'm fine with it because I've lived in China before and it's fairly normal stuff.

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I don't really care about women and have a low libido. I could just go without sex for the rest of my life, it's no frustration for me. I haven't wanked since I've been a teen. Still, I'd really like to be a responsible member of society with a wife and children. I will be 30 in two years and the need to settle down is really setting in for me. I have a good income and inherited a house so I could support a family no problem. The main thing I'm worried about is relationship drama and the like. I'd like to minimise that as much as possible.

I think I'd ideally just want to find a woman as frigid as I am so she doesn't grow sexually frustrated but I'm not sure where to start.

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my nanny just DDoS'd my SaaS

it was such good fun we're still walking about it

Unironically low test
Might want to go see a doctor

>not yet
did you move there recently or just finished school?

gender dysphoria is a mental illness not a trait

that's very nice to hear

why not turn yourself bent and adopt a kid?

He's probably 16

le unpaid dogs not doing their jobs

born here. just haven't got round to it.

Lol at Britain always pretending they are a special snowflake, only to find themselves squeezed between world powers and have to pick sides anyway. BREXIT is just another of these tantrums. When shit gets real between US, EU, Russia and China, they will have to pick a side anyway and unless they want a butt raping from the Americans who treat them like vassals, it will be the EU.

two things
1. did you even listen
2. those are all defects of a functioning human

a treatable mental illness

>5 mile walk in an hour
no sweetie

lads which of the following options would you choose:

1. Paid work experience in a relatively prosperous first-world country. This includes a decent wage, generous lunch breaks, etc.

2. "Paid" work experience in a crowded, stinky third world shithole in which any three of your coworkers will throw themselves out of the window every half hour. Awful wages, 4 and a half minute lunch breaks (can only choose between sea brine and dog meat too)

Shenzhen isn't a great tourist city though unless you like tall buildings so if anyone wants to come to China don't put it at the top of the list.

most people who are really into space travel are atheists, their dream is some dumb future where all of humanity is united colonizing the galaxy
I hope we die before that happens desu

pets provide me with a more meaningful relationship than any person ever could desu

I fucking HATE work. 8 and a half hours of my day that I spend having my mental wellbeing ground into dust for £22.5k a year. I understand why people take up addictive habits now.

>Only 4,16 miles

Amateur

still scientific init

2

2 but ironically

whats for lunch in the lunch breaks of 1

built on sand

kot

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