/brit/

nothing better than waking up with a fresh cup of coffee and toast and posting on the chons

Funniest video on YouTube
youtu.be/qnydFmqHuVo

ok im back from emptying my arse

he's paralysed now btw not funny

business idea: earth but no pakis

reminder

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source?

Never got why you're supposed to "special food" for breakfast. Why not just have the leftovers from supper?

for me, i like waking up to a hippie speedball
coffee and weed

need a guernsey gf

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you manage to fart out all the cum?

reddit dot com and /vg/ effectively destroyed most internet communities

Mental how I could batter every single one of u

youtube.com/watch?v=_i_WS9CJ7tI

yeah

and then some poo

Lads is there a way to check how many views a thread has?

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ok

mental how id drop my trousers and the pure size of my todge would get you on your hands and knees

have you spent much time in the UK? London felt like a completely foreign country to me. Farnham was better though where my cousins live. Spent probably about a month collectively in the mainland throughout my 24 years of life

youtube.com/watch?v=5YHLtHBcVJ8

chloe a cutie

I was doing missions in the rain
now I'm steady pissing out henny and champagne

NEED a deeply insecure and fiercely loyal gf tbqhwyl

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yeh

yeah

just visited often. london and brighton mostly. i'll probably move to the mainland in the next 5 years.

french press coffee is where's IT is AT. rite, la, ya?

sure is

a chest c.900ad

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>a deeply insecure and fiercely loyal
They only behave like this if they are way below your league. So look at yourself in the mirror. Than imagine your female self, except much uglier.

Mind telling me how?

I don't want to sleep lads

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no actually, THIS is the funniest video on the 'tube
youtu.be/HCXnL8U6ops

this isnt true

im fairly attractive, could do with a 6.5/10 gf

standards are set VERY high though despite being a born again virgin freak

yeh

Nah, tea has a more complex more pleasing taste. Coffee is not that bad but it's more medicine than it is a comforting drink.

stay awake with the lads then

>literally no different from the UK
it's rich tory: the island

this is the quintessential post of a low iq mong who autisitically overthinks everything which makes him believe hes smart

told you earlier stop yapping

well lads?

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have a hard time thinking of owt other than tits and fanny

dont care

is Lachlan an anglo name?

but then I'll be exhausted tomorrow at toil and people will notice and engage with me

poonetto

not as rich as people make us out to be. cost of living is slightly higher. but at least it's safe.

you can use contactless on buses in the west mids now
the future is here

any /harrier-chopper gunner-nuke-RPD/ man in

tell them you were discussing alpaca jumper knitting with your virtual friends on a japanese cartoon enthusiast website

cafestol
ldl
opinions
now
go

The gyaldem

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>harrier-chopper gunner-nuke
runtoidius maximus

I’m the only one of my friends whose parents did not buy a car

nah im a /cod4/ man

t. never nukes nelly

Lads do you have to be a good convosationalist to get a gf because I'm not very good at sounding interesting

already doomed myself admitting I was spending this weekend making a model plane

buying your child a car

parents buying you a car is peak tory behaviour

I've never been so fucking depressed

still use my student id to get cheaper bus tickets despite graduating a year ago

post the plane x
virgin
dont care virgin
rasheed

based and planepilled

nerd freak weirdo

Can somebody post the meme about the manletmick treating to hem people? I just want to have a laugh at this jealous leprechaun over here.

still get an 18 and under bus ticket despite being 19 :]

got a zangoose

wo3 a4i ni3

anyone else act like a boomer but really a zoomer?

When will this bastard summer end. If I wanted to slowly roast like a Christmas goose I’d move to a third world country like the USA or Senegal

sucking a nigger

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sorry mate I'm already in bed but I will once its finished

playing emerald?

clean your room and wipe your arse

why you in bed at half 2 in the afternoon ahaha

fuck nationalizing the rail, we need to nationalize car insurance, sick of paying out the arse for an imaginary product

flat-chested, pancake arse bitch

>DUH PAKIS IN LUHNDUN ARE A THREAT TO ALL OF US

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just installed "Go"

Kinda realised that paradise does exist and it's name is california

Ok I know this is a bit weird, but I'm really into female homo-eroticism

Anyone else?

Is peaky blinders worth watching

bum[
x

any /unhappy/ man in

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Oh yeah that’ll go nicely with your permanently installed virginity

id say so yeah

Now watch me whip (whip)
Now watch me nae nae (watch me do it)

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