/cum/ & friends

morning b-

>& friends
later buds

bitch bye

>and friends
Why? They're nothing but trouble

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mates
gents
how goes it

>scientists have to test the dna of minutely different species and dog breeds yet niggers are still humans
too bad we didnt get a timeline with sexy exraterresrials or real waifus

youtu.be/qAL6dviKwiQ

thread theme

been up all night
holy shit i'm strung out so bad
i still feel high

>strung out before 24hr
normie tier

watch and learn white people

youtube.com/watch?v=76X4JvjpXug

on wat

Love me.

youre scum

youtu.be/9RRhhewFqyw

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youtu.be/sD4gheOB7mE

12 year old humor

youtube.com/watch?v=GygEAcFFMVs

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youtu.be/tiQvQ-5zHU8

good song

Drinking coffee from a jar

heh that something boomers do

youtube.com/watch?v=6opWxv4hHCM

Playing Halo

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lol

youtube.com/watch?v=A9hwx-yn6-k

youtu.be/i5jPy-GmyUc
*sips*

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nigga you got me fuckt up

youtube.com/watch?v=mSO4sOmZ8TY

>Halo 1 and 2 are my favorite games
>like ACDC
>own a ride mower
Am I a 28 year old boomer?

nigga u gay asf

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is it a zeroturn lawnmower?

Halo (1-3) are the best goddamn games I ever played. Mysterious aliens, kickass guns, superhuman strength, adventure. Childhood
*sips*

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Of course

project gotham > forza 6
not only are old games better, japanese games make it a million times better

you're a spic

jesus, I still remember playing Halo 3 the day it released

where the fuck is time going

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forza 6? never heard of it

gran turismo 2, now thats a good game

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remember being a teenager at my friends house playing halo 3 while he was in the shower and his little sister came and hit me with a baseball bat

then later that day my friend bailed on me to hang out with his GF and i was pissed

When will my skin start turning brown?

keep mowing

keep on mowing baby you know what time it is (7AM)

Throw your cans up
Ladies and gentlemen
Throw your cans up

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he got you fuckt up

its fuckd
stupid voiceless letters german

why are there two threads?

Jow Forums bows to /cum/

this was the original

FUCK SUMMER, IT'S SO GOD DAMN HOT

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Original ("German")

youtube.com/watch?v=GDbUqDGGtl8

or Fake (Korean)??

youtube.com/watch?v=z-rftpZ7kCY

miss this desu

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fuck

tmz.com/2018/07/22/tekashi69-robbed-pistol-whipped-hospitalized-gunmen/

Blicky got the 50

and fuck the south
i wanna go home T_T

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spot the boomer

Hiiiiiiii!!!

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wish i could kill kai winn

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the fuck is everybody

Don't know what you mean by that, but I'm right here, bud.
How's your day going?

shitty, Im just wasting it until I go to work

>Working on God's day

GF just told me she has relatives in the US.
Might wanna visit and enjoy a free stay.

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I have failed Him

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oh mama lemme tap dat ass

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DS9 coming to an end...not sure I will enjoy Voyager as much.
Hate the stupid captain and those faggy aliens on the show.

I wanna fuck her so bad

Wish I had a boyfriend

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Is anyone here from alaska

me

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keep an eye on her or she'll be BLACKED the minute you blink

this

gonna bust the first fuck nut after 9 months when i finally move to taiwan next year

long time!!

>yea lets all go to comic con it'll be a great time

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>tumblr sequel to Harry potter gets tumblresque

woah, whoda saw this coming

wow, woah

This is why the west is doomed
Thank god I'm Chinese

HMU on snapchat
sugarwithspice

>thank god Im chinese

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classic SOON

>live in california without knowing about the mandatory bi-daily impeach trump reminder

>>thank god Im chinese

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>yea lets go to comic con

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DOH!

simpsons hasnt been good for almost 20 years, what sane individual would care about groening at this point

Watching Yuru Yuri rn

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touching myself rn

Helping this user touch himself rn

You're on a date with the hottest chick you have ever seen, she is over at your apartment and she is DTF.
She says she needs to go to the restroom real quick and you can hear her take a huge fucking sludgy shit even tho she turned on Drake on her phone at a high volume.
She only wipes her ass with toilet paper because bidets don't exist in the US and once she is done, washes her hands for a suspiciously short amount of time and comes back to you and lays down in your bed, asking you to join her.

Would you fuck her, despite that shit smeared ass-crack of hers?
Would you ask her to take a shower?

Buds I gotta ask
Is it gay to sometimes Imagine yourself as a cute anime girl playing with an ojiisan?

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very much so
not just gay
it's sick

death to trumpkins