>Over fishes their main economic resource, cod fish, to near extinction. Now they have to resort to killing the seals that eat them naturally >Can't be understood through their heavy accents and slang >Most of them are inbred >Make this shitty "rum" called Screech, that's more floor cleaner than alcohol >Have a town named after a sextoy (Dildo) >Basically the rednecks of Canada
You cunts don't even eat codfish, Terra Nova do Bacalhau. I know we gave you up for Brazil, but sugar prices were high and our slaves don't work too well in the snow.
That said, we want our fishing shacks back, ASAP.
We're just darker because we blush in the photographs. We're still a hairy sailing nation.
Easton King
>That said, we want our fishing shacks back, ASAP. We will prepare delicious brandade de morue and you will PAY FOR IT
Michael Sanchez
>brandade de morue Looks like bacalhau com natas. I approve.
We'll bring the wine just for you. I know you guys don't have anything worth drinking over there.
>We built your houses, and we'll bring them all down if we have to. You know as well as I do that it is a great sin for a portuguese to destroy a house