/brit/

shagged more birds than you've had hot dinners kid

Now this thread I can get behind

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you're fine lmao

in my prime I was doing acid weekly

the incel

youtube.com/watch?v=jMlOo3RquKo
anyone here enjoy listening to music that is objectively good

Wtf is that Epsom?

hope she dies
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is it true that you are arabs??

This cute ginger girl wanted to be my gf back in high school but everyone bullied her so I caved to peer pressure, told her to fuck off and joined the bullies. She cried a lot.

Met her in a pub a few years later, bit awkward.

Are traps gay?

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yeah and now you're braindead

blackheath I think

90% of CNN’s commercials are 23 and me ads featuring el goblinos.

any /toilman/ in

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>now
the virgin freak couldn't even shag during the first year of uni hahahahaaha

Post big felines

Depends what you do with them

whew
stroke of luck lads

dad came home unexpectedly even though he was supposed to be away until monday
did he walk in while i was masturbating naked in the living room? No.
did he walk in while i was doing Morrissey karaoke at the top of my lungs? No.
did he walk in while I was sleeping from 2-6pm? No.
did he walk in while i was lying on the sofa under a duvet playing FEAR? No.

he walked in as I was cooking broccoli and reading the newspaper, and we had a long chat about poetry and current affairs

another day, another successful bamboozle. Life is good, lads

cool pic
here's a pic from my "cool" folder in return

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well thats just shit, the magic isn't there

move out

template for that thing

if these are going to be posted in /brit/ they should at least be the ones where each area in Britain is separate

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lads theres an actual drought like

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>we had a long chat about poetry and current affairs

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mate, everyone goes through a druggy phase

it's just one of them things.

suck me

>one shot at life
>not born a yank

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yanks wore out their welcome long ago

*bans you from my conference then dies of arse cancer*

no they are straight

foy
FOIY(fuck off island yank)

rorkes at it again

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5979799/Shocking-moment-female-police-officer-knocked-ground-EDL-march-row-new-mosque.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5979799/Shocking-moment-female-police-officer-knocked-ground-EDL-march-row-new-mosque.html

dumb pirate frogposter

do you have the UK regions one?

if we fall out of the eu with no deal i think the uk might genuinely collapse

americans dont understand

scaremonerging rubbish
Britannia will thrive

leftypol goes in a rage at the sight of this pic

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post toot

i envy the NEET man, i envy his freedom. his choice.

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hes right though

It won't. Nothing dramatic ever happens. We'll have a recession then a few years of stagnation, maybe do a Japan.

tried to watch in bruges but i got bored and stopped

is it any good

To be a NEET is to be a creator, an explorer, a conqueror.

yank falseflag

this is the comfiest time of the week for NEETs, but aside from that it's pretty bad

21C AT 11PM

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going to have a hentai wank

its very good
go flicker the light or something low attention span spacker.
cant be worse than toiling for 60hrs a week.

unironically this + with no fan or airco

it's very good

In Bruges is too depressing for me, it marks the last time I had sex.

Nah mate
Dont want to lose the magic though lad.

jf out edition

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just sent this post to Cressida Dick

youtube.com/watch?v=sAhEFuq62-I
He died this weekend RIP

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I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED

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got accused of frustrating the will of the people in greggs

all dark red

got something wrong with me
had it for like 2 years
been to the doctors twice and had blood tests and they say im making it up but im not

then why does your language sounds like a mix of arab and italian

perhaps only the ancient Greeks surpass the NEETs in their contribution to mankind.

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well yeah they're both pretty bad, the NEET has unlimited time, but no freedom/money

and the wagie has money, but no freedom/time

There's honestly no way to win(aside from being born rich)

The goal

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43C AT 5PM

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How do /brit/ NEETs survive? Do their parents support them? What NEETbux are there in the UK, I never had reason to be interested?

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there was a version of this split into north west/east, midlands etc.
someone post it

just open a window nigger damn

Live with my parents, have savings, and I don't like spending money

lived off my parents after graduating highschool at 16(i was some prodigy runt). they forced me to get a job at 19 now im a full time slave.
have money, no friends, no gf, no place of my own, no free time and im constantly in pain between my shoulder blades.

My brother is on the neetbux, he's given an all expenses paid flat and gets about £50 spending money a week.

notice they don't mention who instigated the violence until one line, right at the bottom
>'There were reports of items being thrown into the EDL group and this is now being investigated.

they do the same when antifa attacks people who are peacefully protesting
>violence broke out at a far-right march

i live on tax payers their money and i dont feel bad about it

terrorist sympathiser
fuck off to /eire/

with acid, tolerance and losing the magic is defo a myth

mdma, yeah sure, that exists.

>open a window when theres no wind

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this argentinian nigg*r loves ireland

Cause a thousand years ago we spoke arabic, 200 later we started speaking italian. So our language is arabic based with a romantic level.

what symptoms

what's the deal with james dean

Wish I was handsome

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haha look at him go

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fucking hate being northern

sweltering innit