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Might wank

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>pass user since 2016
OH NO NO NO NO

too early you gimp

absolute legend
feeling sinister is in my top 10 albums of all time

>my drug is less self indulgent than yours
>mine opens your mind and makes me have these great realisations and unlock hidden knowledge
>it totally doesnt just fuck my brain up and make me a delusional druggie freak it's SPIRITUAL

fucking reek of sweat and cum and pissy bollocks

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Noone here claims to be a guru, fucking hell.

If you come to Malta ill give you a line of ket only if you promise to stop being a fagfot

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well that's the trip to malta off the books then. i mean the drip should taste like arse but if you don't like it you're gonig wrong somewhere mr muscat. also i knew a maltese girl at school called "muscat" and im fairly sure the leader of malta used to be called muscat too what is the deal with that name in malta

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Don't use drugs anymore lmao, just sayin cocaine is a tory drug

Hate sweating in my bed
need the sun out of business

Wasnt talking to you SPASTIC

scandinavia is overrated

yeah is it you reddit spacing little commierunt is it really hows first year of uni

never knew i was working class until i went to uni, surrounded by middle class runts that scraped by in school and never worked a day in their lives

:9

dont sleep under your duvet then mate, havent shut my windows for 4 months now

Same
the weakest little runts get the easiest ride in life
hate them

youtube.com/watch?v=T4Ar5GCCS78

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in 3rd year lol, not bad too many upper class ppl tho

I mean, we have other good drugs, here just aint a coke place.

God fucking damn we have amazing ket here, I had an Italian give me proper coke once and jesus fucking christ it had a great taste
Still going autismo cunt

convinced the gf is trying to make me insecure
yesterday she told me she cuddled on the sofa with our gay friend Pete as they watched a movie and she fell asleep in his arms

jokes on her though, i have slowly grown ambivalent towards her and literally could not care less if she was in or out of my life

willies

王菲早期的英文歌都很有韵味,制作人本来有心把她变成华语乐坛的 whitney houston,结果后来发现她是走 Elizabeth Fraser 路线。哈哈

this based maltese is BTFOing the irish subhuman

>window open
check
>blanket on
check
>wank sock equipped
check

see you in 3 minutes boys

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Sounds like she knows you don't love her anymore

Muscat is just a common surname, like smith

i am literally (not) a communist

unironically being payed to browse here lol

uhh. that's not on. just dump her then.

>wank sock

mate just cum straight into the toilet like i do, no mess no fuss

bfs apply here

Wouldn't know what she sounds like since I haven't heard her wahey

i'm 28 though mate i moved past liking to get "fucked up" (and for me ket is like being hit over the head while drunk) to just wanting to do cocaine and live life fairly normally just at 100 miles an hour and try to fuck anything with a pulse

王菲早期的英文歌都很有韵味,制作人本来有心把她变成华语乐坛的 poo nigger 结果后来发现她是走 Poo Nigger 路线。哈哈

just watched this lads
feeling very emotional right now desu

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Just eat your cum like I do, easiest way to clean it up

masturbation is also an addiction friend

cant cum if im not watching a video of some poor bastard having his balls absolutely pulverised into atoms

I’m an absolute plonker

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not motivated
if she dumps me thats fine, if she doesn't thats fine too

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

Fair enough.
Europe overrall aint the best for coke for obvious reasons.
Columbia has to be on your list , get a spanish/columbian friend and go coke out for a week.

yeah an addiction with no negative side affects that significantly lowers the chance of serious ailments like prostate cancer bet you think oxygen is an addiction you stupid TWAT

You afraid to be loved?

Vladimir Putin ‘has a £160 billion fortune that includes 58 planes and helicopters and 20 secret retreats’

starting to suspect i may be a cuck

reddit flags not working getting really anxious and breathing pattern's going all weird

may as well if you don't actually care about eachother. lmao.

man of the people

that deaf dumb and blind kid

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

Addicted to water

been out kissing, cuddling and groping a young QT in her car.. feel like a teenager again lol

What are your individual and team sports of choice lads?

love communism me

why do so many people think ket is a dirty drug?

keep getting boners at the gym lads

breaks your cock n you go impotent and won't be able to get the cum out if you do it too much

i like having someone to go to places and do activities with
and the sex is okay too

what gym do you go to?
want to go gym with me tomorrow?

tennis and AFL (football every two years for Euros and World Cup cause it's a laugh even if the sport's shit)

have a cold shower

look at im go lads

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SURE PLAYED A MEAN PINBALL

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England is awash with top quality coke if you pay £60-£80 a gram for it. The best shit stinks of petrol which they use to get it out of the leaves and is super shiny and soft but having what tastes like petrol in the back of your throat isn't always pleasant.

Oh no, the incel's cock won't work, now he won't be able... oh wait

nonce

was alri at basketball and running

intentionally fucking up your brain probably helps in observing things that normally remain in the background, though

sure plays a mean pin ball
(literally wearing my the who t shirt right now 哈哈哈哈)

how do people wank for just 3 minutes? i need 20-25

Good thing I don't do it too much then right stupid cunt you know if you breathe pure oxygen you die so best just stop breathing any oxygen right stupid cunt kill yourself

He can't be the monarch, but he really wants to.

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anyone seen sticky vicky in benidorm hahaha

new gimmick: 哈哈

>in her car

Play the game mate

No I mean as a participant
Do you still participate?

i prefer the other one that means "hehe" instead of "haha"

Edinburgh puregym

sure lad

Going to England with the senpai, might try and go to a rave and see if i can snag some good coke then damn

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bit of a dire situation if she is ready to cuckold you to be honest. just be friends or something.

any Moscow Place puregym man in

drinking cider

iHonestly feel like im the only cunt in britain with their head screwed on properly