Why don't you have a girlfriend yet?

Why don't you have a girlfriend yet?

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because i want to BE the gf

But I do. Fuck you, internet

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Because i am an overgrown manchild

Because I'm not a lesbian.

Because ever since I graduated college I have lost any friend or social connection that I have ever had

because I'm not gay?

Hot be mine

Because my wife won't let me.

cuz all women are whores (except my mom)

HOMIES
OVER
HOES

Women are overvaluated and are vile creatures

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I am not a lesbian either and that is not stopping me from having a gf.

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2d is better

Eh, I'm talking with a girl. It's a bit weird since she is friends with my ex, but if there's no bad blood so be it.

because i am a lesbian (male)

Because nobody will ever love me

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Because I am a nerd and like guys

I'm already married and we have children

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Women don't like short men with long hair usually.
It's not like anyone else is interested because cute boys is an internet fetish.

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Because I’m not white

pls be in Monterrey

Kill yourself ban-evading Argentinian (Barneyfag)
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
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M-merchant-chan please be my little lover

I really want your fucking skull split open

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You deserve to fucking die

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Because I'm ugly, poor and boring.

I am not capable of loving because I'm emotionally broken but I'll hug you if I like you enough!

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I only want to see your fucking heart pulled out of your chest

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If I could stab you repeatedly in the fucking stomach so you bleed out, I'd fucking do it

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I'm unloveable

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I'd really fucking like to cut your throat open and watch you bleed

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That's the description of 90% of russia's male population, yet majority of them do have gfs or wives.

Is he the same guy on /qa/

If you would fucking get your head cut off, I'd really fucking like that

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Ah, the old jew-hug
>he cries as he stabs you in the back

They're everywhere.
Seen them on another two boards at least

I'm fucked up in the head

Just to watch you die would make me feel good

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cute

I won't cheat anyone I'm loyal.
However killing someone does sound fun, I won't try it anytime soon though.

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I meant the Canadian

nothing cute about it

ISIS should be decapitating you fucks

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>tfw no gf

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I'd really like to see my bare fists beat your fucking body until it's nothing but a red and bloody pulp

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Idk if they're candian but I've seen posts in this manner with the same images and "fucking barneyfags" in multiple boards already

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>All pony/brony threads, images, Flashes, and avatars belong on /mlp/.

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I want to see your fucking corpse dead on the fucking street

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I saw your mistake.

I think it should be legal if someone shot you fucking dead, having bullets fly through you, launched with an AK.

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Sorry to hear that, hug me and never let go of me

HANG YOURSELF PEDO.

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Legitimately, I'd have no problem with dismembering your fucking limbs

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i had one but now i don't

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To just bring your fucking body to rest

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hi

Alright user should I mail myself in a box to you? 50kg shouldn't be that expensive by mail.

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Niggas ya'll be so gay

What I need is a boyfriend who isn't a cappie apologist, but the men here are socially-progressive libertarians at best.

And then drive you over with a goddamn fucking tank to crush your bones

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I'd literally love to drive your fucking skull in

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Yes please hurry am lonely

And then tear you apart physically

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I'm trying user

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Just tear your fucking throat open

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And then make you fucking die you degenerate ass fuck

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I'm just waiting on the day that you finally get your fucking body torn in half

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Cute, have you ever been with another male?

And then see you die horribly, pos

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Never, I'm pure and innocent!

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Fucking bleed to death, fuck

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Wait, so you don't feel anything for males?

i wish i knew, maybe just not good enough

I just want your fucking dead corpse dead

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Because women's sexuality scares me. I assume that any woman who wants me is a slut, that any woman I can seduce is too easy and not worth my time. On the other hand, if I cannot get her, it's pointless to go after her. I will only be able to get a gf when I acknowledge that women are people with sexual desires and that it's not necessarily bad, but that day hasn't come.

Because I’m ugly

And stinking in the fucking streets too

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I do, I'm just not looking for anything... And incapable of loving so I guess that's why.

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I'm a loner.

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I see, I bet you can find love.

I never had the drive or interest to get one, besides, I have other priorities.

Fucking get stabbed repeatedly you piece of fuck

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Maybe... I'm too weird for most people

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There is a weird arab boy from uae that might like you

I really would like to beat your fucking skull open

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But I can't even visit there... Nothing will come out of that...
If I talk with someone from the EU at least I can go see them eventually

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:(
I want to try getting an international bf but, we are not really liked

whoah calm down there matey

Drugs don't attract stable relationships

Jesus Christ, calm down

I'm ugly, i'm uninteresting, my social life is nonexistant, i don't have any friends, uni is going to shit, i sit inside all day talking to anonymous strangers on an anime imageboard
Yeah i really wonder why

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What is happening to you with university?

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Nothing much, i guess i'm just too stupid for it.

Oh....

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Yeah :(

It can work!

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But I do.

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There can be no justice on stolen land.
They all must die.

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