Arizona Green Tea edition.
/brit/
wmaf
need a qt white gf
Yeah nah fuck it not going to go to toil today
Fuck the man
Why do Scots do that pathetic thing where they write in their "dialect"?
the true 23 year old boomer drink
Fuck your nan
It’s a language apparently
its the only way foreign people remember that there's more than one country in the uk
What does it involve
Do you actually have to confront povvos and make them pay back their debts?
going to fly to Scotland just to eat one of these then fly back
feel like pure shit just want a handsome wog bf
>why is trump attacking Iran?
oh
turtle is only half wog
No it’s not as bad as that it’s just call centre work for a direct debit company that applies admin charges on dd defaults for budget gyms
It’s not that bad but it makes me genuinely miserable
i know that pic is fake, but literally no one in america doesn't think trump is an israeli shill, some people just think that is a good thing
post webms of hot women
god i wish that were me
The British virginity crisis is leading to far right extremism
Over the past decade or so the rise of far right nationalism has happened in Britain and all of the west but the question is why? The answer? Incels. involuntary celibates. Adult Virgins.
We effectively have millions of men who grew up on the internet that never learned enough social skills to have a happy normal sexually active life who are now looking for someone to blame, so they blame the Jews for being happy and successful, liberal men for getting all the girls they blame women for having control of their bodies. They seek safe spaces in the swamps of the internet, hearing about how society would be better if Europe were filled with white people like the good old days and the alpha (black) males were not here for the blonde women to choose over the Incels.
What could be done about this? It is terrifying that these virgins have the right and ability to vote and sway online discourse far right but I feel sort of helpless as I see no way to resolve the situation from growing ever worse for the next many decades.
thoughts on this daring synthesis?
the Jewish hypothesis
So you’re notifying people there’s an additional admin payment when they fail to make payments? Does sound grim
Honestly just sitting at a desk all day doing tedious shit is depressing, I share that with your job
>the onion
please be serious
I can understand why porn is especially bad for kids now. it can really fuck up their sexual fetishes and can lead to rape and pedophilic fantasies I think.
also seems like most pedos and gays were touched as kids
'i dont like the source so its fakenews'
please go commie
Thought yanks couldn’t joke about Zionism upon fear of death or improspnment
good bait
9/10
the onion's satire
hate my life and i want to die
would like to try the garlic ones tbqh
you literally get put on a list and they monitor your internet activities and have zionist spys watching you. if you ever try and carry out an act of anti semetism, you will be fucking killed or forced to disappear
Friend showed me porn he got from his older brother when we were 10 and honestly fucked me up
Fetishes went off the deep end by 14 (browsing /b/ contributed to that) and only now recovering to more normal fetishes
going to have a value range dominos for dinner
Univision owns The Onion and they're a media corp but they are more toward spics and spaniards than whites so they dont really have the same level of jew infestation
*braps towards you*
yes they've piqued my interest the most
*gives you the 6pm slot*
>anti-Zionism=anti-semitism
the yank betrays his overlords through his rationales
Yeah it is grim
The worst part is that it is completely unjustifiable, I’m no lefty but it’s a completely unnecessary and vampiric way of making money
Feel sick to my stomach every time I have to argue about it with someone because I have to fight every urge to agree with them about it being unfair
Been trying to redpill my mother on the jews
it's not going well
reading semitic texts
robert de niro will die by the end of the year
>i-i'm not anti semitic like those NAZIS i just understand why jews and everything they stand for is bad im just anti zionist YOU NAZI
alri Jezza why you in australia
my mom is redpilled on the JQ
mainly because shes had bad experiences with them at work
This should be the new ice bucket challenge. I'd watch the videos
very hungover and must toil, oh dear toilstein will be fuming with my productivity today
Is this like those small loan amount companies where you borrow like $160 and pay it back in fortnightly instalments of 40$?
to raise money for Palestinian children or what
no
am fucking sick of existing
Hark!, the morning birds’ call welcomes a fresh hell
>giving money to terrorist kids
everything was better before i died
birdcucks at it again
alri schlomo lad
>small brain
Israel over Palestine
>big brain
Palestine over Israel
>enlightened brain
Need them both out of business
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would love to see all of Israel including Palestine nuked
mum must have watched at least 50 hours of jordan peterson by now
this to be perfectly honest with you famalamadingdong
correct answer
>famalamadingdong
wish this idea caught on in the mainstream
lADIES AND gENTLEMAN,
jOHN dENVER
>dude the jews lmao!
truly an american brand of bizarre edginess
I blame their morality and holocaust classes at school
TINY
IRISH
BOLLOCKS
or the fact that jews do have an incredible amount of influence here both socially and especially politically
on my 462nd 10 hour compilation
step it up normie
lol
see
Just stabbed a fanny, lads
With my cock. Lmao
the jews run london as well
>sex
>at this time of day
hmm
poo poo pee pee normies stay away from me
see
>get out of shower
>10PM (22:00)
>have a wank
>fuck around with my chinkpad
>have another wank
>eat some cereal
>shitpost
>kill random lardasses and minorities in gta offline
>have another wank
>eat another bowl of cereal
>look at clock
>2:30
>have to be up at 7 for work
>cant sleep
it hurts lads
>sex
>at this time of day
>at this time of year
>localised entirely in your kitchen
Finger through the bog roll
Laddies you are looking good tonight!
*walks away*
>not pepperoni
THAILAD!!!
>Pizza butt
if you became disabled but were still able to have sex in one position for the rest of your life what would it be?
there's pepperoni on meatlovers why would you get it by itself
the cuckold position
because pepperoni pizza is the GOAT
where in Missouri do you live?
kc
big fan of ham, pineapple and jalapeno
east st louis