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Charles Cook
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Joseph Sanders
Tsar
Austin Sullivan
Alright lads i'm going to the dairy
want anything?
Jacob Clark
I could if I wanted to
t. Produces bitter cummies
Jacob Jackson
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Lincoln Carter
A pack of darts would be greatly appreciated
Jackson Murphy
ever since starting my pills i don't get any special sauce
which aisle
Easton Campbell
I said YOUR cum was bitter, mine is fine.
Levi Torres
>Dadrock
> ever since starting my pills i don't get any special sauce
Damn, that's a shame
> which aisle
Usually it's behind the counter
Your cum is dumb
Luis Walker
There is NOTHING wrong with dadrock
Anyway, my cum is NOT dumb.
I get good volume and projectile speed/height, I should be in the Olympics.
Ryder Rodriguez
well i do but it doesn't spurt anymore sadly
shut up dad
Evan Scott
I don't think I'll ever get used to the taste of cum.
Ryan Turner
You need to work up
taste some every night
Aaron Wood
I try at least twice a week.
Jacob Butler
>leave the thread for 5 minutes
Jonathan Kelly
i would make a joke but i'm actually jealous
Jace Williams
The novelty wears off rather quickly.
Lincoln Walker
wont stop me
Hunter Richardson
He might be tasting his own.
Pineapples help.
Henry Smith
tasting your own is different
>t. expert
Joseph White
>He might be tasting his own
I'm not, that's gay.
Anyway, maybe I'll make some cocktails with pineapple juice for next time. Do some experiments.
Brayden Lewis
I think I got paranoid about it. Better off without it anyway
Andrew Nelson
Degenerates like us belong on a cross
Don't be, like the other guy said the novelty wears off and then you're just left with a guy who comes around a few times a week and eats your marshmallows
Angel Bailey
but if u don't taste your own you'll never know
Austin Green
clearly
Ayden Torres
>you're just left with a guy who comes around a few times a week and eats your marshmallows
Genuinely hurts my feelings, I only had like 10 marshmallows today!
Luis Morales
good thing i don't eat marshallows then
Matthew Cox
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R8, pls.
Josiah Edwards
I think I'm addicted to marshallows. I keep eating them for breakfast and making myself sick.
Christopher Jones
Get some pineapple lumps
Brandon Watson
Holy fuck I might, I fucking love pineapple lumps... but I can't put them in my hot choccy, could I?
Lucas Foster
Do it
I'd just get off to it.
>only
You'd make a good boyfriend then
Nice, that's my new jam
No you can not!
Camden Miller
you actually can from experience. plenty of things mix, like sprite and instant coffee
Jordan Price
>like sprite and instant coffee
I suddenly don't trust your opinion on mixing food items.
Caleb Lewis
so i'd hope
Nicholas Morgan
>new jam
What does it mean?
Levi Turner
Sounds like a fun night in
Nathan Collins
You go near my boyfriend I cut you.
Angel Garcia
instant coffee tastes bad and sprite tastes good
also this is coming from a starcucks drinker
Oliver Brown
>sprite and instant coffee
Might try this, I've mixed soda water with a shot of coffee and that was pretty awful
Liam Torres
my knife is bigger
well i only do it because instant is bad
Lucas Mitchell
classic kiwiana
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Leo Turner
always liked this one
Blake Diaz
Going to have a shower now
Joshua Torres
Going to have a decaf I think
Gavin Thomas
why do all the depressing thoughts come at night
fuck night
Matthew Stewart
The sun scares them away
Aiden Gonzalez
>Estimated to get FTTP in 2015
>2013 Fiber was being rolled out in my suburb
>Libs win
>Shitcan FTTP
>Literally 300m away from me, houses have FTTP
>2018
>Slated for FTTN in 2020
SOONA FASTA HEAPS CHEAP EH!
Thomas Martinez
oof
Lucas Rodriguez
>hamilton has fucking fibre
>most of this shit city doesn't
J U S T
Jose Morales
LANKET!!
Boost me out of my shitty elo in this shitty game!
Sebastian Morgan
real men play dota
Austin Nelson
>LANKET!!
that's not my name, and I'm playing Fornite with my friends rn
I can play some LoL later though.
Isaac Hughes
>Fornite
no delete this
Brody Bailey
dota is gay as fuck
Dunedin then. And fair enough. Probably don't let me drag you down in your promos though imo
Lincoln Wood
>your promos
really couldn't care less
Jackson Brown
fair call
Grayson Baker
Just got out of the shower
Wait that's not your name!
What else have you been lying to me about?
Also
>fortnight
Parker Rivera
Isaiah Jones
>What else have you been lying to me about?
I have a cute boyfriend
hehe
Anyway, I doubt you are worse than any other plays I could be with. Could I even duo if I hit plat?
Robert Bell
wot?
> I have a cute boyfriend
Damn, I wish I had one of those
Grayson Fisher
dunno I think maybe not? Hvaen't paid attention for a long time. Maybe its a 2 division bracket
Connor Nguyen
what's the appeal of league of legends
i just can't see it
Grayson Davis
It was a typo?
Robert Jackson
High intensity game that's over in 30 minutes. Serves a function. Mute button is your frined
Easton Hall
I don't know, I guess you have to be a nerd and/or asian to understand it.
What was a typo?
I'm so confused
Ayden Turner
I said lanket rather than lanklet anlso he's dunners
Leo Johnson
>Damn, I wish I had one of those
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Easton Cox
>> I have a cute boyfriend
>Damn, I wish I had one of those
same
Ethan Peterson
>all these nicknames for me
I'm cute, CUTE
Luis Allen
> I said lanket rather than lanklet
Oh right, I just assumed you meant lanklet because that's his name
>anlso he's dunners
No he's not, his name is lanklet
Stop screaming or I'll scratch you
Jackson Cox
being a lanklet sounds fun
Luke Taylor
Play supports desu and get an adc that is above you with 1 tier and is decent.
Oliver Ortiz
it's not, better than being a skinny manlet though
Owen White
It's not, he can't even stand up in the shower, he has to bring a chair into the shower and sit on it.
Dylan Gomez
In my experience you end up at the level that you can hard carry to and they've fucked adc into the ground atm
Mason Perez
take that back
being a manlet is fun and so is being skinny
lol
Lincoln Rogers
Oh and I soul my original account in like season 4 and I've used an exp boost on this one. So I have like fuck all champs and can't really see how you're meant to acquire them atm
Camden Green
Jesus that is what I had to do when my leg was broken, not fun at all.
It's simple, I climbed up with old Alistar. Adc was maining the role and was gold-plat elo. He called the shots and it was nice and easy to win. I remember one time this kid on the enemy team had 2006 in his name and he would play fervor AD Katarina. He was in like 0/15.
Adrian Roberts
>I'll scratch you
When I was in the shower I had a big bloody scratch on my thigh
thanks for that
Lincoln Wright
Yeah if I find one I click with I will. I just usually go for the level 2 cheese with Naut desu
Ian Jenkins
Just got into bed, feelin' comfy
Sorry
Although next time I might do it on purpose.
Jackson Peterson
Took my sleepers. Will be in bed soon. Feels good
Jordan Bailey
>Although next time I might do it on purpose.
there's kinky... and there's being rude
Nolan Sanders
being in bed is uncool
now sleeping on the couch... that's cool
Anthony Johnson
manlets can't keep getting away with it
Robert Gomez
Being in bed is the best
What if being rude is my kink?
My couch is too small to sleep on, even for me
Levi Evans
virgin tall "person" vs the chad manlet
i can sleep almost anywhere, how does it feel now
Sebastian Davis
>What if being rude is my kink?
I'm almost certain it is, brat
Aaron Gutierrez
stop posting my wife pls
thank you :D
Jack Moore
I'm not a virgin sadly
Samuel Turner
shut up gayboi
i'm saving myself 4 marriage you heretic
Owen Parker
That's what you tell yourself anyway. At 35 you'll just break down and get a whore. Feels bad man
Ryan Wilson
I don't plan to be alive by 35
Liam Martinez
you'll feel different at 34
Brody Gomez
I'm not tall!
It's just that my couch is tiny
Yes I am brat
Owen Morales
maybe
Aaron Sanders
Ask again later
Adrian King
All the other kids with their pumped up kicks
Better run, better run
Faster than your bullets
Ayden Jackson
well comparatively you are to me
now give the couch
great song