Yep. This one's going in my cringe compilation

Donald, your boomer is showing.

Well, you might be right. Iran doesn't have a functional nuclear weapon yet. So maybe the USrael would grow enough of balls to attack it. But it would be suicidal with its current condition. Their empire is disintegrating, their power projection around the globe is already overstretched, they suffer from lack of decent land forces, and this war would increase their debt that already is critically high. Besides attacking Iran would be almost equal with declaring diplomatic war on China, because Iran is very important for this country.

Almost wish Twitter allowed a 2000 character limit.

>But it would be suicidal with its current condition.
yes, I think it could be worse than Vietnam for them
but I don't think it's out of the imaginable with Trump in office

MUST
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When USA was doing Vietnam, it wasn't on the edge of imperial disintegration, and wasn't swimming in debt endangering functionality of governmental administration. They had to change law lately to avoid shut-down of administration, btw. They have serious staff and equipment shortages in the army caused by pumping trillions dollars in Middle East wars instead of investing the money in their own armed forces. I can imagine Iran-USA war but i can't really imagine the USA still being what it is today after this war.

So far Trump has folded like a cheap deck of cards before every dictatorship he got in conflict in. He only talks tough to his allies and countries that aren't totalitarian hellholes.

He has to appear tough or his Israeli daddy will get angry at him

Well, it would be useful for the USA to push Israel and Saudi Arabia against Iran so these two countries were bleeding themselves in the fight. He could only arrange with Putin so Russian forces stayed out of this mess. But i can't really imagine Trump attacking Iran the way USA attacked Iraq f.e. It is science fiction. If Trump really wanted to do such thing, he should be impeached or assassinated. Besides it wouldn't be even needed. System of checks and balances still works in the USA, and there is no bipartisan support for anti-Iran military actions in Congress.

well he did bomb Syria for shits and giggles
and his administration just passed a ~70 billion military budget increase iirc (that increasa alone is more than most other nations spend on their military)
so he's clearly following the interests of the military industrial complex
if the people close to him convince him Iran needs to be taken out and there's some unfortunate incident that sparks further tensions I'm not sure how he'd react

>well he did bomb Syria for shits and giggles

This bombing was a laugh and cost pennies.

>He only talks tough to his allies and countries that aren't totalitarian hellholes.

It is a result of doctrine that he accepted as his own. All these dictators like Putin, Erdogan and Kim have their own armies, they spend their own money on their defence and they make their own geopolitical games so Trump treats them with respect like equal players. Meanwhile all allies of the USA, especially in Europe, have joke-armies and are fully dependent on American protection, both in military and trade dimension, because Europe can trade freely only thanks to the fact that American navy protects global trade routes. So Trump seems to say: "you see, USA is in a very bad situation now, we are out of money, so you need to pay us now if you want this system to last". Theoretically this kind of attitude has a lot of sense, but in practical way it could be suicidal for the empire. Bigger countries such as France and Germany will launch their own continental game with Russia, and the USA won't be needed here anymore.

The whole " they spend their own money on their defence and they make their own geopolitical games" isn't even true. Russia is a trainwreck with Italy-sized economy that only knows how to shit on other people's work, NK would be a total joke if not for the nukes, and Turkey's economy is looking more precarious every day. They only reason why they hold any weight is because the West allows them to have it and nobody wants to disturb the trade, which benefits everybody. Trump's idea of empowering the pathetic dictatorships and shitting on trade connections, the actual thing that keeps everybody including the US prosperous, is inarguably the worst and most short sighted "policy" in American history.

What a time to be alive

besto timeline desu

>fully dependent on American protection
Always fucking Poland.

Is this the equivalent of a "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" ?

He wants to nuke Iran from what I'm getting. No need to waste troops and money etc, just evaporate them.

Everyone needs to read this book and then they will understand what is happening in the world and what trump is doing (although I don't think he knows he is doing it)

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wew

Trump is the ultimate boomer

it literally reads like an American user being butthurt at Eurotrolls on Jow Forums

why is it always some boomer polack that sucks US dick so much
russian army is a fucking joke you idiot

I bet he also has an uncle that works for Nintendo

What will actually happen if Iran replies with another threat?

On one hand, there's no way the US would risk escalating the situation or going to war just to protect muh pride, but on the other it would be kinda embarrising for Trump if just does nothing after this tweet.

He’ll make an informal declaration of war through a tweet @‘ing the Kohmani

I like this

obama and hillary would have done nothing, maybe obama would send them more plane loads of cash

Declaring war on twitter would finally mean we've reached the ultimate meme world status.

I also like when my president embarrasses the nation on social media

I refuse to believe people actually believe what Komaeni said as "threat".
He said to murrican to stop taunting Iran. That's basically asking for peace.

His uncle was a scientist n' shieet though. That's why Jow Forumstards think he is a time traveler.

I haven't seen any australian flags white knighting Trump like they usually do. I guess not even they can defend this shit.

How embarrassing. What is he going to do when the Iranian pm says: do it faggot?

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a warning to you all

I also have to add
Covfefe

Lmao what does Iran even do? You rarely hear about them in the news at all except when ameriga talks about Israel.

Can somebody exlain this muh ebil Iran meme? I don't recall Iran doing much anything for my lifetime, but for some reason bombing them to hell and back appears to be very important indeed.

They burned some US flags way back and americans are still buthurt.

They said
"Mr. Trump, don’t play with the lion’s tail, this would only lead to regret," the IRNA reported. "America should know that peace with Iran is the mother of all peace, and war with Iran is the mother of all wars."

youtube.com/watch?v=RyqWSFNamgM

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Iran backs some enemies of the US in proxy wars, like Hezbollah. They're also a theocracy and subject their power on neighbouring regions like Iraq. Also, thr whole hostage situation burns deep for a lot of Americans.

Having said all that, the US fucked up their relationship
>coup d'etat of a democracy in 1953 because the brits were butthurt over oil ownership
>installing a puppet regime and getting butthurt that he also wants more control of oil
>Carter listening to Vance's laissez-faire containment strategy over Brzezinski's aggressive tactic to hold off Tudeh, MEK, and the hardliners

>Ban then from the country for no reason to the point where half the country protests against it
>Move embassy to Jerusalem as a middle finger
>Rip up agreement both countries agreed to and threaten sanction for no reason
>Iran asks you to stop being a faggot and make peace
>Make autistic threatening rant on twitter as reply

Uh yeah based.
How is America not the bad guy here again?

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>using & in a sentence
This is the single most cringeworthy thing in the entire post. Why the fuck do retards do that?

Might be because of character limtation on twitter.

That is no excuse. If it doesn't fit, post twice.

YEAH YEAH YEAH

>Destroy net neutrality.
>Insult, fight and tax for allies while getting chummy with Russia and North Korea
>Puts children into cages like dogs
>Rip up agreements like Iran nuclear deal to prove America just can't be trusted
>Claims every success Obama started as his own while claiming no responsibility for bad decisions he continued.

Worst president of the last 50 years?

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he sets the bar lower on a weekly basis
the dems haven't got much evidence for an edgy russian conspiracy, but it's that or genuine autism

This

>Iran backs some enemies of the US in proxy wars, like Hezbollah

Good thing obama sent them a literal planeload full of cash

freedom ain't free

obama sends cash, that's good

Trump tells Iran to fuck off, he's a bad guy

If he had Twitter what would be his response ?

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>obama sends cash, that's good
You mean the cash that was Iran's to begin with? The US essentially paid a debt and got everything it wanted from Iran in return.
>Trump tells Iran to fuck off, he's a bad guy
Why would he do that? Give me a single half-decent reason to do that. The man who proclaimed to be anti-war and anti-intervention generates an issue out of a good situation and escalates it to threatening another country on Twitter with war.

What's his deal with Rohani? Doesn't he know he's pretty much the most liberal you could be in Iran?

>"you see, USA is in a very bad situation now, we are out of money, so you need to pay us now if you want this system to last"
Nice try bitch. America is the richest country in the world.

He does have Twitter

Like and retweet

I think Trump is a moron, but this is the only acceptable reaction to some raghead foaming his mouth with threats of war for the thousandth time. Next time, something should explode.

>doesn't he know
no

save me the $15 and just summarize the section on Iran then

Part of me thinks this, that these types of people only really respond to violence and anything else(diplomacy) is seen as a sign of weakness

Have you even read what Rouhani said? I doesn't sound like a threat at all.

>Puts children into cages like dogs
Why do you expect us to take care of thousands of Latin American children? They need to fuck back off whence they came. American taxpayers do not work 40-50 hours a week to feed some little shit who wandered over the border alone after being released by human traffickers.

Latinos need to get their own shit together.

>stop harrassing us, do not go to war with us
>HOW DARE YOU THREATEN YOUR FAVORITE STABLE GENIUS, THIS CALLS FOR WAR

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>The Trump administration regards Iran as a destabilising force in the Middle East, arguing the nuclear deal enabled Iran to pursue a more assertive regional policy. Iran has sent hundreds of troops and thousands of volunteer militiamen to Syria, and has strengthened its military presence there

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There have been so many threats against the US and Israel over the years, it is hard to keep track. Eventually it starts to seem like you are just dealing with bullies and as you know bullies only really respond to one thing.

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>No base in Israel
Seriously?

America is one big base for Israel

Naturally, Americans are only used as mercenaries in other countries. Jews wouldn't have Americans in "Israel", they only take American weaponry and intelligence and have their own army while the mercenaries work for their agenda around them.

Hey at least we have a president

>You need 12 carriers to protect trade lanes from somalian pirates

Wew lads.

The Iranians aren't these innocent Pacific Islander type people, they're phenomenally lucky someone like Carter let them get off with a slap on the wrist for all the shit they pulled with the hostages. If there's one country that's made its own bed it's Iran.

>Politician posts something vague
>People jump to support or lament him, the party, the country, society

Ellul was right

Do illegals get social services in the US, or are you just lying?

Holy shit don't bomb the Iranians. We are building a port there to counter the Chinese and Pakis and we rely on their cheap oil.

Saudi oil comes with wahabism and we don't want that.

Undocumented immigrants cannot access most services, however there are many other costs...our hospitals(emergency rooms) are chock full of them since they have no primary care physicians and those costs are enormous and passed down the line to all citizens. Also most estimates suggest that half of all legal immigrant households receive benefits from our social welfare system.

>you see, USA is in a very bad situation now, we are out of money, so you need to pay us now if you want this system to last
>countries increase their spending
>so does the US, therefore not saving anything

Not just them, any nation.

Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

Just like any airliner need to be escorted by military planes.
Oh wait, they don't.

They're actively opposing our interests in Syria and Yemen, routinely threaten our best regional ally with destruction, and generally hate us. The last bit is understandable give the coup, but they're irrational about Israel and fund our enemies

Fuck Iran

Very good mutt indeed

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Lion Assad is purging jihadists in Syria and Iran is aiding him. In Yemen evil Saudis are killing civilians while freedom fighting houthis get aid from Iran. Israel is evil colonial apartheid regime that needs to be opposed.

Bravo Iran.

Why does Trump trigger Jow Forums so bad? Does this board really have this many muslims?

Epic my fellow MAGAPEDE, for the glory of kekistani shadilay!

Yes everyone here absolutely loves Allah (pbuh)
It's not like we just don't want another war in the Middle East, no sir.