/dixie/ - /polska/ & friends

what's a cheap fast food place that I can eat lunch at today which isn't shit? I'm tired of Subway and I need to go out to eat because the workman had to turn my power off.

Don't you worry. It WILL be back, sooner or later.

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wendy's is the least shit burger chain that

that's all i can ask lad

It would be a shame if something happened to her.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khmelnytsky_Uprising

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pls don't remind us about this

we could have nice things together but you chose Russia instead, shame on you

smelly dumb hohol scum

>day off

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yeah it's purty good
Five Guys is better but expensive as shit

do you not have a gas stove?

convection

gay

>tfw if things will keep escalating as they do we'll become the Israel of Europe
The future is bright, but that brightness may or may not be caused by nuclear fire

meet me as the Mississippi, I'll kick ur ass m8

>the Israel of Europe
wtf I want to give you money now

at the place I was getting lunch some fat 30 year old with a neckbeard walked in wearing a Jordan Peterson t-shirt, I'm dead serious

>we'll become the Israel of Europe
w-what do you mean

1v1 nuketown fagit

where the fuck did you go that a le based man of cocaine fan would be

I tries to find the exact design on Google but couldn't because there are literally hundreds of Jordan Peterson t-shirts for some reason

just a local cafe that serves sandwiches. He looked like he was ready to eject his spaghetti at any moment

weird

>Israel of Europe
if there are two Israels, which one will be our greatest ally?

so why does mario call bowser gay

SO LONG GAY BOWSAH

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snooPING AS usual I see!

subtle

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pepsifags btfo how will they EVER recover

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I HOPE THE PRINCESS MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI

...

>Get me a Coke, please

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working at a different publix today for 5 hours
can't believe other publix's can't work a 5 hour shift without taking a 30 minute break lmao

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>says please
god bless

enjoying a leisurly day off bud
>literally me rn

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Poland will probably have a glacier over it within 100 years and you are all civic nationalists deep down anyway

fuck you, you polandboo mutt faggot

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:3

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Ukrainians are fucking based.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacres_of_Poles_in_Volhynia_and_Eastern_Galicia

you should be usefull and kill each other. 400mil roaches less

DINGLE

THUUMPPPPFFFFFFFFF

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plantman
is this weed

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no

didn't ask you

Ugh! what did dingle blumpf do this time

don't care

well what is it then if it's not weed
found it growing next to the lawn

don't smoke it

don't tell me what to do or what not to do

ok

maybe he had two sips of coke when everyone had only one

mfw no live oaks in poland

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is that weed or not
i kinda wanna know how the fuck weed started growing in my lawn

thats a volunteer japanese maple

it's not fucking weed

>Polish has seven cases
kill me

PoLsKa

what

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POLSKA MENTIONED

Nominative (mianownik)
Genitive (dopełniacz)
Dative (celownik)
Accusative (biernik)
Instrumental (narzędnik)
Locative (miejscownik)
Vocative (wołacz)

>mention /carib/, Turkey, /desi/, or anybody else in the OP
>nobody cares
>mention Poland in the OP
>every single Pole on Jow Forums joins the thread

singular and plural go different as well ofc
>American

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what is "Amerikanski"? I swear I've been called that before in Poland

it's an adjective

>Amerikanski

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hellish heat

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It's been remarkably cool for summer here, pretty nice.

>Kentuski

oh okay. I understand now.

If that's Polish for Kentuckian that's pretty cool.

>Dakoski

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no, I just made it up. But interestingly they are one of the few European countries I've seen which translate the names of American states and cities into their own language. Unfortunately I can't find a Polish map of the US on Google so maybe one of the Polish lurkers here can post one, if they're still awake.

That'd be nice.

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Is he ok

thank you for reminding me that I have a giant folder of 9/11 pictures from my conspiracy theory days

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>my conspiracy theory days
lel

tu bede postowal

polska polska

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ameryka ameryka

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>luizjana
>waszyngton
absolutely ridiculous language

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C U T E

whats so funny

We do it too, but it's not as spectacular
Basically a becomes e, Virginia is Virginie, Lousiana is Louisiane, etc
Also the eastern/north etc that you can find in some states names are translated but it doesn't look as exotic as Polish translation because of the similarities between English and French

your language was never meant for latin script

Dakote Sud?

We write it how we say it. It's really not that weird of a concept. Some of the names are more polonized than others (Luizjana being written exactly how you'd say it in English while Waszyngton isn't).

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Dakota du Sud
Literally Dakota of the South, but that's the correct French form

>Dakota of the South
Silly language

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W I R G I N I A

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but it was always in latin script

NEVER

Cyrillic is a meme

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