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honestly reckon if i brought home a bird who has a willy i might beat the shit out of her

post some proof of your wealth, like a bank balance or an expensive watch or some shit

Kinda hard to believe with no timestamped pic

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The gf wants to come over for sex lads

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Im a 20 year old virgin
Never had a gf either
Don't have any friends either

lol

paki pizza isn’t shit jewboy
Enjoy your dominos which is like half crust and no cheese or toppings

I'm a vape head (I vape).

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>make plenty of fish profile
>get spammed with about 20 'so and so wants to meet you' notifications
>get spooked, turn off notifications and never go on it again

Fucking hate online dating lads

*strolls into your thread*

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so what

Never had sex myself

>bill gates
>Not bezos

keep up with the times, grand Boomer

youtube.com/watch?v=tuhSKCm1noA
Post Malone is on live, I know some of you like him. I can't stand the greasy twat.

Why would anyone rent a property when they could just live with their parents until they buy their own house? You're literally just putting a significant percentage of your wage into someone else's pocket.

counting down the hours untill the end of my life

Bill Gates is more cash rich than Bezos.

Better not.

I'm seeing him at Leeds Festival and don't want to spoil it

>I'm a vape head (I vape).

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will be there in a sec
you may proceed to the viewing area la x

For me, it's Sweet Leaf by Black Sabbath

Get real, if you were drunk you'd put it up his arse then regret it later.

Boomer

someone please tell me not to kill myself. someone please give me some attention

youtube.com/watch?v=mqCUTj5_CsQ

open.spotify.com/album/6idVoBWP2mt1qoMtASm3gc?si=SS_FdZStTUaqu8xwqxQUNQ

women's suffrage was a mistake

Who was the Einstein who came up with the idea of letting women vote?

Don't want to spend my 20s at mummy's like a child

May I touch your cock and honour it

open.spotify.com/track/4gUQE7JiIwnQKde4RtKytB?si=sdqVke8VQ-6bRiWz37TT0w

IN NEW YORK I MILLY ROCK

Dating it's self is just a bizzare concept for me, bilut weirdly enough I'm not a virgin
Still in the virgin freak mindset though

name 1 (singular) time I have asked someone to talk me out of killing myself lmao I want to hire someone to kill me you stupid fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=Tw_tQhvVwfQ

haha

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Who was the Einstein who came up with general relativity

He is an attention seeking stupid child with a fraudulent shit gimmick

((((((Einstein))))))

if you live in china i'm sure its bare easy to get laid as a foreigner

You saying I should listen to whatever paki shite the current denizens of Birmingham produce? Nah you're alright lad

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>*in a high pitched squeaky voice*
>Bill Gates is more cash rich than Bezos.
tomato, tomahto famalamadingdong
x

wrists limp
mind buff

FUCK OFF ATTENTION SEEKING CHILD

Way to jump to conclusions

someone kill me :(
I have depression

FUCK OFF NEUROTYPICAL BRAINLET

fridaynight has outstayed his welcome 2bqh

what the fuck

my dick has grown

when i was 18 i measured it and it was 5.6-5.8 inches

just measured it out of boredom (im 20 years old now) and its definitely like 6.4 inches

i didnt know that could even happen!!
v happy now
but i think it was an unusually good day for ol' Junior tbf

feel great now that i'm single again lads
now i can focus on uni 100% and get straight As and get into the best research uni in my state and then get my master's degree

you probs just lost weight

Favourite anime lads?

For me it's K-ON and Clannad

Agreed, he's gotten too big for his britches

males don't really stop growing until they are 21.

Literally never tried but I did have an American girl attempt to shag me when I was in another city studying.
From my mates that actually gave a shit they said it was very easy

if you werent a brainlet you would have fucked off to somewhere like thailand with all your wealth you fraud

would happily kill this mong if he gave his address out

chu bra

Cassius' its over
Cassius you're second best

Thinking about marriage and children lads

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why woudl i move to a shit country you fucking brainlet

Even Poley doesn't get this much abuse lmao

We live in a time of great spiritual poverty

The reason younguns are so poor thesedays is that they're already in relationships and have a life by the time they're 21

When you're spending money on "dates" and "holidays" and other shit with your GF(the main money drainer), you can't save anything up

The real way to win is to be a hobbit until like 27, save every penny, buy a place and then start looking for a GF when you're on your own two feet

Otherwise you'll be stuck in the rent trap forever lining rentbergs pockets no matter how much you earn

fuck me

i'm 19 years old and 6'2
my penis length is 6.5 inches
my shoulders are extremely broad

hope i stop growing at one point otherwise i'll be a freakshow

Say something nice about my zucchinis lads

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because poleaboo is real unlike this spastic attention seeking child

Have turned down the offer of sex from 7 females in my life
Still a virgin at 22
Will continue to turn down offers of sex

is that marijuana

Will never have either of these things
Perhaps its for the best
Having children in this century just doesn't seem good

reddit

they look green

who #SELFIE here

youtube.com/watch?v=kdemFfbS5H0

Just one month before I stick stick it up yours ass

A girl has never offered me sex

Anybody on fortnite, lads?

genuinely me when i got my first girlfriend

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Am a sad loser with no friends now but really glad I went to nightclubs and stuff between 18-22, think I'd really regret it if I missed out on that.

>expensive watch
>proof of wealth
lel

you're my charlemagne oooohhhhh

It's gonna hit you hard a few months down the line desu lad. Working on improving yourself physically and mentally every day takes some of the sting out.

What's the point of life without family?

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Font

I’m still on TF2

Join us and celebrate the independence day of Belarus

Fucking gay cunt right here.

sounds like you just wasted your time

Same
Also glad I’ve tried pretty much every drug at least once

This plate - pudding. Least it was because I ate everything up.

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going 5o shave my crotch