/brit/

honestly reckon if i brought home a bird who has a willy i might beat the shit out of her

post some proof of your wealth, like a bank balance or an expensive watch or some shit

Kinda hard to believe with no timestamped pic

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The gf wants to come over for sex lads

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Im a 20 year old virgin
Never had a gf either
Don't have any friends either

lol

paki pizza isn’t shit jewboy
Enjoy your dominos which is like half crust and no cheese or toppings

I'm a vape head (I vape).

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>make plenty of fish profile
>get spammed with about 20 'so and so wants to meet you' notifications
>get spooked, turn off notifications and never go on it again

Fucking hate online dating lads

*strolls into your thread*

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