You have 10 seconds to act as American as possible

Whiter than you mohammed

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Life, liberty, and the pursuit of hap-
*shoots a tresspasser*
piness

That's my bumper sticker

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Dude, wanna go watch the baseball game downtown? I know it's 40 miles to the city center from our suburb and there's no public transport, but my mom can drop us off in her Honda Odyssey on her way to yoga practice and her boyfriend can pick us up later. It'll be wholesome.

Do you want fries with that?

*gets shot by toddler using a 3d printed gun*

Catch the game last night? Yeah, wild one. Hear about that accident? I heard it was bad

YEAH KILL 'EM ALL!!

This but unironically.

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Hay! It's the guuuy from boooston, krazy north Koreans I tell ya, hey Kim why we don't go mano and mano together ? Fucking democrats and taxes.

youtube.com/watch?v=Futal-GzrCQ

me 2

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>do you mean our society has to let a person die if he cannot afford to pay insurance?
YEAH *claps*

*watches wife get creampied*
*takes wife's son to cinema*

Seinfeld was the best TV show ever.

kek

i lik

Miss me yet

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To live in fear is not to live at all

Israel is our greatest ally.

Hello I'm Dan from Minessota

Just kidding. america's cool anyway.

>im sorry sir but your insurance does not cover that procedure

"Ope, just gonna squeeze right past ya"

too real

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wtheck how did you do that

>Bonjour, I'm Pierre from Lyons
low effort

SHALL

NIGGA NIGGA WHERE DA WHITE WOMENZ AT

i am 75% german and 35% irish

"HEY, I'M WALKIN 'ERE"

the other day I went to my local Sheers, and then I saw a thin guy! fucking lol

10/10
add "bud" to the end of that and you have Canada

meant to type Sears wut

Y'all Europeans ain't white, y'all are pansy Moslems who hate Israel. Deservin of a shootin' I tell ya what.

Them taxes be too high, know what I'm saying?

ooga booga

dude bro parreeyyyy

Sears is dead alongside a shitton of other department stores, danskjavel

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NO REPLACEMENT FER DISPLACEMENT

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i've said this so many times :( especially "ope" followed by "scuse me"

YEEEEHEEAAAHHH HOWDY DOWDY MOFUCKAS IT'S ME JOHN MCBURGER HERE TO PURCHASE ALL THOSE FAT MAMA GUNS WITH MY HARD URNED DOLLARS IN THIS FREE COUNTRY!!! YA KNOW DUUUDE FREEDAAMS IS FUCKIN GREAT AIN'T IT AND THE REST OF THE WORLD AIN'T SHIT HAHA GET OFF MA LAWN NIGGA
*bang*
YEAAAA KILL EM

MERICA

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Wow can you be so xenophobic I'm very offended and you assaulted my safe space
*starts crying*

I've been there right this morning. You mean that didn't happen? Am I crazy?

Fucking kek

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Hi, I'm Billy Smith from Topeka, Kansas. I'm of Estonian, Malagacy, Zulu and Singaporean descent but I consider myself an Ancient Egyptian-American.

my wife's son took his first step to becoming a man, I'm sorry if that sounds a little hetero-normative

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>Tfw you aren't even 1/8 native American

Mmm, I find this book, by Dr. Jared Taylor most edifying indeed! The title is 'Niggers, Shitskins, Jews: Why America Is Going To Hell (And What You Can Do About It)'. You probably won't get it right away, it's pretty highbrow stuff. On par with Zye-zack, I should think. A VERY respected American academic, is Dr. Taylor, and a snappy dresser. Pure class.'

Nice try Slovakia but nobody knows about your only shithole's only "contribution" to the world (Zizek) here.

Took me the detail of writting each word begining with capitals. This looks so retarded.

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