You have 10 seconds to act as American as possible
You have 10 seconds to act as American as possible
I love Jews, burgers and shitting my pants
I'm 50% German, 15% Italian, 35% Protestant, 5% Irish, and my great great great great grandma was a cherokee princess.
Hi
*gets shot*
Also Meghan had her hair done for the prom and she looked so good like oh my god I wish I could get perms like her
*walks into thread*
Whiter than you mohammed
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of hap-
*shoots a tresspasser*
piness
That's my bumper sticker
Dude, wanna go watch the baseball game downtown? I know it's 40 miles to the city center from our suburb and there's no public transport, but my mom can drop us off in her Honda Odyssey on her way to yoga practice and her boyfriend can pick us up later. It'll be wholesome.
Do you want fries with that?
*gets shot by toddler using a 3d printed gun*
Catch the game last night? Yeah, wild one. Hear about that accident? I heard it was bad
YEAH KILL 'EM ALL!!
This but unironically.
Hay! It's the guuuy from boooston, krazy north Koreans I tell ya, hey Kim why we don't go mano and mano together ? Fucking democrats and taxes.
me 2
>do you mean our society has to let a person die if he cannot afford to pay insurance?
YEAH *claps*
*watches wife get creampied*
*takes wife's son to cinema*
Seinfeld was the best TV show ever.
kek
i lik
Miss me yet
To live in fear is not to live at all
Israel is our greatest ally.
Hello I'm Dan from Minessota
Just kidding. america's cool anyway.
>im sorry sir but your insurance does not cover that procedure
"Ope, just gonna squeeze right past ya"
too real
wtheck how did you do that
>Bonjour, I'm Pierre from Lyons
low effort
SHALL
NIGGA NIGGA WHERE DA WHITE WOMENZ AT
i am 75% german and 35% irish
"HEY, I'M WALKIN 'ERE"
the other day I went to my local Sheers, and then I saw a thin guy! fucking lol
10/10
add "bud" to the end of that and you have Canada
meant to type Sears wut
Y'all Europeans ain't white, y'all are pansy Moslems who hate Israel. Deservin of a shootin' I tell ya what.
Them taxes be too high, know what I'm saying?
ooga booga
dude bro parreeyyyy
Sears is dead alongside a shitton of other department stores, danskjavel
NO REPLACEMENT FER DISPLACEMENT
i've said this so many times :( especially "ope" followed by "scuse me"
YEEEEHEEAAAHHH HOWDY DOWDY MOFUCKAS IT'S ME JOHN MCBURGER HERE TO PURCHASE ALL THOSE FAT MAMA GUNS WITH MY HARD URNED DOLLARS IN THIS FREE COUNTRY!!! YA KNOW DUUUDE FREEDAAMS IS FUCKIN GREAT AIN'T IT AND THE REST OF THE WORLD AIN'T SHIT HAHA GET OFF MA LAWN NIGGA
*bang*
YEAAAA KILL EM
MERICA
Wow can you be so xenophobic I'm very offended and you assaulted my safe space
*starts crying*
I've been there right this morning. You mean that didn't happen? Am I crazy?
Fucking kek
Hi, I'm Billy Smith from Topeka, Kansas. I'm of Estonian, Malagacy, Zulu and Singaporean descent but I consider myself an Ancient Egyptian-American.
my wife's son took his first step to becoming a man, I'm sorry if that sounds a little hetero-normative
>Tfw you aren't even 1/8 native American
Mmm, I find this book, by Dr. Jared Taylor most edifying indeed! The title is 'Niggers, Shitskins, Jews: Why America Is Going To Hell (And What You Can Do About It)'. You probably won't get it right away, it's pretty highbrow stuff. On par with Zye-zack, I should think. A VERY respected American academic, is Dr. Taylor, and a snappy dresser. Pure class.'
Nice try Slovakia but nobody knows about your only shithole's only "contribution" to the world (Zizek) here.
Took me the detail of writting each word begining with capitals. This looks so retarded.