A methodology that changed the way software development worked for the better in the late 90's between devs.
And that now today has destroyed itself though a cult like dogmatism of project managers that micomanage sweatshops of devs smelling of ass and testosterone to give speedy buggy poorly conceived deliverables known as minimum viable products.
Your Agile Project fails? well your just not doing it the agile way so pay $150 hr consultant/clergyman to show you for nth time how its "Meant" to be done.
Its like the argument communism has never been tried.
the worse thing about agile is "CI" or "continuous integration" worked in a group that obsessed over that stupid shit and so many hours were spent into making pointless tests pass or figuring out why the CI environment wasn't working
Of course they are pushing this whole process on everyone in the building and we already have one (((DevOps))) engineer and some contractor up high is already trying to get us to hire more.
Shit like this is why I MUST make it with crypto. No field of employment is safe from cucked bullshit, even (especially?) software development.
Henry Martinez
You know, for an industry thats supposedly crying out for programmers they sure have a shit way of going about it.
I can recall about 80pc of long term projects became death marches or over budget because it just became one maintenance project after another. But yeah its the devs fault because requirements are dynamic and we cant keep up with the changes to fit that in with the last five sprints of requirements.
I imagine it as a painter/decorator in an agile environment would never finishing painting the house.
Fololwing on from that, thats why i see most devs locally go freelance now. it security, blockchain, smart contracts, web dev for personals. Harder to some extents but the bullshit is eliminated, good tradeoff.
Robert Kelly
Glad to know I'm not the only one who hates that shit. Nobody even fucking does it by the book so to speak. It's autism of the worst kind
Grayson Nguyen
Our Devops became an overglorified IT support for Devs, when we did that ourselves anyway but now we had to wait longer to get the shit we needed because it was over the fence.
Brody Roberts
Isn't this supposed to be Jow Forums? I actually prefer waterfall method but employers and company want someone who prefer agile scrum
