LOOK IN MYYYY EEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEES

LOOK IN MYYYY EEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEES,
WHAT DO YOOOOUUUU SEEEEEEEE
THE CULT OF PEEEERSOOONAAAALIIITYYYY
I KNOOOOOOW YOUR AAAAANGER
I KNOOOOOW YOUR DREEEAAAMS
I'VE BEEN EVERYTHING YOU WAAAAAANNA BEEEE OHHHHHH
CUUUULT OF PEEEERSOOONAAALIIITYYY
LIKE MUUUSSOOOOLIIIINIIIIII
AAAAND KEEEENNEEEDYYYYYY AHHH
CUUUUULT OF PEEERSOOONAAALIIITYYYY
CUUUUULT OF PEEEERSOOONAAAALIITYY
CUUUULT OOF PEEEERSOOONAAALITTYYY

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Unblock me please

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kill yourself you absolute subhuman thirdie animeNEET

best thread so far

You're happy for once?

well why thank you
yes

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Me when a thread worth appreciating shows up

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how is this a good thread?

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it has 2hu in it

h*ck off br redditor

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thank you, thank you

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Come play some nintendo with me, Remi!

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this is my wife Holo, say something nice to her

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Take good care of her, swede user! She's a keeper

nice ears

I can't find where to buy lotion, for my calloused handss,
To get the seamless cream-filled touch, that my passion demands,
I've searched far and wide across these crusty lands,
I've tried drug, super, furniture and pet stores, they don't stock my brand.
Cracked and dry, gods please hear my cry make me moist or I may die.
Can't wait for long. With calloused hands I cannot stand to touch my dong.

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remi prefers the sony play station video gaming system

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I hope your relationship lasts a liftetime and then some!

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LIKEEEEEE JOOOOEEEEESEEEEEPH STAAAAAAALIIIIIIIN
AAAND GHAAAANDIII

Yeah hell yeah oofa blgoansosns

NEEEEOOOON LIIIGHTS
NOOOOBEEEL PRIIIIIZE

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La conejita...

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TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY

A few years ago, while working out at the MMA gym downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him.

As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of Schaub and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the Schaub itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated Schaub, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured.
The real prize was a great feast of Schaub -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist.

I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of Schaub, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound Schaub I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud.

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IN OTHER WORDS
IN OOTHEER WOORDS
I
LOVE
YOOUUU

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user cheered up!

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doo doo root doo doo root doo doo ROOOOOOOOOOOOT TOOT
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doo doo root doo doo root doo doo ROOOOOOOOOOOOT TOOT
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AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALLLLLLLLL

MY EMIPRE
OF DIRT

I WILL LET YOU DOOOOOOWN

I WILL MAKE YOU HURT

IF I COULD START AGAAAIN
A MILLION MILES
AWAY

I WOULD KEEP MYSELF

I WOULD FIND

A WAY
youtu.be/vt1Pwfnh5pc

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FLYYY ME TO THE MOOOON AND LET ME PLAAAAY AMOOONG THE STAAARS

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W*eaboos

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He doesn't understand God is 2D/4D, and doesn't adequately worship

Please don't make me cry user, it's very late

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all me>Please don't make me cry user, it's very late
it's never too late to cry

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YOU GAVE ME FORTUNE
YOU GAVE ME FAAAAAME
YOU GAVE ME POWER IN YOUR GOD'S NAME
I'M EVERY PERSOOON YOU NEED TO BE

rude desu

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