/brit/

can't wait for all these platforms to die and see the storm that follows

No it doesn't mean Reddit is welcome hear you fucking stupid faggot

I'm in the mood to learn. Teach me lads, I'm all eyes (figuratively ears)

I dont give women head so don't care if its a bush or not
simples

rorke on the ROPES

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lmao maybe in 2090 or summat

Jow Forums is the only site I used that is close to social media
If I’m on my phone in public I’m either messaging mates checking my email or on Wikipedia

>a panic attack soon to be a mental breakdown
You ridiculous little pornstar. Shouldn't let these girls play with concepts lol.

mad to think how anytime i sit or stand close to a woman my penis is mere inches away from a vagina

honestly i'm just impressed that humanity made it this far
yeah everything is will go to shit in the next hundred years but we had a good run

Newcastle game then sunderland game

fucking spoiled for choice the day

imagine having this as a gf

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How come you're back in Algeria, Alan?

lmao no. they're already steadily going down the shitter with bloat, terrible UI, removal of key features for subscription (red and minimised playback). there's nothing good enough to rival them yet but its inevitable, just as the earlier giants fell.

Love is love Rorke.

don't use social media at all but i am getting quite the laugh out of lana rhoades comment thread
too many unironic white knights (dont use that term often) to count who just gush over them head over heels while lana just ignores them
also baffling is how people are trying to make a grown fucking woman crying on twitter over how she got banned on instascam justified
will create a twatter and make a video of me having a panic attack when gookmoot and his mod squad ban me for being a cheeky cunt

imagine having this as a gf

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Mind your own business, yeah?

probably isnt even real

>If I’m on my phone in public I’m either messaging mates
Are there guys who message their mates except for logistics or make plans to meet? Genuinely curious? Like what do you talk about? Oh I saw the most ridiculous dog with a sweater, reminded me of our other friend" "haha you're funny you're the best". Does it go like this?

she used to be really hot just a year ago now look at the state of her

wonder if having a pornstar gf is like a mark of distinction in the cuck community

imagine having a female version of yourself as a gf

fucking LOVE smack

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do you actually have aspergers or something?

What's cucked about having a pornstar gf?

I come back every august newfag

It's either that or post about celebrities on Jow Forums every day

do women have a term for masturbating? like we have wanking

>What's cucked about having a pornstar gf?

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omg why do lefty freaks do that

twanging the cunt

spronging

Still called wanking

Piss off, paki

wondering this too actually
usually just talk to my friends in person, sms is minimal and for making plans
texting is too awkward and so is calling to an extent

billying

flicking the bean

>A body found at Blue Knob Mountain
aha

Price and where'd you get it?

Just chatting shit with the lads pal

its a lady wank

Back for terrorist training?

alan gone MENTAL

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Depends if she gives you money in which case you're a mack or she uses you for social respectability in which case you're a cuck. It's a fine line.

There hasn't been a body found on my blue knob mountain for quite some time.
Waheey

schlicking

nah lad letting your gf get fucked by someone else doesn't somehow become respectable because she gives you the money they paid to cum inside her
still a cuck

Alan’s always replying to my posts with deranged bollocks ffs

Sad. She was a fine piece of oriental ass.

Shit banter

Behave

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old man may just be the least funny person I know
he doesn't even have dad humor, just jokes about cunts and willies all day like a secondary schooler

It's literally what being a pimp is, son. Read Iceberg Slim.

Going acka

me on the ground

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My dads sense of humour is basically just informed by alternative comedy from the 80s

lads, what's John Oliver's accent?
wikipedia says he's from birmingham but he doesn't sound like that.

used to have a sense of humour but lost it

alan tries to act like a big man on /brit/ to make up for his short stature i think
you have my pity lad

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It's a Midlands accent

is that just rik mayall being himself?

ed sheeran? more like ed beeran hahaha

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Could go for some grade A indica right now.

youtube.com/watch?v=OJCZXlwtTqs

How many dicks do you think he had to suck when he was homeless?

is that Sheeran I'm hearin'?

Alan IS the big man on /brit/

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Posh twat

Is he the ugliest lad in the whole of /brit/?

TRAP MONEY BENNY
I BUY YOU CHAMPAGNE BUT YOU LOVE SOME HENNY

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Mr. Toilberg bought a brand new yacht while i’m struggling to pay rent

at least 1 :^)

honestly like how women think that banning "incels" from everything will somehow make them stop killing people
like that ellen pow chick I think her name was, essentially saying that all celibates should be barred from the workplace
renting a van or making a weapon doesn't take much effort and shutting them off from everything will only make them angrier
if i was a woman id let a virgin freak pound my cunt to gain his confidence

thanks m8

doesn't really sound that posh to me

London paki is.

>if i was a woman id let a virgin freak pound my cunt to gain his confidence
no you wouldn't

Grow up Dave. London paki doesn't exist

sure i would, it's only a cock sleeve after all

t. london paki, the ugliest shitskin there is

whore

prude

wife is staying with her best friend next week so I can play the new wow expansion in peace hype!!

is the best """friend""" male or female?

manchild

there's a homo brit at the station, considering pushing him under when the train comes and yell brexit veut dire brexit