Something is rotten in the state of Denmark

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.

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What could it be?

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i want to smash this bitch's head with a sledgehammer so terribly embarrasing it is

*farts*

I want to pick out her eyeballs with rotten spoon

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Yeah, there is.

Now why would you do that? Huh? Huh? HUH???

If you are this much of a bitter, vengeful autistic virgin as a person, I say you should just be executed. No trial, no jury, just somebody coming up behind you while you're sitting at your computer and shooting you in the medulla oblongata, and that person being me who does it.

Try it now fag

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I wish I could. You don't think I can pick the lock on a window, asshole? Especially some shoddy russian construction? You wouldn't even see it coming, and I would sleep like a baby that night. I know how not to leave a trace. Your family would never avenge you. It'd be like casper clipped your russian ass, fag boy.

Yeah? Wish you could? Well you can! Just come to Nakhodka, Leningradskaya street, commieblock#18, quarter #63
I'll be waiting kiddo

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Watch out faggot, I got TripAdvisor in another tab right now. Better put on your nice tracksuit, because somebody's dying in the next few days.

Locked and loaded, feel free to try.

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What's going on here

This

>"hov, så blev anholdt"

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Denmark is the most based country of the nordic countries.

KYS Ivan

*Denmark is the shittiest country of the nordic countries

FTFY

sounds like the intro to a crime tv show desu

that's Shakespeare you dumpass

All of it

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yea, I'm sure not having read Hamlet in a language that isn't my mother tongue makes me a dumbass