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安倍晋三 edition

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shit op

QUIET for second, god dammit, can you hear that?
psshh just listen

*a muffled "fuck the dane" can be heard in the background*

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t. zhang

>93441694
>93441557

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Who else here openly admits to being a bad person

I have 2 weeks off work. I shouldn't waste it playing vidya and watching anime, but I'm paralyzed by choice. What the fuck should I do? Something outdoorsy I think, but that doesn't narrow it down a lot.

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ever ate one?
no?

fuck you, you're not american.

Get a gf

Go fishing

what province/city?

BC, Nanaimo.

go do some scrambles lad

love her body

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wanna sex

Maybe if I'm lucky some of her greatness will rub on me

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Why didn't the US conquer baja.
It makes both the US and Mexico less aesthetic.

@everyone in this thread

love you all you're like my family

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Girl from work came over last night and we hung out
Gonna go out for drinks tonight

me too :DD I just got a nice job here with benniess im so excited

based
gonna let the snake take a dive in the cave of love?

gf is coming over for the weekend so i probably wont be posting here because ill be having lots of sex

Forgot /cum/ was normie

based
post her ass tho

Premarital sex is sinful

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I have a bastard I’m already going to hell

we stopped conquering mexico because its a desert shithole filled with savages

post yfw when you got the text that she's pregnant

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Wasn’t a text she told me in real life

>have a bastard
>that bastard becomes more of a success then you'll ever be

post yfw

His mom didn’t graduate college and lives with her parents

You set him up for a tough challenge

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>top right
Why did anime lie to me

should i quit nicotine or weed first

god i wish that were me

Obviously nicotine because it's actually addictive and gives you health problems

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>smoking on the patch

I don’t have reaction pictures on my phone

>gives you health problems
such as

quit both and then inject heroin

take an actual picture

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i've been smoking more and more for the last couple of days. it sucks

don't care fudge off

bad for your lungs
they put tar in cigarettes!

death

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Wish I could smoke weed but the federal government doesn’t care about its legality in California so I can still get fired if I get drug tested and it’s in my system

>/cum/
>Not a single mexican flag ITT

Time to change that.

gracias amigo
me faltó los meJicanos

i knoow!!! but it tastes so good.

reunited and it feels so goooooood

game 1 of 2 is over

gonna have to create a sex playlist before i go to taiwan
first fuck after 9 months

Just accidentally posted a thread on the wrong board

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what the fuck companies drug test for weed in cali of all places

the gubmint

>companies
None, which is why I specified “federal government”

get a different job then homo

are you tastebuds burned? because it objectively does not taste good. Cigars taste good, but not cigarettes

*braps in your general direction*

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Not a footfag but the girl from work has some “cute” feet desu

based post

sneak a pic next time thnks

>One famous case from Florida last year involved a mother and father battling the fate of their son’s foreskin all the way to federal court—the father wanted their son to have the procedure, and the mother did not. Because the couple had executed a “parenting contract” that provided for the future circumcision, the court jailed the mother for contempt until she gave consent for the procedure.
She couldnt handle lesbian rape enough to not mutilate her sons dick

head hurts and i dont know why

imagine being a father who would go to court only have the dick of his son operated on

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*sends radioactive waves to your head*

are you circumsized

wondering if user had to pay for his bastard son's circ

*wears a tinfoil hat*

no
maybe im just tired as fuck from working all day yesterday and i spent a decent amount of time watching something on my phone before i fell asleep. I should go look at distant objects

Hating life rn

unironically smoke weed

NO FAIR

I think she moisturizes her feet
They were incredibly soft and smooth unlike my callus covered soles

My kid got snipped
Doctor didn’t even ask me

my coworker's feet are so soft as well
i mean i never touched them but you can just see it

loving every look

i would unironically sue that hospital

He asked the mother and she agreed
I mean I don’t really care but still

smoked it all last night, will smoke more tonight with the boys but i have to go to the pot shop and get some first

>when you finally manage to hit that fudgen fly that's been bothering you for 20 minutes with a blast of RAID

loving every spasm

Lost my origami stuff when i was moving from my old apt into my new one i think :(

good, find a better hobby fag

Like what

video games and anime

you'll know it when you see it

lol

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terrace house and feet picture collection

so are you a deadbeat dad or what

based

My hobby is carpentry

My hobby is self loathing

nice
post some builds

wish i had a workshop

I live in a place that looks like this

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I pay child support but I haven’t seen the kid since he was born so I guess so
Didn’t want the kid in the first place and he wouldn’t exist if I had a choice

I don’t take pictures tb.h usually just make really simple shit since I started a couple months ago