Write a haiku about the above posters country

write a haiku about the above posters country

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fat ugly man
in a big SUV american car
european starving in distance

Imagine a world
where extreme left and right wings
inhabit together

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A fucking leaf
So grand a tree
I don’t know how to Haiku :(

The land of the free
The land of the oppressor
One coin, two sides

(did I do it right? Sorry for the cringe, tried to be more serious with this one)

Top cringe

Former glorious empire
Now a garbage nonwhite dump
How sad, how sad

Former glorious empire
Now a garbage nonwhite dump
How sad, how sad

Former glorious empire
Now a garbage nonwhite dump
How sad, how sad

in the distance
mostly kara boga postes
such is life

was roman country
but has good internet now
where is my wallet

They have Makarovs
Can be good as the Russians'
They come cheaper, too

Give me the burger
I only want the burger
Pls give me burger

Want a burger, goy?
Gonna cost ya
Your wallet, your soul, your future

That is not haiku
Check those syllables sonny
You fucking faggot

Eat my poo
Eat my shit
Eat my feces

These guys have sisu
Gotta hit those apexes
For love of Mika

be american
praise the second amendment
you have just been shot

Oh fugg a finn :DD
Son of the great Gengis Khan
Nord, slav or mongol?

Be dimmuborgir
Praise the second amendment
It was all worth it

the land of the free
i wish we had their gun laws
but hamburgers suck

>but hamburgers suck
You take that back ruffian
The guns are great tho

sharting in a mart
obese man on scooter
man is very brown

Bumping for haiku banter

Helvetin vittu.
Behind the desk - a Mongol.
Not Nord and not Slav.

Germany and Russia's bitch
And still worse than both
How you can be happy there?

Lviv is not yours
Work in England as plumber
Wilno not yours too

that was completely wrong

wetbacks and school shooting

uma delicia
sopa de macaco
favela desu ne

for great whiteness
but also lack humanity
anger black inside

Oi, yew got ye facking poetry loicense?

NOT A HIKU DUMB MUTT SHOO

A new world beckons.
Are we bearers of New Rome
Or corn fed cattle?

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The Eternal Brit
Lacks a License to make Bants
Sad man and gray clouds

خَتَمَ اللَّـهُ عَلَىٰ قُلُو
بِهِمْ وَعَلَىٰ سَمْعِهِمْ ۖ وَعَلَىٰ
أَبْصَارِهِمْ غِشَاوَةٌ ۖ وَلَهُمْ
عَذَابٌ عَظِي

not a hiku again
are all leftists utter brainlets?

it actually is 5 7 5 syllabes

the fuck is the point of haiku
sounds like shit
there's no rhyme or anything

Used to rule the world
Now they suck big fat arab cock
Never ever lose an empire

zhang is the man's name
another post, what shame
rangeban leafs from this plane

see i rhymed. Happy now, cunt?

>Happy now
never
but thanks for asking