/brit/

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in the future we will look back on virgin shaming the same way homophobia, slut shaming etc is looked at now

i hate your degenerate slut tourists who come here

haha. now answer seriously.

uhh how about you just stop fuckin JACKIN OFF then maybe you wont have to take ketamine for anxiety/depression FFS

what else is there to do
need some good ideas for solo hobbies as i have no mates :P

sunburned to fuck i look ridiculous

What is greater than God,
more evil than the devil,
the poor have it,
the rich need it,
and if you eat it, you'll die?

shut it mark

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US defeated the British in nearly every naval engagement during 1812
it's definitely a defeat but that's a fact

pics

p i c s

P I C S

Why do you hate 67% of your economy?

ah yes, Bernie Sanders

what a great politician

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Can't say I envy young carers, "sorry Dylan can't play FIFA mum has shit herself again"

but yes you are correct

Do one for Vietnam.

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look at the time....

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how do Jews look this fucking foreign

lads i know listening to other peoples dreams is boring but i had probably the most bizarre one of my entire life earlier. i think it was because people here were talking about tony blair but i basically dreamt that tony blair was a james bond like secret agent and got into all kinds of scrapes which were borrowed from action films id seen. maybe it was the drugs

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t ishmael gonzalez

dicks

d i c k s

D I C K S

Mate we just voted for brexit...

I would call anyone a cunt head without remorse

Want anything? Going to the store.

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Miss him.

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:0

Just did drugs and listened to techno

what have we got planned for Sunday then?

BASED YOUNG CHRIS

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>friend is into weird, obscure films
>gets excited about them and wants me to watch them with him
>secretly watch and read up on the films he mentions
>pretend to reluctantly agree to watch a film with him once in a while
>sit through it with a sour face and my arms crossed
>"predict" all the twists, comment on most of the weird "hidden" stuff, say it's all boring and predictable

I'm so sorry Chris. I'm a bad friend.

four harmless tidepoolers and a peanut loaf
thanks dude

Was saying goodbye to my pal at the pub. She jumped up on my torso and wrapped her legs around me and started kissing my face and neck. Just thought I'd let you lads know.

>our votes matter in this day and age
FYI :- we are still in the EU

r-reee normoid reee

and then you both left to go home separately and you at some point started browsing /brit/
oh yes so envious

>White male university professors to be given 'reverse mentors' in the UK
Lol.

Cucks.

seen this exact post before

out of the danger zone

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I text like a fucking beta or 14 year old girl ffs

Had a taco 10 years ago
Suppose i have to support unlimited immigration from central America now

so /brit/ is the part of Jow Forums I come back to when everywhere else is shit/infested with Americans

been given the right runaround by a girl lads

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SCREAMING

facebook
.com/tim.byrne.memes/

Looked even more of a tarquin then

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It's so easy to laugh
it's so easy to hate
it takes guts to be gentle and kind

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/brit/ is my Jow Forums home too

its just one college at one university

what happened

Business idea: turtle and Siclianus go as Luigi and Mario for Halloween

nose full of snotties

no sweetie, you should immigration because it's a net positive

just another tin of prongles mate

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>there will never be a Christopher Hitchens JRE

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make it happen. or at least photo shop it so I can visualise it.

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ive been posting on this shit general with you for 4 years and I know nothing about you. madness

i-i-i know you gotta leave

Just shat drugs and ate some trance

nice

Death to incels, Jow Forums posters, cartoon fappers, and americans!!!

oi go fuck yourself

Yes, yes i know
That taco ten years ago will be always referenced if i tried arguing against it

IT'S A MADNESS

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teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles

TURTLE POWER!!

listening to the charlatans

surprised 190 hasn't gone on a benzo bender and posted his face here or something

joe rogan is a poor man's true geordie

had a thing for her a few years back
group of us had a kind of mini-school reunion thing and she was there
towards the end of the night she stared into my eyes and said she had always loved and we made out
now she says it doesn't matter and acts like she doesn't know me
never had a gf before or anything so not used to this stuff

absolute unit innit

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When is this boy going to fall from a crane?

say that to my face and not on the internet muttboy and lets see what happens

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only takes going over the limit by under 10kph twice for me to lose my entire license, meanwhile it takes someone on their full license 13 times to lose their license

fucking mental

Was Ed eating a bacon sandwich a public repudiation of Jewishness? It's hard for me to see it as anything else. These things are carefully considered.

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female mind games

*revs up solar beam*

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>towards the end of the night she stared into my eyes and said she had always loved and we made out
>now she says it doesn't matter and acts like she doesn't know me
wew lad

Ed could eat my bacon sandwich, if you know what I mean.

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He has never done a drug in his life 2bh.

*catches you*

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true geordie is an overweight low iq fannyboy who i doubt could do a single pull up

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well that's bizarre if anything I guess you could send her your dick and say "miss this ;)" worth a shot

kill yourself faggot

bit rude, yeah?

silly thing to say

sorry