When will we enter EU and NATO? We are fully prepared. Ukraine has good economy, low corruption now. We don't want to be poor forever by stucking with russian pigdogs.
When will we enter EU and NATO? We are fully prepared. Ukraine has good economy, low corruption now...
you will always be russian slave taras
sorry mate had to forward this thread to the Russian government. nothing personal comrade, its for the greater good. hail marx.
I doubt we will ever allow for that to happen.
Main yuropowers vetoed it.
Don't join eu and nato
So i guess it will take a decade at least.
Probably in a few years, the EU expanded too fast and they don't want more eastern countries now
Stuff like easier visas, investments and trade agreements are more probable now
you eat cats you will never be european
You shouldn't discriminate people by their diet preferences.
I believe we invited you over a decade ago with the simple request that you kick out your dictator and embrace democracy. But apparently that cost was too steep.
Hohols are Vicentini
We are so poor because we stayed with Russia after fall of soviet union instead of joining the West like Poland did. It was the biggest mistake that made us so poor and shitty, and today we clean toilets in Poland. Belarusians have the same problem. Nobody wants to stay with russian pigdogs in never ending poverty and corruption.
"lalalalallalalla we so poor because of russia"
no you are poor because you are subhuman dog
Belarus stayed with Russia too, and now they're comfy and much more rich than hohols
>and now they're comfy and much more rich than hohols
pigdogs delusions
How about you actually make an effort to stop your child modeling agencies and maybe people will actually consider you something above subhuman
You're poor, because you had never reliable stable government and economy. Since Soviet Union collapse everything you have done is only revolutions, and fight for power among different groups and access to international loans.
You don't even believe yourself ivan
Doubt NATO would like to risk a war with Russia to accept Ukraine as member state. The EU would, but Juncker has barely any influence in NATO.
> We are fully prepared
There are literally zero EU acquis chapter opened for Ukraine. Even the negotiation process wasn't initiated, Ukraine is nowhere near even being an official candidate country. Taking in account even Montenegro and Serbia aren't fulfilling enough criterias for joining, there's no possibility for Ukraine to join EU in next 10~15 years for sure.
> Ukraine has good economy
Except it doesn't.
> low corruption now
Except it's drowning in widespread corruption even Mishiko was astonished of.
> We don't want to be poor forever by stucking with russian pigdogs
That's surely the reason you can't even outperform Voronezh and Bryansk economically.
if Ukraine join NATO and the EU Russia will explode into madness and nuke the world, so western leaders are very careful with that subject
No. Your subhuman shithole isn't worth protecting. NATO and EU just sanction Russia because they need to come up with an enemy.
Joining the EU would depopulate your country even further
Russia-Ukraine love-hate relationshiop is really disgusting, it's like the husband who beats his wife.
>they need to come up with an enemy
It's more about Russians doing what they please and bullying nearby countries. Now you are probably going "But what about America?" to which I answer: America has won the Cold War.
>America has won the Cold War
This is just yours and american imagination
Why join the EU, when you're already in the EU? You just need to follow in the footsteps of your ancestors
OH NO NO NO
ITT payed Putin's shills from Russia don't get OP's sarcasm.
>Moldova is richer than Ukraine
wtf
Ukrainians are too dumb for sarcasm
Which of these countries is still around:
a) The United States of America
b) Union of Soviet Socilistic Republics
Think carefully before answering
If you didn't have yours skewed by corrupt oligarchs you'd be the same.
Or it's just you
And?
America has won the Cold War
>Ukraine has good economy, low corruption now.
no
>We are fully prepared.
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nope
it's just an opportunity to shittalk ukrahas
>it's just an opportunity to get +15 rubles
This shit is scary desu, Russia reminds me of Weimar republic
Only if you have to imply this event and Cold war connected.
>go to a Russian rabota website
>find out I earn more working in a TWO point THREE thousand people "city", a manual job, than a solid Moskal "earner", let alone an average one
>I could rent a 25m2 rat cage studio in central Moscow, live here, and still make it safely through the month, while Pidorašani live around churkas in the outskirts
We won the Cold War
>Russia reminds me of Weimar republic
Your Weimar days are over already, friend. Baťka is already on the throne.
No, I won't resort to whataboutism. Ukraine is a shithole that can't govern itself so those crop fields are all waste. Russia should annex all of their eastern part.
There is more money in my pocket than in ukrainian pension fund
We are boycott trading with russia but beg not to stop gas transit though ukraine because it's like 10% of country's budget. Pathetic.
We never fix economics because of corruption, and never fix corruption because in head of all things retarded, naive, greedy and mercantile people born in the late Soviet Union.
>We don't want to be poor forever
You don't have to be. You can mow my lawn once a week and come back to Ukraine with money. I was hiring a cleaning lady from Belarus in my previous flat.
> I could rent a 25m2 rat cage studio in central Moscow, live here, and still make it safely through the month, while Pidorašani live around churkas in the outskirts
Taking in account such a studio would cost you around $1000~1200, with the minimal food expenses being around $500 monthly, with another $500 for being sure you would afford clothes, stuff for home and self care shit, your salary happens to be thrice as large as average in Croatia innit.
Ukrainians get money from Poles, Poles from Brits, Brits unironically from Russia
that's simply becase you're EU-welfare nigger
>Ukraine is a shithole that can't govern itself
No argument there
>Russia should annex all of their eastern part.
This won't help at all.
>crop fields
There is more than enough of fertile soil in Europe
Cold War is your imagination. It was undeclared war, no capitulation, therefore no any consequences, nobody need to follow any rules dictated by winner, because no war - no winner.
kek what a retard
>inflating prices
I've checked and verified, Vanyushka. There is no need to ramp up Muscovian prices
>nobody need to follow any rules dictated by winner
Which is exactly why you got sanctioned
That's how "happy" and "rich" Belarusians are in pigdogs "empire" of shit, poverty and corruption
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What's wrong with Portugal? They weren't even under gommunist rule.
>EU
Definitely never. We have too many shitholes already.
>NATO
Whenever you want, pal
Sanctions is american tool to pressure on other's growing economy. In case of Russia they call it "sanctions", in case of China, EU, they call it "tariffs". The reason is the same - fight with economic competitors.
b-but corruption level in Russia is lower than corruption level in Ukraine
I'm pretty sure you will not get into NATO, because we don't want a war with Russia.