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captain cook edition

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cook was a wanker

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I'm 184cm, but still kinda short I guess. Egyptians are short too right? :3

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brexit isn't even going to mess with anything we do less than HALF our trade with the EU
dunno what people are worried about we can find other buyers

Is British Trip-Hop still a thing?

Cook was based you bender

stop making sense

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LOVE debating potential international trade agreements online

not really Gaika new album has some trip hop elements

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how, enlighten me
Why would the EU be interested in political centralisation when the whole world is moving towards private industry domination

did someone say pengchester

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>gets invited to drink
a-am i alpha yet guys

good post

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to be fair I think most of Europe would be better off being ruled by france and germany
shame we gave up our vote and stuff but meh

any TERF in

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>dude I'm sad lol

now that's a fucking funny picture

holy peng

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*rules you with a hard but fair hand*

got bullied in the discord server for being a virgin again and i decided to uninstall discord altogethert

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I am a woman who walks alone
And when I'm walking a dark road
At night or strolling through the park

When the light begins to change
I sometimes feel a little strange
A little anxious when it's dark.

Fear of the pax, fear of the pax
I have a constant fear that pakis are always near
Fear of the pax, fear of the pax
I have a phobia that pakis are always there

Have you run your fingers down the wall
And have you felt your neck skin crawl
When you're searching for the light?
Sometimes when you're scared to take a look
At the corner of the room
You've sensed that pakis are watching you.

only people with discord installed are virgins so i'm very confused by this post

>In addition, since the referendum in June 2016, the government has signalled it is looking to strengthen ties with countries outside the EU like China, India, the United States, Australia and New Zealand.
do you really think Chinese mongrels, Indians and exploitative yanks are better trading partners to lean on than the EU, which is right on your doorstep?

new housemate is trying to dry her clothes on the balcony, but she's trying to dry two sets of clothes using two racks and she's left one rack half inside the flat and half outside.

I put the rack inside and closed the door, because the old housemate told me that a mouse once managed to get in when they left the balcony door open.

she then opened the door again and left the flat.

now i've put that wrack wholly outside and closed the door.

she doesn't really speak english, so i don't know how i'm going to explain my reasoning to her and she's just going to think i'm messing her around.

i fucking loathe discord but it's the only way i can keep up with my mates

yeah I reckon we'll give the usa and china a bloody good run for their money

>I am a woman
OH NONONONONO AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A united German Reich could have kept the peace in Europe while the British and French empires kept peace everywhere else
You should have listened

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why is this kiwi so funny
consistently best posts in /britt/, long may you live

what time is that nazi rally in america? will be an interesting watch (if there are streams).

c**k got what he deserved

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Ah yes the so-called London experience.

mehmet, my son

ok gl with your delusions

>doesn't speak english
GRIM GRIM GRIM

I like how tim does ~8 20 to 30 minute long videos per day
he's very dedicated

ah yes the virgin freak dilema

how much a month do you pay to live in this flat

never nice with flatmates messing you around with washing
just let her do whatever she wants now and bring it up later

Schizophrenia is great for productivity

*waves my blue passport*
this entitles me to relevance and trade deals

shut up you cringe factory

saw this browsing the ol' catalog

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*blocks your path*
where do you think you're going loser?

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fuck me the jail time on kingdom come deliverance is soooo long lol

the British mentality/(delusion)

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daily reminder our top exporter is the USA as a singular country.

Just wait until you see it in real life it's fucking ridiculous.

I agree and disagree.
I don't want to intervene. but I also don't want a mouse in the flat by a far greater degree.
less than 600 and it's fairly central london. structurally its a good flat. its just a shit neighbourhood and for some reason tends to attract immigrants rather than yuppies (which is weird because as a yuppie, i find it totally adequate)

holy peng

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honestly desi and despise the British for giving up their pos

would you support australia relinquishing their sovereignty to ASEAN?

>berwick is rightful scottish clay
berwick was founded by anglosaxons
as was lothian which you still occupy today

learn your own history you uneducated jock

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would be mental if we had no deal
could have absolutely unfettered international trade, no tariffs on anything
our local industries will simply have to adapt

90% of GDP growth is outside the EU

absolutely love tomato juice

pmsl

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*combines all 27 countries of the EU*

S-SEE? THEYRE OUR TOP IMPORT/EXPORT PARTNERS!!

pot calling the kettle black

lmao

have had so many embarrassing moments this year because I tried to get out of my 'comfort zone'

cant sleep at night anymore because I overthink

doing a poo

join me won't you

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that lad playing Kingdom Come Deliverance, I got it on PS4 but haven't played it. any good?

*smashes my fist into your jaw*
no thanks punk

Love that MadeInCanarias channel on PH. What a nice gf she is.

Load of shite

no because they are slimy little chink fuckers with no future
The UK is right on the doorstep of the most interesting and diverse areas in the world. Perfect blend of environmental protection, agricultural production and densely populated areas, which is perfect for economies as the world moves towards service-orientated growth.
Makes me mad that you would give that up to ebinley own all the EU libtards and guzzle the semen of yanks and chinks

having a crywank

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Got a gift from teamspeak

A veteran badge WOOO-ooohhhhh

one time at uni when I pulled, the girl got really upset after we had sex because she thought I was a virgin

howling
how ugly are you

need some advice lads, i was a former virgin freak but i've had sex 3 times in the past 2 weeks. twice with lasses around my age (20-22) and once with an older woman (38) the older woman was creaming 10x more than the younger ones is that common?

Its probs because the sex was bad, not because he was ugly

fresh from the NZ memeosphere lads

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older lasses tend to appreciate young meat more

have a sad cum bb

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>sunday

ah shit. that means tomorrow will be monday
fuck all of this

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Anyone else love a good tango ice blast

oh no no no, look at the mum
now look at the child
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH

The EU is heading towards a federation, and everyone there wants it to happen. We don't and we were never really on board with the project. We never joined the currency, we never supported any treaty really, and we didn't even show up to sign the Lisbon Treaty.

It's a shit union, an awful idea. And you as an Australian, would fully understand were you to be in our position, trust me. You just think Europe is great and interesting because you live in the middle of nowhere with oly polynesians sniffing petrol to talk to lmao

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Did you know?
>consuming paracetamol and alcohol at one time can cause liver damage

good spotting I'll make a runt hunter of you yet

I hate Sundays because it means Sunday roast

Cba

lets get the sunday brendanposting going lads

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pretty ugly
also at the time I had the virgin glasses
nah the sex was fine

Did you know?
>I don't give a fuck

hmmm
I reckon the experts might be right on this one

makes sense, had more fun with the older bird desu

creaming?