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oωo

how do i go viral
i want to birth a meme

*is happy*

would ya look at that...

finna got that dick sucked?

wet pussy

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please leave me alone

slimy pussy juice all over your hard shaft yassss

This is a PSA

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Is this true?

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Awoo
*howls at moon*

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Anarchy>communism

unz.com/runz/american-pravda-jews-and-nazis/

Didn't know this was almost 7000 words long until I was half way through haha, good read though

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wow this is empowering :)

imgur.com/JaNdGdH

this

Nice bugle

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I feel like the heart of this image is in the right place but the wording is off. I can tell someone who happens to be black that I don't like their views or actions, and something positive and constructive come out if it's not done from a place of race hate. This goes for all interpersonal interactions, not just inter racial ones...

test

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what the fuck is mr clean's ethnicity

Thomas Fuller was an African shipped to America as a slave in 1724. He could calculate the number of months, days weeks, hours, minutes and seconds in any given period of time; the number of poles, yards, feet and inches in any given distance; and even the sum of geometric progressions. Not only did he perform these mathematical feats while being interrupted in the process, but he would take less time than most men did with pencil and paper. .

He was paraded by the abolitionists as proof that blacks were not mentally inferior to whites and ridiculed by psychologists as being nothing more than an idiot savant.

When he was 70 years old, two men, William Hartshorne and Samuel Coates, natives of Pennsylvania, men of probity and respectable characters, having heard, in travelling through the neighborhood in which Fuller lived, of his extraordinary powers in arithmetic, sent for him and had their curiosity sufficiently gratified by the answers which he gave to the following questions: First, upon being asked how many seconds there were in a year and a half, he answered in about 2 minutes, 47 304 000. Second: On being asked how many seconds a man has lived who is 70 years, 17 days and 12 hours old, he answered in one minute and a half 2 210 500 800. .

One of the men who employed himself with his pen in making these calculations told him he was wrong, and the sum was not so great as he had said - upon which 70 year old Thomas Fuller replied: 'stop, master, you forget the leap year.' On adding the amount of the seconds of the leap years the amount of the whole in both their sums agreed, exactly. .

>tfw 9 year old boomer that still listens to 90s music

Eating berries makes you smarter

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gravy

white

>You wake up as a kid in 2005..
oh hi guis add me on gaia lol
my username is n47h4n93

Soap

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anothertest

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What did he supposedly discover?

nice outline loser

N-NO BULLY

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anime is a disease and you're gay for having contracted it

Ever wonder the 0.01% in kills 99.9% germs?

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that genocide can create great business opportunity

ballsy coming from a kraut

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>D.va 19 y.o gamer
Remember being a 19 y.o gamer
*sips*

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it's late...don't want to be a wagie again tomorrow...

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>I am 8
Why tf I am so fucking nervous.

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Emotions are prohibited.

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On a scale from 1-10 how bad do you need a fucc right about now?

made some macaroni

0

pics...

a solid 10. would rather have a nice long suck though desu

0

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guess it's not actually macaroni. they're spirals

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looks like cut up spaghetti
also looks a bit gross desu
spoon would have been better for this don't you think

i need my cock and balls DRAINED PLEASEEEE i can feel the semen clogging up my urethra i cant even pee anymore

Am I a girl or a boy?

wow kinda feel the same tb.h..

>spoon
agreed. it's really not that good. i just don't feel like making anything else or going anywhere

looks like someone needs vasectomy

y'alls honest thoughts on this video?

youtu.be/CJNx58r86Ds

>in the Uber on the way home from the bar with the possible gf
>song on the radio’s lyrics are “Come on girl I’m tryna get your pussy wet”
Actually kind of like it desu

based
so what happened?
did you feel her up in the cab?

We spent a good bit of that song laughing at it

wow i miss going on dates

So hungry could eat the shanks

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It was my second date in like 3 years (first one was Friday and with the same girl)

nice, man. how'd you two meet?

We work together
She started here a couple months ago

>i can't ask the coworker on a date

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nice!

youtube.com/watch?v=weeI1G46q0o

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Everyday is Saturday night
But I can't wait for Sunday morning

youtube.com/watch?v=8DNQRtmIMxk

SHEEIT. love me some nice bundas

Is it me or manhattan island looks like a dog's penis?

What is that monkey?

Lemur

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it's just you
the lemur from avatar

or maybe dogs penises look like manhattan

Slowly starting to hate every detail about this one coworker.
The way she laughs constantly with her retarded laugh, the way she sneezes like a retard, the way she talks, her trashy washed out lower class tattoos, her stupid soccer mom haircut (she's unmarried and childless at 50 tho).
Now she somehow discovered this "Ahmed the dead terrorist" shit and keeps on making "I KILL YOU" jokes, makes me want to slam my fist right in her stupid mug every time.

At least I have the cute coworker to look forward to.
Too bad it has cooled down significantly. Only 23°C on tomorrow's forecast. Hope I'll get to see her toes one more time before summer ends...

pLEASE i just NEED some cute long toes wiggling around inside my mouth PLEASE I BEG i need a girl to throatfuck me with her feet

>throatfuck

wow wouldn't that go a bit far
totally agree on the long toes wiggling in my mouth part tho
could go for one of those right now

older woman without children are generally toxic

>feet

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how many times have you jerked off to the thought of that other workers black toe nails?

>Not playing dota

0 times desu
just enjoy looking at them at work but couldn't do a rub to them unless she put them in my actual mouth
the black toes were cute but i prefer her natural ones with just a glossy polish on them after having seen them a few more times like that
the past few days however she has been wearing a semi transparent white one, also cute

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>cats
*snap*

Even in my younger years I wasn't a total plebeian

*shoots you out of the thread*

fudge of "dane" you're not welcome in this part of town

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>glossy polish
i like when girls paint their finger nails like this

very girrrrly

if you dont want a cute girl to shove her feet deep down your throat until you cant control your gag reflex anymore and you puke all over making her get all angry at you and then have her force you to clean off the vomit from her feet making sure you get all the solid pieces stuck inbetween her toes while she calls you a nasty boy and spanks your ass cheeks with a whip then son..........im afraid youre gay

not sure if i have mental illness or not

why

i feel like if i wasnt i would have a gf by now

just b yourself and talk to a QT