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Diego do you just want to chill some time drink smoke whatever you seem chill
we can cruise around mayfair in a bentley

you sound like you could use a friend

im not paki im white u retard

why are wh*Te people so cringy

its a waste of time that i could spend using to improve myself

donde esta beto?

actually don't think chinese is an ugly language like most people on here say

UNREAL post

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>im not paki im white u retard

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playing piano and reading a book is self-improvement?

>meme potential

off to reddit you go

>Killer whale mother finally lets dead newborn calf go, after 17 days

>A killer whale has stopped carrying her dead newborn calf after at least 17 days, during which she covered 1,000 miles (1,600km), scientists say.

>The whale "vigorously chased a school of salmon with her pod-mates in Haro Strait" off Canada's Vancouver Island, the Center for Whale Research said.

>"Her tour of grief is now over and her behaviour is remarkably frisky."

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stuck in a tent and it is fucking chucking it down and thundering

fuck
sake

Business idea: Change every mention ever of the British Empire to the English Empire

that guy is literally white though, look at his face, he may have black skin but his face is white, he is white, i however have white skin, blue eyes, white features and blond hair, im white.

yeah of a sort
theyre just examples

you have a bentley? loan us a tenner mate

Fuck off phone poster

phew that was a close one, thanks lads. It was a moment of weakness and I'm still in a post-wank haze. Don't judge me.

sounds comfy.

I have my desktop wired up in here
retard

Chang

sounds comfy

newcunt detected

is there an echo in here?

dunno if I'll sleep on the couch or my bed tonight

bed is comfier but find it easier to get up when I just crash on the couch

can't here myself think and there is lighting and shit right next to me
not comfy!

>newcunt detected

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Virgin freak detected

how am I supposed to quit smoking when everyone I drink with smokes

>anti-hate

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remember this
youtube.com/watch?v=Nv8-3VsF2c8

akshurlee don fink chiyneese is anu uguree langwiju like mos peopl say

is HUF a dickhead brand?

only smoke when you're drinking

problem solved

gonna do a wank then hit the bed for toil

>ping pong ching chong hau po ching po

t. subhuman

any technology nerds want to explain how my laptop isn't broke?
i accidentally left it under the open skylight when it was raining, i got home and it was soaking. it looked like i'd spilled a full bottle of water all over the keyboard. i wiped it with a towel, turned it on and it worked.
how. it was absolutely drenched.

Chinese is an absolutely vile language to listen to and you cannot convince me otherwise

sue

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Need to sleep but I feel a poo coming, not one for morning poos as I end up getting late to toil Decisions decisions.

love it when rorke goes outside and he gets outnumbered and overwhelmed easily. must be quite a wake up call given that he spends most of his time in online echo chambers

going to get struck by lighting and die

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Mate cancelled tomorrow's sesh now my life is empty again.

What do I do? Walk in the park or something?

shit on it then see if it still works

looks like the nazibabbies are eating shit once again lads

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I am an invaluable asset to the /brit/ community

friendly reminder that traps aren't gay, and 100% straight

going to start making Arnie-esque cheesy quips in mundane everyday circumstances in my life from now on

shall be epic

what a pointless experiment
poo is much more viscous than water. i'd wager nothing would happen. you fucking idiot.

i sure hope so

love it when leftoids admit they're the majority and part of the establishment

specky cunt

Anyone want to prank Pete Price's phone in?

planetradio.co.uk/city-talk/player/?clientid=1818745881.1528066186

For those who aren't aware, he's a gay cuck who always #NotAllMuslims when people talk about the problem with Islam. He's a lizard too.

He's also really easy to wind up, case in point:

youtube.com/watch?v=SN4icIU1qV4

Let's give him a call /brit/. Any particular codewords we could use?

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> leftoids are part of the establishment

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hate this feeling, got a sesh lined up for like a week and you're all amped up for it and they cancel last minute

why are we so funny? /brit/ is the pinnacle of comedy, it's so high brow it's more like scalp (lol)

it would smell pretty bad, also what if it was liquid doodoo,

Have sat myself in a part of a restaurant away from everyone and as a result the staff have no idea I'm here. How do I get them to serve me without looking like a sperg?

just got here. go ahead and link some of the best of the thread

say there's a paki rape gang on your street

t. subhuman

you are a sperg. you've got nothing to lose

Gays defending Islam looool

big fan of the impromptu sesh when the night escalates from a few chilled tinnies to something grimmer and betterer

holy SHIT
i remember wanking over this girl when i was like 14 because she was always being posted on /b/
lie marie johnson. anyone remember her?
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what did I do?

NO! Stop posting this literal who

go to another restaurant, literally impossible not to embarrass yourself in such a situation.

A week sesh? You fucking animal

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t. camel jockey

this
and arabic

can't tell if i want to replace my wolf fursona with a dog fursona

feel like it's a bit weird since i've actually owned a dog even though wolves just look like big dogs and i imagine them as big dogs even though they're actually wild animals and if i pick a dog it won't be the same breed as my dog

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if there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
it's just a spring clean for the may queen

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that's clearly not what I meant

>brexit is bad
>let's keep supporting the parties who want it to happen

why is Britain's population mentally handicapped

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be a subhuman

You should.

have a song stuck in my head and i cant remember any of the lyrics
I will never find it :(

just what we need in /brit/: another muzzie

Where you lad?

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doesn't feel like i'm talking to a real person on here if they're not white. something is just off. not racist, just the truth.

t. subhuman

The same polls that failed to predict Brexit are now to be believed without question

arabic is a nice sounding language 2bh, much better than h*brew

hellooooo

youtube.com/watch?v=Mp5pVjUc8Co

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Sorry mate I’ve had a few

yea she used to be so cute

hahahah fucking IMAGINE working in a call centre

or working AT ALL for that matter hahah absolute STATE of your lives