/brit/

Great!!!!

I liked this

I got the oddest of messages when I shutdown my PC

"If you shutdown other users using this PC might get affected"

what other users? wtf?

is it connected to a life support?

fuck mate don't shut it down I've got a sims game running I didn't save
and my spyware

I meant the word "cute" ironically
sorry I should have written it like ~cute~ or something

>one day off a week
>wasted it recovering from a hangover from the night before
there must be more to life than this

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I work in a charity shop on weekends and I've served a couple. Neither were very convincing, just looked like overweight men in women's clothing. One of them was with his/her mum and seemed a bit autistic.

are you literally 15

then i withdraw my bender comment, as you were in fact mocking them with this comment, which i support wholeheartedly. please accept my apologies, gentle sir

losers in 2016? :^)

Just put on a skirt a dick will come along and fuck you sooner or later that's what dicks do

you're a loser your whole life mate lol

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t.posts on /brit/ at 1:30 on a sunday

No just doing my bit for the community m8

in most countries in the world if you walked down the road dressed like that you would be violently beaten or arrested. who is to say we're wrong and they're right?

rorkesheed

wasn't talking to you you disgusting midget

fuck up nigger

I’ve got an IBS card that lets me into all toilets.

everything has gone to the dogs

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You can't get hungover if you don't stop drinking.

>One of them was with his/her mum and seemed a bit autistic.
oh I love the autistic tranny types
they're such bizarre and runtoidal creatures

you just look at them and you wonder how did they get here?

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ben shapiro VIOLENTLY SEXUALLY ASSUALTS CHILD then issues THREATS AGAINST WITNESSES TO STOP COURT CASE

you said space would make it better and time would make it heal

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im 6’1 you little gayboy

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haven't had a friend since I was literally 9

not even a weird virgin freak. /brit/ considers me a chad neurotypical, and real people consider me a failed normie. I have had 14 gfs over the years. just can't get the hang of friendships.

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I actually often win things to b honest

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ben shapiro REALISES he has run out of booze at 4AM AND STARTS CRYING

please don't

OOH AH UP THE RA

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feeling sad lads

Was he just misunderstood?

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all I want is my mates gf

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ah the weird man who only has girlfriends and no friends
I know your type
my cousin's bf is like that

you might be a woman

my condolences

not him but it's not weird
once you have a gf you don't really need mates

I have a normie mate with a nice gf he has barely any friends

can I just add, I'm not weird at all. I get on well with everyone. people have attempted to convert me into a friend but I just cba

i dont have any real friends just lads i hang around with
i seem to be unable to make real connections with most people, i think maybe its because im kind of boring. I’m not awkward or anything and I can converse fine but I never really enjoy nights out while it looks like most normies are having the time of their lives

I'm the man in the box

I'm the guy who has a gf but no mates except without the gf part

I'm the guy with no gfs and no mates

I am the senate

once did md with some mates and spent a good hour going on about how empty and shit my life is and how I have no friends haha

now they occasionally check in that I haven't killed myself

HNNNGGG

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im the guy with a hot gf and several hot girl-friends

im the guy with multiple past gfs and loads of friends but multiple legal issues

I know yanks are abhored here

what about tacos? Asking for a friend of course

I am wanking man
I like to rub my big fat wang

I am jeff

this made me laugh for some reason

good to see you beto

it's mid august almost. wtf? it was just may.

>what about tacos?
is there a difference these days?

>8 weeks till christmas
this can't be happening

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tacos are fine, they're not sending their best though

you'll be mistaken for beto

theres a fat mentally ill mexican that posts here every day called beto

do you know Beto?

funny thing is that Im actually a yank on vacation in Cancun

Bazinga

visiting chichen itza whilst you're there?

Did that last year, going to Xehelah or whatever this time

south east mex is comf

yazzir?

Would you rather have a) tiny penis, laughably small 3 inches erect, that could never properly satisfy a woman, but be a turbo 6'2 chad with genuine charm and people skills or b) a have perfect big dick that could drive women wild but be an average looking nerd?

some of it's nice. beach was a bit shit when i went.

why?

literally nothing down there you can't see in hawaii or florida/california, or carribean (better choice), unless you want to see the meme ruins

Who is being a meany nazi sexist today op..

my dick is 7.5 inches and fat as fuck and and i have good people skills as well u mad bro

mostly bc fokes are cheap fucks with a memeshare down here

but yeah I unironically agree with you

but hey its cheap

in america all the cups are made of plastic

let that sink in for a moment

no they aren't
be quiet

WHY do you keep replying to me with this

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Anyone else think they're genuinely autistic?
When I'm on LSD it feels like it's the only time I'm the same as other people

It's like a portion of my brain is missing. It's stale

hey, look someone's bringing up america with a negative comment out of nowhere! couldnt be that same old obsessive autist could it? surely not!

I already am a. well in physical terms but having a small dick has given me terrible self esteem around women

love putting those little disposable cone cups on my head after using the water machine. quite the party animal me.

someone post that uk is obsessed with US meme

cant be arsed, mex wifi is shite

A man walks down the street. He says "Why am I soft in the middle now? Why am I soft in the middle? The rest of my life is so hard"

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brilliant top song

?

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i'm fucking evil lads

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6 obviously
you could just rob whatever you wanted forever

>Entirety of UK politics atm is "NO U ANTISEMITIC U CRITICISED ISRAEL, NO U ISLAMOPHOBIC U CRITICISED BURKAS"

This has to be the absolute rock bottom of UK political discourse atm.