GERMAN CAR

The time bomb

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you posted this exact same thread 12 hours ago

repetita iuvant

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11 years later my time bomb hasn't gone off, any day now right? Damn I should have bought some boring jap turd with grenade airbags

>he buys nazi goods so he can be exterminated

the state of hohols

t. hyundai marketing department intern

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>German car
you mean "mobile gas chamber"?

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>The bomb
enjoy your Samsung Galaxy Note grenade

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obsessed lol

>Korea
Italy
>Japan

Yes that is exactly why we buy German cars

After that incident, those who buy German cars in Japan are seen as strange mania.

I believe German government should pay reparations to those pitiful drivers.

>After that incident, those who buy German cars in Japan are seen as strange mania.
How the fuck do Shinagawa plates work on non-German cars?

Interesting to see how the lobbyists' campaign is working

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See, this happens when you use blinkers on BMW.

They used to make good cars. Like Passat B3.
Now they make some overcomplicated aluminium suspension unreliable TSI-DSG shit.

>shitaly

>grenade airbags

With them it never gets boring. Either their airbgas can kill you, or the gas padle gets stuck and kills you, or you can burn to death because the fuel filter breaks...

Kek, underrated.

>unreliable TSI-DSG shit.

Just as in the other thread: memes.
>cars in 2017 that broke down per 1.000 cars sold for each production year

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Same statistic for smaller cars.

>yfw you are a Nissan sales person

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no, that's jap cars :)

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The modern slave

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Volkswagen was caught cheating/lying about the emissions of their cars though, it's well known you fucking nigger

everyone cheats at fuel economy and emmisions tests
mazda,suzuki and yamaha did so for their japanese market cars and got caught very recently

>Growing number of Japanese automakers in trouble for improper certification procedures
autoweek.com/article/car-news/suzuki-mazda-and-yamaha-admit-using-incorrect-emissions-tests-report-says

oh boy!

if you worked harder, your cars probobly wouldnt blow up in flames

and they are still cleaner than everyone else, your point?

lmao, typical subhuman monkey, go back to your cage

how do they work so much and yet still be an under developed shithole

usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2018/06/27/feds-investigate-fires-hyundai-kia-engine-failures/739097002/
first result on google

No one knows, guess they are just inefficient idiots. Just like during their school time, where they are learn for 90 hours every day yet achieve nothing lol

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everyone expects us to make shit cares
meanwhile everyone expects germany to make good cars

see the difference?

>are learn
are learning

>400 - 440
That's Israel's barcode.

he already posted you have no idea what you are talking about

What? I know the meme of reliable cars is mostly about Jap cars, but aren't you the same "people" anyways?

surprise, were not the same people
woah, i know, hoylshit can u imagine

that's not a good excuse
nothing available to consumers that's as complex as a high end modern car is going to be perfect

Well, I guess at least the Japs knew how to use your women.

atleast they didnt get raped by the slav untermensch, remember that?

oh i forgot about the present day arabs, yea enjoy that germany, you deserved it

but korean language sounds almost identical to japanese
why is it so similar?

German cars always were a meme. Get a Camry, Honda, Kia, or Hyundai. Much better value for money.

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were neighbors,only natural we have similar stuff

Hyundai & Kia are the best cars, I believe. Though, I also like Toyota & Honda.

but korean doesnt sound at all like chinese, but the same as japanese despite being separated by a sea
i think korea and japan must have a really close relationship for a long time for this to happen, so why dont you like japan now?

no hyundai and kia is meh at best
its really not that similar, but i guess it does sound similar to foreighners.
>korea and japan must have a really close relationship
yea we did, but not that close desu, but then they attacked us during the 16th century, and then ww2 happend, so we hate them now

>no hyundai and kia is meh at best
Why do you say that? Are Japanese cars better?

korean car have reputation of being really bad
even worse than chinese car lol

Nice to see that people are w0ke about german cars, what they have become. Especially vag cars. Sell your stocks

>even worse than chinese car
look, our cars can be bad, but still not as bad as the chink cars, at least when we export some poorfags buy them.

JAPANESE CAR IS BEST

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>korean car have reputation of being really bad
Not here in Switzerland. According to the motor associations, Hyundai and Kia are the best ones, together with Toyota & Honda.

In the States, Kia got an excellent reputation, so I cannot fathom where the problem should be.

There are no mainland Chinese cars... (Well, Volvos, they are being transported by railway.)

>the chink cars
There are NO chink cars outside mainland China. Luxgen, from the Republic of China / Taiwan, would be o.k. but certainly not mainland cars.

japanese and italian cars are the only foreign cars I trust, sometimes brit cars

>italian cars are the only foreign cars I trust

???

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I never said all italian cars, fiat is shit especially in the US

>I never said all italian cars
Well, what other spaghetti brands are there except Fiat?

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Nobody irl really cared about it

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woa
China has had incredible potential.

Nah Kia cars are pretty cheap feeling my 2008 Toyota Camry has better audio than my mom's 2014 Kia Sorento, it's a piece of shit and she had to go to the hospital since the computer system completely fucking failed (for the second time!) while she was driving it, the car went completely braindead. There's been so many other issues with it other than this as well.

Are you a boomer?

>the Baltics

Smart as fuck.