All I want in life is for a French GF to make me croissants and drink wine with me in bed

Michael? Is that you?

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This is me.

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Only filthy Americans eat/drink in bed. I bet you wear shoes inside as well.

Where did this meme come from? Shoes hurt like hell inside.

hows your face? mutts with white skin often inherit black facial structure. the result then looks literally like 56% meme

Become a feminist/socialist

Like this but lighter.

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what are you waiting? go for it

Will you buy me a plane ticket?

this. I wanted a japanese gf and that's exactly what I got. Took ALOT of effort but she's my wife now.

no, don't be lazy if you want money

Me too

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I can provide you any level and shades

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I just want a qt wife that wears skirts or dresses with pantyhose...

Then we can go shop together and I can buy her a nice dress. Or she can try one out and I fuck her in the stores fitting room.

Being a foreigner could maybe help you.

This. Scooped one when I was there.

All I want is a Polish gf make me Pączki and treat me right.

shit taste

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But why?

Polish women are overrated as fuck, not really any different than others, in certain ways maybe even worse and pączki are pleb-tier of polish food for fatasses, but then again looking at your flag it's not surprising you'd want those.
Polish people in general tend to be very annoying and hard to live with and people of other nationalities who obsess over this nation are absolute shit taste plebians.

I didn't know there are people who obsess over Poland. I just said Polish to be different and picked pączki because it is stereotypical. I've never actually tried pączki, what Polish food should I try instead?

ughh dunno, depends on what you like, Pierogi are obviously amazing when done right as are many other things, just google for polish food and see what makes your mouth water I guess.
If you really wanted to be different you'd have said something rarer than poolan

You know how fucking hard it's to make a croissant. She'll her cigarette ashes in your face if you dare to suggest she cook for 5 hours just to please you.

Someone's on their period lol

never had blood come out of my dick, dunno what you're on about

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oh soz just assumed you weren't actually gay

>women
>on Jow Forums
dumb newfag
also you're the gay, faggot

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it's cute when you try to type in a masculine way

it's funny when you try to act superior to other anonymous people on a laotian straw hat crafting forum

All i want is a rusky gf and i want her now!

You're very insecure, is that due to strong period pains or are you just naturally bitchy?

I could say exactly the same about you, sweetie

mon dieu je surrender take moi femme

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I'm an actual man and type like one though, no need to get flustered.

Yeah sure you are, fuccboi, you're the one getting agitated for no reason.

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Not agitated at all actually, I think it's cute how flustered you are.

You're repeating yourself now, try to be more creative next time.

As soon as you start replying with snarky anime girls you've already made a fool of yourself, I'm sorry
They're to be used ironically or not at all

t. Junior Officer, Anime girl reaction police force

Just stating a fact, what's with the hostility?

pic related

>what's with the hostility?
Ask yourself

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I know what you mean, so many women into femdom on Jow Forums.

I wasn't being hostile just calling it like I see it, there was no need to tear right into that poor American lad. Who broke your heart, sweetheart?

Why are you typing like a gay?

I'm not gay, not that there's anything wrong with that. Answer the question.

Yeah, you're just gay, called it.

Meow, feisty bitch.

>there was no need to tear right into that poor American lad

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It's okay bro, keep your dreams alive, nothing is duller than people without dreams.

No need to be so upset, you'll find another man some day.

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I'm not gay though, unlike you.

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I never realized amers. America have gfs all coloros from all world's shitholes. But no, they want foreigner girl. Mate you could go into Luisiana to get amerifrench gf.

>It's okay bro, keep your dreams alive, nothing is duller than people without dreams.
I lied to the Pole. I am obsessed. There is a Polish girl that works at a bakery here. What do I do?

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Sorry, I drink from the furry cup.

This.

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