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Suck my dick you NERD

>be original IRA
>gain 26 counties
6 more to go lads. only a matter of time.

why ARE women such runts?
obsessed with soap operas, romance songs, selfies and makeup

how do we let these people have the vote

look it was explained in Spotlight. Catholic preists cant do the sex. But most do and if anyone official found out they would get the sack. So when child touchers realised this they became preists or vice versa and got away with it as the other preists couldnt say shit as they also had their dick wet

virgin freak

I never voted for their right to vote
bit outrageous

you're thinking of the provos moron. learn your history. the IRA is the revolutionary group from 1916

Just how will Mahrez fit in Manchester City's system?

>why ARE women such runts?
>obsessed with soap operas, romance songs, selfies and makeup
>how do we let these people have the vote

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literally the 19th century

got a real bad case of nerd neck

any handsome virgin in

is it true irish girls will drink your piss

back up to David Silva

me
hahahaha
yeah

you're the reason there'll be an incel uprising

haven't had a shag in months
that make me a born again virgin?

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ive been told ginger girls smell of piss

yeah whatever mate..
*goes back to shagging the fwb*

State!

will be vital to pep's bench system. But KDB has knee issues and could be out for a few months so a midfield position might open up for him

Which one of you did this?

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NEED a remix of this
youtube.com/watch?v=HIDi07qQNZk

ginger girls smell nice
very pale blonde people smell like piss and rancid milk, true story

what the fuck does victorian era fiction have to do with modern Americans believing in ghosts and angels
what's wrong with your yankoid brain

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the gf

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Taliban gonna take over Afhanistan again lads

All I want is a petite ginger gf with pale skin, blue eyes and freckles

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Doug once sucked me off for a twix on a greyhound between Fort Lauderdale and New Orleans

He's trying to banter and you sperged out nonce

once got drunk and ripped the 'labour' bit from the corner of a labour poster during the 2015 election

Nah, that's Russian, Czech and occasionally American women according to my extensive research.

The year is 2025. You arrive in the exclusion zone, formerly known as South Kensington

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So basically While Pep likes his wide players to stay wide, he also likes his players to be versatile. In pre-season Mahrez actually found himself doing deeper and tucking inside the field a lot and giving surrounding players a lot of options for passing in the half spaces.

Bernardo Silva will ultimately be David Silva's replacement for Pep.

you shouldn't have said anything you weird yank-in-london spastic

same

youtube.com/watch?v=xgUB2uyXK6c

>user we want to move to England but are scared, do you really hate eastern Europeans?

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Just bought a pair of Dickies from Asos

So you ever notice how when girls laugh they put their hand over their mouth?

What's up with that shit?

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Will England, Sweden, Germany etc. turn their backs on multiculutralism before still homogenous countries like Scotland adopt it?

>liking eastern european women
major runt detected
comparable to liking gooks

Hiding their shitty teeth and/or bad breath.

Demureness.
Or self-consciousness about their teeth and throat, mouth, smile, etc.

Does /brit/ have a permanent janny now?

the word freak gets thrown around here a lot but a genuine utter freakazoid made this

Not a yank but congrats on showing the power level so readily nonce

ME HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the hill they're going to die on.

XXX AINT DEAD I SAW HIM IN MARLOW CAR PARK RECORDING DESPACITO 2

>>Not a yank
>rushes in to defend a yank's non-existent banter for no reason
>typing nonce over and over for no reason trying to fit in
yank in london

if we do he's on GMT cuz he doesn't do fuck all when the autismoyanks are here posting porn

I wanna shag the Asian lass from The Meg

honestly im such a fucking cutie fucks sake why can't i be my own twink bf

Don't worry Masha you'll be trafficked soon enough

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why do white people love fucking dogs?

do this myself

Russian gf

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is the SPL worth getting into lads?

been talking to a cute pale redhead with green eyes
be jealous lads

your mum and aunts ask us tbf

well it was getting late and your mum was the only person readily available

Driven for 6 (six) hours this afternoon lads.

I turn my head slightly away from the person I'm talking to when I laugh because I'm self conscious that I look retarded when I smile/laugh.
I've always noticed I do this but I just can't help it.

gonna post some images

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why?

got called a cheeky boy by a girl today

does she want me?

youtube.com/watch?v=8wRqc65K1wQ

new boss started today lads, he's a based black Scouser who went to Cambridge and wears a doo rag

bought us all tea at Wetherspoons as well, top man

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Henry motherfluffin Rollins here

AMA :)

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>and wears a doo rag
what sort of runtatorium do you work at?

Too many wogs

This is the busiest shopping street in Scotland.
Are there any noticable differences between this and a comparable scene in England?

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Well there's a TARDIS for one

cambridge ring road university no doubt

fuck me as if just a plain old scouser wasn't bad enough

Got pointed at in a horrible manner

sounds unscrupulous

Work related shit

ah, masha
*cracks open irn bru*
*sips*
now THAT was a girl

work for a government department

how comes the man abusing Leyla has a GIANT foot?

do all bloody racists have one giant foot?

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horrid little racist freak trying to cause trouble where trouble doesn't exist

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did you have fun?