/brit/

is it racist to be bad at things if you're black?

its time for you to go, larping poo

closet i've ever been with a girl is getting a loan of the proto-gf's pencil and rubbing myself off with it at home.

why does acid take an hour to kick in

leftypol subedition

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why do i come here

AHAHAHAHAHA

LOOK AT THIS RETARD

AHAHAHAHAHA

EVERYONE LAUGH AT THIS RETARD

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>not had dinner
>quite hungry
>fuck all in house
>don't feel like a Domino's, curry or Chinese

unfortunate

how could jews be evil if the holocaust happened?

Haven’t had a computer for 6 months now
Sick of phoneposting but I don’t know what to get
Just need a cheap laptop but can’t be arsed with any of that flimsy PC World shit they try to peddle
Hrmmm

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That guy is such a fucking meme. It's as if Unilad were a person and ran for mayor for memes

porto mentioned

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sweet tight femoid came into neo-mine #2 at toil today. stared straight at her cunny, didn't give a fuck

why is the sky blue
why is water wet

Anyone been with an older woman?

I'm crying out for first hand accounts of the milf experience

*walks towards you*

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isn't it a way of representing and solving large sums
been years since I used them

Exactly

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Chicken or kebab

For me, it's Frances Bacon

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who gives a shit about p*rto, look at that big dicked monster

remember to PEE

Point
Evidence
Explain

He's doing what he's accusing Trump of doing.

aah yes year 10

been wanking to that a lot recently
2 times over the past 3 days

annoucing a report

more of a richard bacon man myself

you're all a bunch of subhumans

based

remember to PEE

Punish
Ephebophiles
Extremely

heh...nothing personnel kiddo

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Just installed WoW again to have a cheeky little playaround in the new expansion, for the first time in 2 years.

Was alright, but the whole time I couldn't shake the feeling that this is totally VIRGIN and that I'm a fucking loser for playing this shit.

Sad that I can't have some enjoyment and let off a bit of steam without feeling guilty and having shit thoughts.

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why lad? sort yourself out

gonna play online scrabble

blessed thread

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learnt that in year 7. never got the hang of it really.

I’m talking about this sort of ugly shit. The type that will break within 4 years and creaks when you open the cheap plastic lid

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more of a kevin bacon man myself

no need to be rude

All laptops are shit unless you spend £1000

Just get a macbook

get your tits out love. where's your little retard black son etc

>some 'fugee who's been in Scotland for 5 years made the front cover of the Herald for getting 3 As at Higher

All the kids that made the front cover for results day got distinctly average results. I got fucking 7 As at Higher and nobody wanted to hear about what I wanted to do.

how is stating a fact rude ?

is WoW advertising on Jow Forums because it's finally dying out?
NEVER used to see people talk about WoW here even back in like 2008

Can't believe how much gear they must have got through on The Big Breakfast, also quite mad that it was pretty much an open secret that they were broadcasting these coked up nutters every morning

got some scratch cards from the bins my laaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddd fuckin skint get in de laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

youtube.com/watch?v=FmLoT42Ljzc

yeah I had a sexual relationship with my 50 something year old maths teacher when I was at sixth form

mogged

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Remember your SPaG

Spelling
Punctuation
and
Grammar

Had a MacBook before
Not making that mistake again
Dreadful OS, dreadful price

fucking hot mate
give us a greentext

his studio in dublin is the best tourist attraction in the city for my money

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reminder to FART

For me, it's bacon

t. oedipus

if you're just gonna be browsing the internet, just get a Chromebook.
I bought an Acer Chromebook 14 for like £120 on eBay, 4GB of RAM, 1080p IPS screen, cheapo Celeron.

Lasts all day on a battery and is perfectly fine as a web browsing and YouTube machine. You can also run your Android apps

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planned_obsolescence

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As if Seasidemark is still going my laaaaaad
Was he hit hard by the FOBT regulations?

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Hey lads

Doing a wank lol

Anyways lads, think I'm going to have a cold pint of beer and play the new.WoW expansion lads

ASUS is quite good value 2bh

Got my zenbook 3 years ago 'cause it was the only non-touchscreen laptop with an SSD and it still works great.

this
getting some Lenovo or something for my next one
Macs have horrendous search features and actually hide files and directories. Not to mention nothing fucking works on them

favourite british writer

I think you can use your imagination
also she's still a teacher (I think) so details might get her found out about it even though it was a few years ago

have a Lenovo thinkpad worst £700mistake of my life

love wanking

>yeah I had a sexual relationship with my 50 something year old maths teacher when I was at sixth form

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in my rented flat in High Wycombe lads

>93616673
poor b8

I have a pretty strong MILF/mature woman fetish. Especially when I'm high, fucking hell.

I think it stems from being patronised by fit MILF teachers my whole life. I remember when I was really small, like 4-5 years old, I would look up my teachers' shirts and see their bras. It was lit I'm telling you.

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why
I used my friend's and it seemed pretty decent

How does your barber make your hair look so good?

I wash it the morning after and it looks DIRE.

hate how i need 2000 caps to enter the strip. just wanna speak to benny.

Yeah it was just going to be internet but I’d probably need Microsoft office too - can it run all that shit?

Cheers I’ll look into it - how’s the form factor?

ancient egyptians were white

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just run past the guard

they literally work with hair every fucking day they know how to spritz some water on it in the right places
w

Best night of my life was when i shagged 5 pornstars at a resort in Ibiza one night all at night, was fucking mental and they gave me a free ride to the airport in the morning (first class)

pics

Went to a reasonably good private school and what surprised me most was how thick some people could be. Can't fathom continuing to pay £12,000 a year when it's become apparent that your son is so thick he's going to leave school with no qualifications whatsoever despite good teaching and tutoring. The thickest person I knew ended up going over to Spain for one of those flight schools (~£80,000 a year) and failed out after resitting first year.

OH mr Sandman
Bring me a DREAM

just ate 3 cans of beans

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despise Jow Forumsposters
horrible cringey little fuckers
piss off and make your own cringe sad fucking reaction pic thread you cunt