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It's raining.
It pouring.
The old man is snoring.

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I saw a video where an Australian said women from Melbourne shave their pubes
Does that mean women in Sydney don't do it?

No, they all sport huge bushes.

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Aren't they meant to be the largest living organisim or something? Dodgy bullshit if you ask me. Should use the napalm while we have the chance

Big 70's style rugs mate. You some sort of poof or something?

very nice

Good morning lads.

>Aren't they meant to be the largest living organisim
Are they?
I'm not too knowledgeable on things, a big ol' brainlet.
Big fan of the bush are ya Satan?
Good morning buddy.
Hows it treating ya?

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Idk I'm a kissless virgin but it looks much nicer
like a cushon

Morning man

Dunno about all that. But yeah I think they're all linked under the ground or something. So I think maybe the Daintree is the largest living orginisim. Fly Agarics are the same actually. Like you see mushrooms coming out of the ground but its actually a massive underground fungus thing andd the mushrooms just come from it

Well hopefully you get your grubby little mitts on a bush soon then hey buddy.
Ohh I follow now, yeah I could see that.
Fairly interesting stuff.

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>grubby mitts
Don't encourage turks

Yes, I will go to Australia in a few months
However the female bush reacts the same way to me like the real bush in Australia right now. it gets dry

i'm very white

Germans are not white

t. Nordic

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whatever

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How come nothing came out of this Shane Jones scandal

baka.com.au/politics/federal/senator-honours-white-australia-policy-in-first-speech-and-calls-for-final-solution-on-immigration-20180814-p4zxhr.html

Is this guy going to be your next PM?

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abone

I listened to ABC this morning and most people that called in said they didn't know that "final solution" had a negative connotation

What Shane Jones scandal?
I don't keep up with the news...
>baka.co.au
Every time.

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i dont keep up either, it might not be him but some politician in charge of distributing money for projects was giving millions more than they needed (if i remember he gave $8 million to plant about 1000 trees which seems like far too much money) as well as a few other things, basically it seems like he was giving away money to associates who would use most it legitimately but would probably keep the profit, there was no investigation to it at all and its basically been dropped, I remember hearing about it a few months ago

Out of the provincial growth fund?
I can't speak on it as I know sweet fuck all what he's been doing but I remember his electorate getting a heavy share of it and him saying it was pure chance or something
so I wouldn't be surprised if something shady is going on.

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Possibly that, it seems quite sketchy an investigation would be nice but instead we're worrying about more bullshit like who leaked Simon Bridge's travel expenses.

yeah the boys

My package arrives tomorrow.

Your right wingers are out of control

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you can have my package any day qt ;)

What did ya get?

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Lewd.
y-you know what I got I mentioned it yesterday.

Ohhh..
Well you best get it the package before anyone else does, it would be awfully embarrassing if someone else opens it.

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What is it????
is it a choker? cute meido outfit?? or vibrator???

Just done a wank. Feel a bit better now.

pic

>"Aussie's sure know how to live, I have never seen a stressed out Aussie and there is something to that, it's always "nahh no worries" with a smile..my kind of people."

I am worried that us Australian are being less seen as real people and more being fetishized.

Its no good.

Tasmanian politics in a nutshell. Lennon got in and gave all his union mates massive pyouts. Spent a lot of cash to bring the AFL to tassie for some weird reason then checked out. Keeps the wheels greasy though

do tell

I worry that we're something of a parody of ourselves. Like at one point just hamming it up carrying on. Yeah she'll be right mate etc then forgot how to act normally

don't worry. Everyone knows you are racist loudmouthed drunkards

Where is this from?

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>don't worry. Everyone knows you are racist loudmouthed drunkards
Thanks very reassuring.

Well it was a youtube comment by a yank, but I've seen similar comments elsewhere.

>by a yank
I knew it would be a yank.
I just KNEW.

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>meets australians on holiday in the us
>infinite yanks to wind up
Of course they're happy

everyone in Germany thinks the same
that's why every German goes to Australia after graduation

I find thats one stereotype that holds true, a fair amount of you like to bullshit and shit stir.
It's good for a laugh.
Some even make their way over here, they go into the bush fully unprepared and die.
They need to stop doing that.

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New Zealand is becoming more popular than Australia now
but I want to go to Australia, it's more gay friendly

>I want to go to Australia, it's more gay friendly
Yeah, you should invite all your gay German buddies to go over there too.
Apparently it's turning into quite the paradise for gays.

Spread the word.

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Westy I'll beat your ass back to NZ again if you try to star in some german orgy on my watch

I have no interest in gay German orgies.

I'm just promoting your country as a gay-friendly place so they all go over there, it's nicer there than here.
They shouldn't come here, it's not that nice.

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NZ is nicer for men. Australia nicer for girls

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German women don't like Australian men that much because the stereotype is that you're short and drunk all the time. like brits but shorter and less retarded

Bullshit. German girls marry aussie boys

yes the few surfer type guys that are still left
are you one of them?

A. there's millions of the fuckers
and B. I'm told I look like one but I'm not

so you're just a poser faggot?

I'm not a posr. Just tall and blond

why are you so mad Lachlan?

I'm not Lachlan

No Brazilians.
Leave.

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go away mr handsome normiefag

Westy's seen the state of me. I'm no normiefag

>He isn't a normie
What are you doing with your life?

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staying up until 6:30 to post in the ausnz thread
then fap to traps and cry myself to sleep

So you are that Finn with a proxy after all. Good to know

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Sounds eerily similar to mine...
Except I don't stay up late any more, I got to bed at normal times.

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Poor you. Go watch Man Seeking Woman

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maybe we can sleep together in a bed one day and cuddle to make us feel better

Hi

I'm just joshing around.
I don't cry myself to sleep.

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Just when you've had a drink or two hey?

Nah idk hey super tired from the beach but can't get a nap. Feels bad

Sleeps not coming to ya buddy?
I could go to sleep right now, feeling a bit run down for some reason.

Sad to hear mate. Sun's been really good for me and winter's almost up desu so hang in there

Fucksake I wish I had something to do in my downtime. Like can't deal with watching something. Can't deal with basically anything atm. Would be nice to be able to zone out into a game. Should probably walk up to teatree bay just to do it but the surf was pretty rough today. Feel like such a baby because I wasn't even in there that long but once I got out I was just looking at it and thinking it was total bullshit apart from the ways off the surfers had monopolised

>winter's almost up
I can't bloody wait.

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Heading north seems pretty intense. 27 today I was told. Need to be careful how much time I spend in the sun

>Would be nice to be able to zone out into a game.
Meaning you can't zone out into a game at the moment, or you have no games where you are?
>Need to be careful how much time I spend in the sun
You'll get sun burnt to shit if you spend all day under that big ball of fire.

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Literrally can't play Medieval total war 2 on this computer.

And yeah need to wean myself into it. Noosa's actually slightly confusing because its a penisular basically also subtropical in """winter""" so the sun cuts an odd jib across the sky coming from what looks like over there and setting in the north east. My brains pretty fucked up though. Its probably fine

What's for dinner lads?

>3% battery left.
AHHHHHHH.

vegemite

>1% battery left

So my parents got a call from the social worker & he will see me next Tuesday at 10 am. Hmm can I resist the urge to not hurt myself before then.

Not too sure at the moment, will have to check the fridge and pantry to see what I have to feed myself with.

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yes just start a new anime with many episodes

Ah fuck my brother just handed me $100. I am not worthy of his money he actually works for. Now I am in a depressed mood again.

I am trying not to crack the shits & walk out the house again as my nan is coming for dinner.

Now I'm the gobble guts.

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Ah yes, very lively in here tonight.

Carl Sagan doesnt believe in god so neither do I

God is dead.
And I killed him.
And raped his corpse.
And then threw it down a waterfall.

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Makes you wonder why everyone eventually starts hating me, I have such a great personality afterall.

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Really gets the noggin' joggin'

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Wow
I've never felt the urge to get drunk on my own before, feels really weird.
This must be what Chalmers feels like every night.

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