1. cunt

For $25k I would wear it for a couple years

I'm currently wearing one for free :)

Its part of some femdom fetish.

Of course, as if I needed to use it anyway. Can I at least pee through that?

i'd do it for 25

I-is it even safe to wear that for more than one hour? It doesn't seem hygienic and I think it damage your penis if it tries to get hard.

yes,

Imagine the smell, tho.

Yes of course. Also my micro penis would slip out of it.

2500 US dollars? Yes.