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no need mate, thats ikea dark laminate

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who is your favourite actor

define 'actor'

Based Mel

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mad lights following me around when i was practically in the middle of nowhere. they were very dim but then they suddenly illuminated everything orange. i ran away and the orange light focused on me. i dont know of any torch that's that bright. it was like day time except everything was orange.

A person whose profession is acting on the stage, in movies, or on television.

goth girls

post buildings

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played 1159hrs of eu4. And thats just when i bought it, had it on torrent for the first few years

sue

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from the sky? you sure it wasnt the police helicopter? had that flashed on mr once when i was on private forest land

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don't think i have one. having a favourite actor is not something you do is it? not like having a favourite band

being schizoid in this country is torture. i wish i lived in america so i could go full kacynski and just live in the woods on my own.

trying not to wank

Watched the Death Camp of Intolerance episode of South Park. Funny how Mr. Garrison is trying to get fired by acting really gay in front of the parents wearing a drag queen outfit with a strap on and Mr. Slave is dressed as a topless roman warrior. Love how this was considered outrageous back then.
Really was a different time.

Miles jupp

no, they were behind me, following me. i wouldn't think much of it, but they were very obviously following me because i took lots of twists and turns and climbed over a fence and the whole time they were behind me.

Just move to eastern Europe or scandinavia

Goose or Nat Wolf

u sound like a fucking nutter. wandering around in the night getting scared by lights.

something kino about chainsmoking in a pub

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could anyone going to boomtown not resist the urge to dress like a twat?

that's clearly not who you are Deano ffs. twat.

idotoot

Joaquin Phoenix

Be honest. Who should the next UK PM be?

awful choice, hes good at mel but thats it
i dunno desu old school pacino and de niro were great
dano, bale and hardy are quite decent actors of today, not saying hes the best but Steve Carell is actually a decent actor
but George C Scott has to be in my top 2 alongside Jimmy Stewart

not going to say modern western males are the most vain men in human history but theyre up there

Chuka Umunna

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Selvaggia probably, maybe Ani Black Fox

Alri Tim

LOL

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Mate just told me he hasn't seen the original Willy Wonka, can't fucking believe it

>PM
This is not a Presidential system. We vote for parties not individuals.

To answer your question. Anybody except Boris Johnson.

ok dont post buildings :(

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make the hair sharper in texture

it's too fluffy atm

me n nan talking about the footy over pints

Sajid David, Corbyn has got a lot of support but thats only cause its not election time. Although in a couple years or even straight after we leave the EU is a long time in politics. Who knows who'll be popular then

give it a rest gayface

GIVE ME (YOU)

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For me, it's Terry-Thomas

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that's as sharp as it gets. how do I make it sharper?

that's chichester

where i live

wtf

Not at all a fan of drugs or dependency, but I just popped 20mg of Ritalin and I feel like a better person in every way

odds i stay up all night
evens i dont

go write /brit/ on the fence

wtf?!????! epicstyle!!!!!!!!

Is the uni there any good? heard chichester is a nice town

alri johnny bravo's nephew with learning difficulties

you should hear the other stuff ive done. id be worried about being a schizo, but im fully aware of how mental i am sometimes. apparently that disqualifies you from being schizo.

make it slicker, I can't really explain it bc I don't have that hairstyle or go for that texture

rn it just screams you care but not willing to put any effort in

your hair isn't bad by any means, don't think it is it,s passable but you and everyone wants more than that

Good history there
Romans
Normans
And you

always do my christmas shopping in chichester haha

Personally I'd like it to be one of Corbyn or Mogg but this is unlikely because of the media and party politics.
Best thing for the country maintaining the status quo would probably be Thornberry or Chuka.

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don't have a favourite but i love tony leung his presence alone can make a film so much more engaging for me
he's what you call an engaging screen presence

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think i might stay up all night anyway

No. Not a great University.

Life in Chichester is expensive and it's not a very happening place. But we have Brighton and Portsmouth not too far away.
Where are you?

listening to some Aretha Franklin

do you mean gel it down or something? can't build an image here

across the border in hampshire

bought a new brand of beer from the store and it turns out it's not as great as i anticipated, but now i have to play it off like that's what i intended.
don't you hate it when stuff like that happens?

can you eat instant coffee raw or maybe even snort it? i need to stay awake all night and i dont know how to operate the kettle

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no bc the volume is good, it's just too fluffy.

why do so many yanks shoot their faces off
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ok but spend it elsewhere

>drinking alcohol for the taste
WHOO WHOO BENDER ALERT BENDER ALERT
i'd drink my own piss if it got me drunk

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got to get up at 8 tomorrow morn and wanted 8 hours but fucked it now so cba to sleep at all

>i dont know how to operate the kettle

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gonna walk to the corner store for beers lads

want anything?

oh wait I was thinking about Cheltenham lol

pack of johnnies, XL.

but i can say that white western women are the worst group of females in human history, and i say that unironically

going on an user inspired night walk to tesco, its about 2 hours each way

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hair is quite thick so that might be the cause

so some Magnum condoms for your monster dong?

go to uni of manchester, better than 90% of the runts ITT guaranteed, plus you get to live in the best city in the UK

christ no, i'm not made of money
get the store brand ones

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my favourite actor is Mr Sidney Poitier

Manchester is grim

yeah, I suffer the same (doxxable info)

it'd prob advice using hair straighteners and then whatever the product for volume and slickness is.

wish i was mute

imagine voluntarily going to manchester uni.. utterly grim

I'm so sorry. Mods, please edit my question to accurately reflect United Kingdom political system please.

An image of what Mars might look like with an atmosphere, life and oceans.

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>Uni in Manchester
>plus you get to live in the best city in the UK
How is he going to commute to Manchester from London everyday?

battleship island korean film is alri esepcially/chiefly first half

that big black bastard was in that lulu film wasn't he

imagine voluntarily going to East Anglia uni.. utterly grim

Good morning to you owls in the UK
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manchester is hell on earth

nobhead

no it wouldnt
be quiet