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No bule edisi
Pagi
Proud to be gay
Suck it bigots
have you taken your bela negara lesson yet?
Ganyang PKI?
Thank God I didn't turn up becoming a dweeb, lol
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Whats your excuse for becoming an old dweeb, huh? You guys should be a high functioning member of society by 16 not a fucking weaboo
Based Burma
Fuck
Anime
lol
still poorer than the tri-muslims of SEA
I want to drink alcohol and take drugs.
pengen ngentot gan
Is lean halal?
subhanallah ya akhi
Menunya cfc yang enak apa ya?
All that is khamr (intoxicate) are haram user.
Also things that harm yourself.
weeb kontol
Indogs in denial again
>Be indog
>Burns their forest
>caused air pollution, whole asean is mad at indog
>"B-but we dindu nuffin"
>"Look at muh sources, it's the foreigner'a factory"
Fucking kek. Indogs authority just sits and do nuthin while their people are burning shit. In the end it's malaysia and other asean cunts has to send our firefighter to stop the pollution.
Nice try, chinks. But we won't fall for your tricks.
Isn't that guy a Buddhist nazi?
Why the fuck would you want to drink alcohol for? I would rather eat half-cooked meat and taste the succulent blood of meat. Yum
kontol weeb
One day I'll cook a blue steak... YUM!
If it's a good restaurant I order medium rare, if it's still unknown it's medium to medium well for me.
anything that is not well done is for savages
Teriyaki and other thin or processed type of meat might be more to your taste user. Why waste money on a slab of steak if you can just get the same taste of meat but cheaper, but still I won't deny that a well done steak might have it's own merit albeit not as good as the other.
i ate indomi for the 3rd time this week
Newb
Weakshit.
I ate cup noodles more than 10 cups for a week and I got diarrhoea.
>Can't see seberang perai from Penang island
>All motorcyclists wears mask
Haze is getting worse.
There's still not a lot of haze at Kajang desu.
*haze'd you*
Heh, nothing personel kid.
Ask the tagalog posters here
Ask the slum bis@ya posters here becareful tho they might also feed you thier pagpag
Seriously tho chinks/flip chinks are our biggest drug suppliers and drug lords
you know where to go to
Say no to military conscription!
Is it true that it is illegal for unmarried couples to stay in the same hotel room in Indonesia?
Only occasionally enforced if the police needs some pocket money. I don't think you bules get enforced too though.
what about a bule + chink couple?
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Blake and family
Only if the chink is Indonesian. Also AFAIK
one happens under the pretext of "prostitution." There's no such laws as living together for unmarried couples after all. The social stigma is more of the problem IIRC.
Kek
So it is enough to pay a fine if caught then?
Yeah
NEVER FORGET
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stop shilling your shitty fantasy stories fucking chink
Meanwhile
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>Malaysian working honest job as grab driver
>YEAH KILL'EM
What did Ashin mean by this?
>Betamax
Not VHS?
Betamax are the superior casette format, It's just much more expensive to produce and lost to the VHS because of it.
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>Malaysia now shifts from cabinet to elder council rule
The ride just got more exciting.
Why do SE asians assume i am ch*nese and try to speak ch*nese
arr rook same
All east asians (except japs) looks the same. Thank god koreans have KPOP, otherwise the whole world would've think that you guys are chinese
>Saw a qt malay women walking with a white guy
Holy fuck bros even muslims are no longer safe....How do we stop the white menace?
No need to worry bro, wh*tes must convert to Islam if he want to marry the girl...It's a win win for us
if she's a thot, then mat rempit already used her many times over before the white guy so no loss
if she's not, then the white guy has to convert to islam so no loss also
>stop the white menace?
All the funds are tied up by mainland and post GE crash, there's nothing left to stop whites. Pic related is percentage of investment by country for my state and now I see them all the time in the city.
These guys are correct. She is either already a slut or the guy have to convert. Literally no lost for us. But need to know where you saw them though. Because sometimes it's kind of hard to differentiate between a malay and an indog. There can also be other reason they walk together. Misunderstandings is your worst enemy. Trust me.
>malays judging people
eh, nothing new
Well it's true. You don't see actual nice and decent malays being all slut like. I actually wonder how these girls can be so sluttish. I wanna blame the internet but they were riding the mat rempits even before then.
>Caning people isn't a cruel punishment because it's in the syariah
>marrying 11 year olds is fine because it's in the syariah
is it literally not allowed to ban things that the syariah law doesn't already ban?
Anyways Malays always tend to marry dogshit wh*ties. There is one such points that the wh*tey their marrying have worse carriers than the Malays. There is many example of well off Malay girls that work as lecturers, doctors or lawyers marry wh*tey clerk, low working jobs. When they got old they got divorce and the Malay gal proceed to marry a malay
Not judging. Just my observation.
I always liked the taste of bone marrows... no wonder I wanna taste the blue steak
I think you're lost chink. This is Jow Forums, not reddit. The caning isn't cruel for syariah stuff because they don't do it as hard as the normal caning. Marrying 11 year old is technically allowed but it isn't fine. People just don't want things that are allowed in islam to be banned. Just say it is wrong and get on with it.
how many times do you need to be told that the sharia court didn't ordained the wedding and the the man married illegally in thailand. literally has nothing to do with syariah system here. when people want to give more power to syariah court through ruu355 to punish those who break the law then you're the one making noise over it.
also you know that the caning with exposed butt and bleeding in our system was a feature of british colonial judicial system and the syariah caning is more like a light tap on your back and not causing any bleeding.
Marrying any girls should be after puberty same as boys
>hurr durr age of consent
>she doesn't know what she is going into
Yea, neither does fags when they decide to change their gender at the age of 11 either. Neither when they decide to cut of his dick.
All I see is hypocrisy from the left
Indonesia is really upside down Polan
malaysian secular caning which everyone is fine with because it is leagcy from the british
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inhumane barbaric islamic caning
I would prefer the secular one t b q h. I don't want Malaysians to be comfortable with life like the West. You did wrong? Beat em'
Inhumane? Fuck who cares, make the woman produce more children. Literally doing God's work for him
tak tanya pun
You don't need to ask. The only way to make the world progress is by taking things into your own hands
But user, Reddit is banned in China.
and that's a good thing!
Very optimistic indeed
what is jamal's crime again? he only raid illegal gambling den and massage centre that front for brothels. of course it is not in his authority to do so but then the same people who hate him for doing also complaining why pas didn't eliminate all crimes/sins in their state even though that's not in their power to do so. isn't it hypocritical?
what is his fault?
Kek, for a second I thought thats a game of monopoly
people make fun of him calling him jamal jamban but the people of selangor really suffer from water shortages for many years. all just because pakatan refused to accept that khalid ibrahim wanted to buy splash (own by anwar's proxy) rm255 million nad khalid was sacked for that. now after pakatan won the federal, the deal is sealed and it is proven that selangor state want to buy splash at rm2.55 billion (10 times than what was offered by khalid). it is very curious that azmin ali even previously appointed outside appraisal to justify the rm2.55 billion tag price. who the fuck paid others to justify buying something more expensive if no funny business involved. now the water price will go up to cover the expenses.
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WTF??? Since when did malays turned into brown nazis?
based and redpilled
I like how the article misspelled Malay to Makay. Just shows you how Malay Mahathir is
If Mahathir is Malay then Obama is white
>Since when did malays turned into brown nazis?
Since WW2, did you miss such a massive war?
Based and Robust
Just realised that the same article was posted on Jow Forums. How pathetic to be associated to the so called "alt-right" that believed in the so called Q-user.
wtf I love Mahathir now
OY VEY WHAT A SHOAH
PLS DELET
Do it. If it's good enough for Omar Khayyam, it's good enough for me.
Actually the chink features are exaggerated in koreans. But plastic surgery complicates it. And the men dress more faggy than the local chinks.
LOL My friend used to tutor kids of korean expats, but there were some malaysians mixed in the class lah. One day one of the korean kids didn't bring her pencil, so the malay kid sitting in front of the korean gave her pencil to him in an act of kindness. The korean kid refused lah.
You know what that feller said?
"The pencil is dirty" lol
illegal possession of a gun and running away from police custody. And being a fucking idiot.
It became widespread after the 70s. The Iranian revolution, OPEC crisis, and Wahhabiism collectively contributed. Also, Anuar Ibrahim was kind of a religious douche back then. Then came the the Al-Arqams, which was permabanned by Mahathir for being too extreme. Then came Al-Maunah. Then it became mainstream.
Implying as if religious nutjobs got to do with nationalists
You left out Soros being part of the Asian Financial Crisis.
Why are they good at calculation when only in opposition and stop being smart the moment they become the government?
Today was a good day :)
>2015
>melepaskan jawatan sebagai perdana menteri
>bukan tukar kerajaan
Nak cakap bodoh tak jugak. Boleh dia post kat Jow Forums. Ignorant je kot
Plastic surgery makes Koreans far easier to distinguish
Your average Korean looks like your average Chink