/cum/ - Canada, Usa, Mexico

winter > fall >> spring >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> summer

BANG BANG
PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER

this is hate this humid nigger weather.

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>spring over summer
disgusting

apologize

summer is hell and must be banned

based

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ily bb
don't give a single fuck about gr*mes though

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Winter = Fall > Spring >>> Summer

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still haven't listed to a single grimes song

i tried listening to one
had to turn it off

winter is cool until you have to spend three hours shoveling snow

youtube.com/watch?v=1FH-q0I1fJY

objectively the best grimes song

what is snow?

>shoveling
like a peasant?

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wow look at mr. moneybags over here

love laying in the snow
it's like the best thing to do

>Snowstorm outside
>Lay down in a bank of snow
>Watch snowflakes whirl past your eyes while the deafening wind echoes in your ears
Even better if it's twilight or early morning

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Don't even really care about being on the spectrum. Life goes on.

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>Don't even really care about being on the spectrum. Life goes on.

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might make a run to the ol In n out

>in n out

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>Manlets

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Anyone taller than 5'9 is a scrawny lanklet

Need to fall asleep so i wont be deat at work tomorrow

Hey lads morning!

fell asleep too early so ill be awake for a bit now

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>tfw 5'9.5"

sugar rushes feel like shit

yesterday I was so pissed that i literally ripped my phone in half and cut my hand to shit

now I just feel bad

seek help

sippin on some 805 beer aws, hbu??

I don't usually lose my shit that bad I was just extremely upset

y u mad taiwan?

watching late night BEST coast basedball

trouble in paradise, what's up?

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gf just annoyed I'm not working and won't take shit jobs
I am too but its eating at me hard
Most jobs here pay about 2k usd/ month, which is absolute shit
We want a family and to take the next step but can't really do it on that kind of money
So now I'm looking at jobs in America cause this place is just very bad in terms of working/ upward mobility.

aint this some shit
got to get on that entrepreneur train

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learn webdev and work remotely

thoughts on teaching english?

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all teaching is shit tier
low skill and boring, low pay, repetitive and mostly unrewarding

Game for remote work but not into programming, I dropped out of a QBasic class in high school cause it just wasn't for me desu

Its OK under the right circumstances but I don't like it in general. Kids are rude if you aren't fun, which I'm not.

fucking doyers

fucking dead bats

unless of course you are really hot and teaching 17 y/o banging hotties

youtube.com/watch?v=uqqaimTDxAU

You need mexico to make you look good, otherwise you'll just be belgium

.... and that concludes this episode of taiwan and his girlfriend

i look forward to the next episode...

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thx bro happy my blog is getting hype

anyone else posting without triggering captcha verification today??

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i'm new to your blog
are you actually taiwanese or what's your story?

Just your typical white dip shit in Asia English-teacher type.

nothing wrong with that, you're making something out of your life. or at the very least, adding another chapter to it.

food looks delicious btw.

nah staying here really just impedes career advancement by and large
living here is good but if you can't make it as an entrepreneur/ maybe in sales/brought over on western company pay, then you should never bother wasting time in Asia imo

holy shit when did I get so bitter and downtrodden
lame
need to get some toe love and get that optimism back in my life

why dont you move to japan?

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I only know one Japanese girl and while I'm sure she's cool she's not really gf material and also Taiwanese girls are way hotter/ open than most Japanese girls Ive met.

YOU AND FOOTKRAUT MAKE ME LESS HAPPY ABOUT CHOOSING TO BE A WEEB

reee etc...

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miyuki had p good toes but never succed sorry no deets
also I'm not a weeb no guilt by association but I support your cause. Godspeed.

Why is the finnish general so autistic?

I think that 16 should be the age of consent.

what do yall think about argentina's most promising artist?

youtube.com/watch?v=IiXpYDHzsDM

i feel sorry for anons who don't live in places with great summers

just kidding summer has been nothing but getting hotboxed by wildfires for 3 years straight now

spent a good minute looking for /cum/ with cunt as the searchword

concentrate your hate and realease it at 200%

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I’m at work so they gave the parcel to my neighbor.
Little does she know it’s a box full of sex toys xD

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Boo!!!

They just moved my thread to pol, lol!

i like thicc women but someone who describes themselves as bbw or with a few extra pounds is probably a cow
ruins it for all the good ones

it is in most states
usually with romeo and juliet laws

Would she rip me a new one?

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fuck
help

??

>people absolutely shocked when they findout I drive a volvo
???

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im drunk

MY ASSHOLE BURNS

Its 7am

Made me think

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i know
ps my ass burns

flyover cucks

gm

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Good morning, bud.
What're you doing today?

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changing my tire
yard work
actual work
vidya
porn
sleep

Reminder that Australia is shittiest commonwealth. Even Gambia was better

What's going on in California buds? Is the entire state just on fire?

Hate it when girls wink

Canadians are yanks too

*winks*