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THEY DON'T SEE ME 'LESS I PULL UP LAMBORGHINI
EVERYBODY WANNA BE ME 'TIL THEY PULL UP AND THEY MEET ME

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La villa vertiz

oi

cunts
start posting

Doing a poo

having a go

Better not be any bloody arrogant students here.

doing my best

white btiches be cray

Has anyone got that screenshot of the tweet that lists non offensive insults?

reading a post

arrogant studentism is a mindset

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Bored lads, getting my taillights tinted so just sitting here waiting for an hour

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Younger brother just got into Manchester doing Physics

ye

post it

enjoy getting pulled by the cozzers every 10 minutes

nah sorry mate, maybe later tho. im swamped at the moment

Glasses or no glasses?

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*dabs on Brits, Scots and Australians*

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I already do, its annoying as fuck

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hello I'm an arrogant student

Got an A* in a level maths
Can safely say I'm the smartest person in /brit/

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*dabs on the entire Royal Family*

*dabs on my a level results*

facelift

send him my condolences

Is it gays in general you hate, or just those camp mincing effeminate types?

FOLC

Love gays
Not gay myself but defo have sex with a hot guy given the chance

Love that album

Apparently it’s the best place in the UK for physics

I just hate women

yeah, but now he has to live in manchester

Complete waste of money

reckon physics doesn't magically change based on where you move to mate

Say something mean about Polacks

>hello and welcome to Ricky Gervais show
>with me Steven Merchant
>hallo!
>and this baldy round fucking orange stupid imbecile idiot head - Karl Pilkington
>oi
>Karl... say something
>errrm... chinese monkeys were cocked rite?
>HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PLAY A RECORD!

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I don't hate them but I couldn't be mates with someone that made their sexual preferences their entire personality. It's just annoying

At toil, very rainy today. Outside is currently very grey.

reached peak facts and logic guys

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When you’re on an almost empty train and some smelly cunt decides to sit next to you

What the actual fuck lads

Got A* in Maths and AAA In further maths, physics and chemistry

Gonna sit and read manga all day now :)

I like how it looks

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Good impression actually

No R*ssians allowed.

That's what us, (pretty) girls, have to deal with all day. Annoying to say the least.

Where on Jow Forums can I go to discuss my a level results?

as a radical non-centrist this opinion offends me

FOLC

Well I’m a pretty boy but I still don’t appreciate it

>see Brits on one of those dashcam fail compilations
>driving Fords
>skateboarding
I thought you guys hated anything and everything American?

Your qualifications are meaningless if you've never put your willy in a woman's minge

>sitting next to men
INFIDEL WHORE!

Ford Fiestas hardly count mate, look at them

Well we don't, just the people

Why did you think that? Mind of a retard if you really thought that

that's fine

Women are a meme

Anyone who hates Ford should be shot in the neck

Meeting up with the hong kong gf later to celebrate (she got the same results as me but did biology not chemistry)
So happy :)

Got those results a while back, where you planning on going?

That’s what I said but apparently it has the best facilities for shit I don’t know

for me it's the Ford RS

*physics not chemistry

Illustrated chart showing Radical Non-Centrism's place on the political scale.

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Durham (not an oxbridge reject because I didn't even apply!)

>when a r*ssian "man" replies to you

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ah yes now we have to listen to zoomers telling us how smart they are

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It was a Focus tbqh

I mean Brits only ever talk about how much they hate Americans. It's like a personality trait over there: how much you hate Americans.

Just wanted everyone to know that I’m posting with a U.K. flag but I’m not actually in the U.K. ;)

Odd choice desu

What the fuck is this????

>hong kong
Eww.
u like it bby

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What is a "zoomer"?

Why?

>there are people who voluntarily apply to durham
Cringe

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She's really attractive desu and smart but so am I

my phone won't show me the flags until I've posted

Ur mom lmao

We literally don’t talk about you at all mate, think you’ve got some kind of complex

Not once in my life has anyone ever brought hate of Americans to a conversation

Fuck off retard

Despise Americans

University of life for me

>mom
FOY

literally nothing wrong with Durham ignore them

Is that rauri in orange?

Twat

>women
>smart

Love Americans me

arrogant student twat

Went Durham on the piss a few month back, beautiful city

Never really hear a out Durham research particularly excelling at anything rly. Always see Oxbridge, UCL, imperial, lse, even Edinburgh for my field

Smart for a woman at least plus she was obviously raised in Britain not China so she isnt a subhuman

I fucked you're mum so I guess that makes me you're dad... do your chores son or ill give you a taste of my belt

>Smart for a woman
So below average man's intelligence. Got it.