THEY DON'T SEE ME 'LESS I PULL UP LAMBORGHINI
EVERYBODY WANNA BE ME 'TIL THEY PULL UP AND THEY MEET ME
/brit/
La villa vertiz
oi
cunts
start posting
Doing a poo
having a go
Better not be any bloody arrogant students here.
doing my best
white btiches be cray
Has anyone got that screenshot of the tweet that lists non offensive insults?
reading a post
arrogant studentism is a mindset
Bored lads, getting my taillights tinted so just sitting here waiting for an hour
Younger brother just got into Manchester doing Physics
ye
post it
enjoy getting pulled by the cozzers every 10 minutes
nah sorry mate, maybe later tho. im swamped at the moment
Glasses or no glasses?
*dabs on Brits, Scots and Australians*
I already do, its annoying as fuck
hello I'm an arrogant student
Got an A* in a level maths
Can safely say I'm the smartest person in /brit/
*dabs on the entire Royal Family*
*dabs on my a level results*
facelift
send him my condolences
Is it gays in general you hate, or just those camp mincing effeminate types?
FOLC
Love gays
Not gay myself but defo have sex with a hot guy given the chance
Love that album
Apparently it’s the best place in the UK for physics
I just hate women
yeah, but now he has to live in manchester
Complete waste of money
reckon physics doesn't magically change based on where you move to mate
Say something mean about Polacks
>hello and welcome to Ricky Gervais show
>with me Steven Merchant
>hallo!
>and this baldy round fucking orange stupid imbecile idiot head - Karl Pilkington
>oi
>Karl... say something
>errrm... chinese monkeys were cocked rite?
>HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PLAY A RECORD!
I don't hate them but I couldn't be mates with someone that made their sexual preferences their entire personality. It's just annoying
At toil, very rainy today. Outside is currently very grey.
reached peak facts and logic guys
When you’re on an almost empty train and some smelly cunt decides to sit next to you
What the actual fuck lads
Got A* in Maths and AAA In further maths, physics and chemistry
Gonna sit and read manga all day now :)
I like how it looks
Good impression actually
No R*ssians allowed.
That's what us, (pretty) girls, have to deal with all day. Annoying to say the least.
Where on Jow Forums can I go to discuss my a level results?
as a radical non-centrist this opinion offends me
FOLC
Well I’m a pretty boy but I still don’t appreciate it
>see Brits on one of those dashcam fail compilations
>driving Fords
>skateboarding
I thought you guys hated anything and everything American?
Your qualifications are meaningless if you've never put your willy in a woman's minge
>sitting next to men
INFIDEL WHORE!
Ford Fiestas hardly count mate, look at them
Well we don't, just the people
Why did you think that? Mind of a retard if you really thought that
that's fine
Women are a meme
Anyone who hates Ford should be shot in the neck
Meeting up with the hong kong gf later to celebrate (she got the same results as me but did biology not chemistry)
So happy :)
Got those results a while back, where you planning on going?
That’s what I said but apparently it has the best facilities for shit I don’t know
for me it's the Ford RS
*physics not chemistry
Illustrated chart showing Radical Non-Centrism's place on the political scale.
Durham (not an oxbridge reject because I didn't even apply!)
>when a r*ssian "man" replies to you
ah yes now we have to listen to zoomers telling us how smart they are
It was a Focus tbqh
I mean Brits only ever talk about how much they hate Americans. It's like a personality trait over there: how much you hate Americans.
Just wanted everyone to know that I’m posting with a U.K. flag but I’m not actually in the U.K. ;)
Odd choice desu
What the fuck is this????
>hong kong
Eww.
u like it bby
What is a "zoomer"?
Why?
>there are people who voluntarily apply to durham
Cringe
She's really attractive desu and smart but so am I
my phone won't show me the flags until I've posted
Ur mom lmao
We literally don’t talk about you at all mate, think you’ve got some kind of complex
Not once in my life has anyone ever brought hate of Americans to a conversation
Fuck off retard
Despise Americans
University of life for me
>mom
FOY
literally nothing wrong with Durham ignore them
Is that rauri in orange?
Twat
>women
>smart
Love Americans me
arrogant student twat
Went Durham on the piss a few month back, beautiful city
Never really hear a out Durham research particularly excelling at anything rly. Always see Oxbridge, UCL, imperial, lse, even Edinburgh for my field
Smart for a woman at least plus she was obviously raised in Britain not China so she isnt a subhuman
I fucked you're mum so I guess that makes me you're dad... do your chores son or ill give you a taste of my belt
>Smart for a woman
So below average man's intelligence. Got it.